Who is our REAL greatest ally?

>>509177123 (OP)
McDonald's

>>509177123 (OP)
niger

>>509177159
Fpbp

Australia

Sup

>>509177123 (OP)
idk

Probably Canada.

>>509177123 (OP)
Tall ayys. We got them as part of operation paperclip

>>509177123 (OP)
Ourselves

>>509177202
Australia or Canada. UK is also a contender.

>>509177123 (OP)
china, i shit you nought.

France. Gotta take a page out of their book and adopt "secularism" but use it to crush musselmen and pajeet hindu/buddhist/sikh/jain people. All the while propping up Protestantism.

>>509177123 (OP)
Israel, because we're both jewed

>>509177123 (OP)
Most likely Canada. We share such an enormous border that our security interests are intrinsically intertwined.

Ireland

>>509177123 (OP)
Retarded christcuck zionists, unironically.

>>509177330
Australia, Canada, UK, or France in no particular order. France helped us win the American Revolution.

>>509177123 (OP)
Good hygiene.

>>509177123 (OP)
You already know.

>>509177123 (OP)
until your orange dude pissed them off , Canada

>>509177348
Ben Franklin was a student of Islam and even quoted the Prophet Muhammad (PBUH). He said that if a man came to the USA to preach Islam he should be given a pulpit. My ancestors fought in the American Revolution and that is exactly what I am here to do.

>>509177123 (OP)
dude even your own next door neighbor hates you, and you think you have ALLIES at this point

>>509177123 (OP)
>18th century
france

>19th century
russia

>20th century
canada

>21st century
kurdistan

>>509177561
Well there's Hamtramck, Dearborn, Chicago, NYC, that city in Texas that will be only sand nigger. Minneapolis but those are somalis (with fat assess but you'll have bald kids cause all somalis are balding/bald).

So there's enough pulpits. I don't want anymore. 9/11 and sand Bernardino shooting is more than enough islam for me.

Cunt

Brazil.
Like, unironically. They literally do everything we ever tell them to do.

>>509177123 (OP)
technically France, but not so much these days

Mexico.

>>509177123 (OP)
Ukraine

>>509177330
>UK
They try to subvert us every election year
They are not our allies (the English) now the Irish and Scots m(and maybe Wales) gets a pass
Londoners and Labour fags can burn in hell

>>509177561

This you?

>>509177202
this

>>509177123 (OP)
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>>509177202
Australia and the USA are on the outs because of our extreme lefty government. Trump hates out ambassador and prime minister, justifiably. They talked a retarded amount of shit about him before he got back in and now they can't even get a meeting with him.

>>509177123 (OP)
>our REAL greatest ally
Speaking on behalf of everyone
GFY ahmed
You've been spotted

Japan maybe? Definitely used to be Australia. It's hard to think of any European government that likes America.

>>509177123 (OP)
Korea

>>509177980

Aussies are based. Amazing that you’re an island of the isles’ criminals yet your people are more eugenic / good looking than modern Britts.

>>509177123 (OP)
what about us?

>>509177123 (OP)
Australia, theyre the most dependable and true greatest ally we've ever had. They joined us in our wars, a bond forged in blood.

>>509177566

Carney cucks to Trump. “Elbows up” was fake and gay, and Canucks remain forever buck-broken. They need to accept their fate of joining the union.

Australia

They were actually in Afghanistan and Iraq, unlike Israel

>>509177123 (OP)
SLS is a disgusting moneypit but even so those launches are something else.

>>509178297
European countries are giving the US 5% of their GDP going forward. That makes them besties in my book

Canada
Trump wants multi-polar world
That means Asia's great power is China.
Japan will eventually be economically strangled. Taiwan is a done deal. So is S Korea to some extent, how many Korean men would fight for a western feminist society?
Canada becomes even more America centric and guarantees relevance for America with the NWP

>>509178461
Name your qualifications for the "Greatest Ally" position.

>>509177123 (OP).

Hitler.

>>509178545
we are brown, like you

>>509178529
Oh and Australia will just be a Chinese mining operation.

>>509178632
Nah it's too far away. It might as well be on Antarctica. China would have to roll through so many hostile countries it would never happen.

>>509177123 (OP)
Beer

>>509178692
lol they won't have to try to take it militarily, what America and China want basically guarantees it.
Btw, when America leaves Taiwan to be swallowed by China no one will get in their way again, because the shift in power will be official.

>>509177394
The French government that helped us during the Revolution has been gone for over 200 years.

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>>509178346
sorry, has to be a white country to qualify

>>509177123 (OP)
Israel is our greatest ally. They've done more for us than any other country, hands down.

>>509178461
I have heard that the most famous war in your country's history resulted in the death of 80% of your male population. Seemed like a good time to be in Paraguay if you were one of the 20% who survived.

There is no such thing as "our REAL greatest ally." It's a delusional concept, unworthy of consideration. They would all feed us into the chipper if they could get away with it and thought it would provide any benefit to them.

