If you don’t use a pumice stone all over your body in baths/ showers

>>509175272 (OP)
anon... you use that on your balls and penis?

>>509175272 (OP)
qrd?

>>509175365
>implying anon still has them.

>>509175272 (OP)
I use my cock for that, does it still count?

>>509175272 (OP)
I use my girl boobs and pussy while showering

>>509175365
Yes of course. I even use an electric exfoliator down there. Smooth skin is healthy skin.

>>509175272 (OP)
i remember this bullshit from back in the day
a dry as fuck rock thing in the shower, pretty sure it was yellow though, like a sponge

>>509175272 (OP)
I bet this feels great as a back scratcher.

>>509175272 (OP)
I use one on my dickhead.

>>509175272 (OP)
basically, I'm just going to stand there while hot water runs down my body and call it a shower. I'm just not going to scrub myself. I know, I know! I'm just going to let dead skin and my body's natural oils do their job as God intended, is all.

>>509175455
Sandpaper but rock and hardly does anything

>>509175272 (OP)
I use a strigil.

>>509175507
All the gravity takes your sweat down to your balls. They start to rot if you don’t exfoliate them. Also your hair follicles can start to create rat nests under the skin which creates dead layers of dry skin. I used to do saunas and steam rooms and boy did they fuck up my skin pH

>>509175272 (OP)
I use a bamboo exfoliating brush

>>509175998
Not rough enough m8

>>509175932
The area between your leg and the edge of your scrotum is particularly important to scrub

>>509176065
Yep.I got punched hard in the balls as a kid during the Jackass reign and 20 years of festering it later it turned into a blood blister on my left testicle. It had those red pimples on the surface skin, With an electronic exfoliator and got down into the layers and I am not lying my whole bathtub was full of blood when it popped . The relief was amazing .

>>509175932
animals are fucking disgusting. the only life on earth should be plants and bacteria.

>>509175272 (OP)
I've been using my Fein Elektro Winkel Polierer WPO 14-15 E Ø 230 mm for ten years and it's still the best tool for this use case.

>>509175272 (OP)
are you spying on me

>>509175272 (OP)
I use 60 grit on my skin to exfoliate. I follow up with an orbital buffer and some Gojo to really bring out my natural color

>>509176065
I use one of these because I am too fat to fully reach down there.

>>509175272 (OP)
>MEGGED
>MOGGED
>MUGGED
in that order, pure pottery

>>509175272 (OP)
>Having white skin
>Having skin
Choose one nigga

>>509177370
Anon, do you feel this post is oddly specific, something you've recently spoken of, looked up or even thought about?

Sometimes the "random" served to the users of this website isn't so random after all

>>509175538
Damn, your butthole must be really loose

>>509177209
kek

>>509178739
Your happy trail they goes down to your anus can literally create cancerous skin tissue

>>509178739
Your happy trail that goes down from your back to anus can literally create cancerous skin tissue if rat nests occur beneath the skin . Then you get hemorrhoids and then cancer if the inflammation never goes away. Enemas beat colon cancer

>>509175680
Based

>>509179144
>Your happy trail that goes down from your back to anus can literally create cancerous skin tissue if rat nests occur beneath the skin.
What the fuck?
>Then you get hemorrhoids and then cancer if the inflammation never goes away. Enemas beat colon cancer
Bidets are critical, agreed.

>>509175272 (OP)
Imagine not having naturally exfoliating hard water from mountain and glacial melt.

Fucking darkies.

>>509179453
That’s not enough, there has to be physical contact

>>509175272 (OP)
I use one of these, nothing else gets you cleaner

>>509176501
hi trevor

>>509175272 (OP)
Uh-huh. I've tried all the laziest methods, the most disgusting, and as long as you use something rough on your underarms, and put soap on those and your entire crotch, you're good.

>>509175272 (OP)
Why should I remove my natural dead skin cells protection with such measure?

>>509175272 (OP)
Enjoy your hyperkeratosis.

>>509175272 (OP)
Yeah, no. Feet bottoms only a few times a year.

>>509175272 (OP)
its for your feet retard.

I soak in a 119 degree bath because I read somewhere decades ago that samurai did that or something. Sometimes it's a little hotter and scalds me a little, but I've gotten used to it over the years. One time it was a little too hot and my balls ached for a couple days. Then I scrub myself with one of those axe scratcher pad things. Smell clean longer and I haven't been sunburnt in years.

>>509183002
>>509183263
>>509183263
Dirty people

>>509178115
this

>>509175544
A loofah?

>>509175365
yes until they are red, raw, and angrily swollen

>>509175729
they're good for using on foot calluses

>>509177209
In the shower? You would get electrocuted. Industrial grade sand paper would do just fine without risking life and limb.

>>509175272 (OP)
you are disgustingly a fag

>>509177540
"Hue hue hue"

>>509182278
I use that on my nuts.

>>509183935
>I soak in a 119 degree bath because I read somewhere decades ago that samurai did that or something.
Nigger did you think you'd become a ninja?

>>509184997
You know those gara rufa fish? They eat dead skin. Put those feet in a tank of them and the fish will feast.

>>509177540
Might as well use a toilet brush. The aggressive nylon bristles will remove more bits of food/flaps of dead skin.

>>509185504
do they eat ass?

>>509184997
That nigger needs a cayenne pepper and turmeric foot spa.

>>509175923
Based Roman.

I use a clean white washcloth from Costco for each shower. Wash them once a week and repeat. You don't need to exfoliate this much.
> Pro tip: Use pine tar soap like Grandpa's or even the Dr. Squatch one is ok. Pine tar soap gets you squeaky clean and is not harsh or irritating.

>>509178115
yes i literally just bought a pair that looks exactly like the OP a week ago and used it for the first time last night. i have been on /pol/ for almost a decade and never seen a pumice stone post. this is beyond coincidence

>>509186709
We’re in this simulation together

>>509186543
unilever just bought squatch.
overpriced bullshit with a good marketing gimmick, if you ask me

>>509187093
next youre going to tell me you've never seen your neigbors bringing in groceries

>>509187375
Yeah, but if I'm traveling I can find Squatch at like Target or whatever. I definitely prefer Grandpa's. It's my go-to for like a decade since I read about it in some looksmaxxing guide.

>>509175680
>I'm just going to let dead skin and my body's natural oils do their job as God intended, is all.
Someone stop this based man

>>509175455
scrub off dead skin on your feet with these in the bath or shower
very cheap, i bought my last one for $2

using anything other than your own hands to lather up is gay.

>>509175365
No OP unfortunately scraped them off by mistake and he is stuck living like a troon.
>>509175272 (OP) Time to dilate xister.

>>509187506
What's the difference between grandpa's and packer's?

>>509187425
Huh

Gay

>>509187986
No clue sorry never tried Packers.

>>509175272 (OP)
Real Q: how do you clean those pumice stones? Don't the little pores get clogged up with dead skin?
I use one of the metal foot scrubber things.

I use it on my feet when needed. Not everyone takes such a pounding that they develop ass calluses

skin polishing at 2000+ grit is based. high gloss

>he doesn't chew out dead cells with his mouth
ngmi