BTW, that goes for everyone around you as well, never mind foreigners.

>>509177123 (OP)
Australia and it's not even close.

>>509177123 (OP)

Howdy partner, i reckon we got ourselves sum old varmints to round up? lets form a good ol posse then ya hear, yeeehaaw!

>>509177123 (OP)
Morocco

>>509177123 (OP)
>our
The people or the government?

>>509177123 (OP)
Israel retard

>>509177123 (OP)
Mexico.

>>509179596
Wow, and a cross on your flag too? I like you buddy. Let's shoot niggers together.

>>509178231
Yeah but if the USA goes all in in a war we'll still be standing next to them in the trenches. Doesn't matter how retarded the war or how misaligned our governments are, we strap on the boots and march whenever they call.

It's pretty retarded at this point in history, tying ourselves to a falling empire, but it is what it is.

>>509177202
It is Australia and we've treated them like shit honestly. I'm sorry Bruce.

>>509179837
Realistically, the US has stronger ties with Mexico than with any other country, even Canada. There aren't tens of millions of Canadians living here like there are Mexicans, and there aren't even as many Canadians in existence as there are Mexicans in the United States.

>>509181078

We know what you are.

>>509177202
I dream of a day seppos and aussies can just nuke the rest of the world and purge the darkies from our shores

>>509177123 (OP)
The Common Wealth.

>>509178153
>They try to subvert us every election year

The Guardian newspaper is not the whole country, and this phenomenon only dates back to Dubya anyway.

>>509177123 (OP)
Mexico

>>509178875
>The French government that helped us during the Revolution has been gone for over 200 years.
So is the America that they help create.

>>509178522
What kind of drugs are you on, son?

>>509177202
Australia

>>509177123 (OP)
Japan.
Because they are the main country you need to contain your greatest threat (China)

>>509183553
This, Russia, and the Amish

>>509177202

Australia was deemed unreliable recently. I can confirm we have communist literal chinese agents in power.

https://www.defenceconnect.com.au/geopolitics-and-policy/16249-us-defence-experts-pin-australia-as-non-inference-un-reliable-against-china

>>509182304

https://www.defenceconnect.com.au/geopolitics-and-policy/16249-us-defence-experts-pin-australia-as-non-inference-un-reliable-against-china

>>509177123 (OP)
the U.S. Congress that impeaches, removes and imprisons the entire Trump administration

>>509180097
Let's be real, you guys aren't exactly better off than we are. Your entire economy is built on exporting resources, your housing market is an absolute joke, and people are getting arrested for writing books that make people uncomfortable and labeling it as CP.

>>509184258
Aw your Reddit dreams, all laid out for your larp

>>509177159
This.

One Nation under McDonald's (under the command of Gen. Ronald McDonald).

Make McDonald's Great Again. Bring back the Dollar Menu and three-for-free McChicken sauce packet with all purchase.

Bring back McDonald's in the Walmart and Walmarts in the McDonald's to win the 21st century for the American mutt race.

>>509185081
The Holy Synergy.jpg

>>509177123 (OP)
Probably Australia or France historically speaking. Currently speaking maybe Japan.

>>509181078
And yet, they still fucking hate us and never stop beating the dead horse of their lies about history to rile their people up into hostility towards Americans.

>>509181078
>There aren't tens of millions of Canadians living here
Actually there is anon. California has more Canadians than any province outside Ontario and Quebec

>>509177123 (OP)
france and russia

>>509177123 (OP)

>>509177123 (OP)
Jesus

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>>509177123 (OP)
Romania.

>>509177123 (OP)
White Americans

>>509177123 (OP)
countries that are better allies than Israel economically.
>Taiwan
>Saudi Arabia
>Australia
>Malaysia
>France
>Japan
>Britain
>Egypt
>Canada
our alignment with them is mostly political- to exert influence in the middle east in a territorial neo-coldwar conflict. in this regard the following countries are better allies
>Taiwan
>Ukraine
>Korea
>Saudi Arabia
>Turkey
>Poland
>Japan
>Malaysia
>Indonesia
>Iran 40 years ago

Questionthreads are spam.

Surprised nobody has said Japan.

>>509178506
don't bother
pol doesn't care about spaceflight

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>>509186404
>Indonesia

I have it on good authority that the Obama and Trump I admins gave up influence there to China in the 2010s.

>>509177202
This. Australia is our crazy ass lil brother.

>>509177202
No. You are deeply hated. We send our psychos overseas to commit war crimes so they don’t go on serial killing sprees here

>>509178231
Lick the boot more vaccinated retard. How many trumpcenes did you take. Idiot

>>509178462
We hate you and it’s called a protection racket. All you do is spread jewish niggerfaggotry and force us to die for the jew so you won’t bomb us and cripple our economy. We deeply deeply hate you

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>>509187544
-t. seething Chinaman