I can get drunk anywhere from 2-4 times a week.
I usually finished a 750ml in about 2 weeks.
I just drink straight vodka, I just sip it straight out the bottle.
I only drink at night usually when I'm gaming or something, I don't bother anyone, don't get aggressive, don't drink at work, don't put vodka in my coffee or crazy shit like that, and if I'm not feeling great or haven't ate yet I won't drink.
But she literally loses her mind and screams at me.
This has resulted in me trying to hide a bottle (Which makes her think im a giga-alcholic), but now she has started snooping through my room and searching for shit.
I could just go to a bar (Since she demands no drinking in her house!) but don't want to get a DUI nor do I want to hang around boomers, just like getting drunk and playing some League.
>just stop drinking
But I like it

>>509180128 (OP)
Well, are you?

trust me senpai, quit while you're ahead

Drinking is very fun, but really it isn’t good for you in the long run.

>>509180128 (OP)
Nevermind. Read OP.
You're 100% an alchy.

>>509180128 (OP)
her house her rules.

>>509180128 (OP)
Most moms are stupid cunts

>>509180128 (OP)
Switch to crack. That'll show her

>>509180128 (OP)
This is a bad habit and you really should stop
There’s something going on in your life if you think getting drunk a bunch is fun. Getting drunk is fun, but overdoing it implies you’re trying to escape from something

Your mom needs her pussy eaten and toes worshipped, refer her to me.

Im 100% your 3am drunk gaming sessions are chill

>>509180128 (OP)
>I can get drunk anywhere from 2-4 times a week.
That's pathetic, your mom should throw your ass out. I noticed you didn't mention doing anything besides drinking and fighting with mommy, cool life OP.

>>509180128 (OP)
Why not start putting some vodka in her drinks and food then one day bring out an alcohol test kit and make her explain why she is so drunk and yelling and you're sober and chill. Then pull out a bottle of vodka from her didloe drawer and interrogate her about it.

>>509180128 (OP)
She’s just trying to cook up a reason for why you’re still living there.

You need your own place anon, but watch your shit.

“As soon as you start having a beer with lunch you’re a dead man.” As they say.

Some people are functioning alcoholics but most people can't handle it. I showed up to work sober one time and they sent me home for acting strange

>>509180180
I dont think I qualify as an alcoholic, if I feel like shit I won't drink. And if I realize I've had too much to drink I stop and like don't black out or anything. I've been doing this for years.
I think real alcoholics pretty much do the opposite of that

Stop drinking anon

Placate her

Continue drinking in a week or two

Very alcoholy confession OP

would there be a difference replacing isopropyl alcohol from a large bottle with the vodka?
I know ethanol alcohol can degrade plastics over time, but not sure if iso bottles would handle it.

>>509180128 (OP)
>>just stop drinking
>But I like it

Then you haven't hit rock bottom yet, and you seem determined to get there. When you get there OP you have 2 choices, you stop or you don't. I don't care what you do, you may or may not care but that's up to you.

>>509180362
Do you work in a corrugated metal or concrete building anon?

I worked in a warehouse and if you didn’t do coke you were probably going to get fired because only cokeheads met quota.

>>509180346
>Why not start putting some vodka in her drinks
hoped this will be a sexy story, turned out to be a retarded advice

>>509180128 (OP)
if she'll be anal about this, she'll be anal about anything, including something your future wife or kids mighy be into.
women are literally retarded, and they only get worse with age.
i suggest you move out.

>>509180128 (OP)
If you were a real alcoholic, you would have solved this problem by decanting the vodka into water bottles and dumping the vodka bottles into a gas station trash can. Or, maybe you are an alcoholic, but just really dumb.

>>509180128 (OP)
drink some bourbon... ideally Jim Beam. I'm working tomorrow,
time & 1/2 CASH.... so yeah drink some hecking jim Beam bourbon for me & cause some nonsense...
she won't kick you out...

>>509180128 (OP)
I haven't had a single alcoholic drink since 2024. Must suck to be an Alkie OP. I never ever think of it, I can walk past it and not even get an urge to want to buy any. In my 20s I had to have a drink everyday.

>>509180407
You are an alcoholic because you drink on a regular schedule every week.
You don't consider yourself an alcoholic because you aren't as bad of one as others who have gone farther. It could happen to you one day, if you haven't been drinking more than a decade yet then you probably haven't noticed how bad it is.
You say you don't drink when you feel like shit, but the fact that you feel like shit in the first place is already a sign you are drinking too much.

>>509180356
I was off living on my own for like 2 years, suffering in the ze pod and she offered for me to come back, and since rent is high and I wasn't making any progress and my apartment lease was ending I said sure

>>509180362
>I showed up to work sober one time and they sent me home for acting strange

kek

>>509180128 (OP)
If you drink more than twice a month, you are an alcoholic

>>509180128 (OP)
Don't be a sissy. Go get some bourbon.... Ride the hecking Beam. Go on a bourbon bender until the 4th
... that'll hecking learn her...

i killed 5 bottles of gin in 10 days. 0.7L, 37.5% alcohol. step it up.

>>509180128 (OP)
I 'member when I was like you...give it a decade and see where you are

>>509180128 (OP)
Quit drinking in your mom's house and respect your parents you little bastard

>>509180128 (OP)

drinking is bad, embrace Islam.

>>509180648
False. if you drink less than once a/wk.... you're a sissy faggot cocksmoker...

>>509180537
I know rooms full of people who would drown their own mother for that willpower.

Legitimately good for you anon.

>>509180128 (OP)
drinking is genetic and your mom has been down this path before, ask her how many times she sleep around

>>509180128 (OP)
3-4 times a week is asking for disaster by fucking your health. then youll be chronically sick and living with mom. get a road map to move out.

>>509180128 (OP)
You drink the jews piss? Alcohol is for niggers. Throw away those "fotay ounca's" dawg you fucking ungrateful, sloppy fucking coon!
At you own mothers house too, how responsible.....just like a nigger once again. Liquor is jew piss for niggers and being druken is nigger tier behavior, anything else is cope. Go to AA you sick addict.

>>509180128 (OP)

If its her house its her rules. If she told you dont drink in my house respect that or get your own place and be an alcoholic there.

>>509180128 (OP)
>Since she demands no drinking in her house!
Discussion over. While you live under her roof, you are obligated to live under her rules. Get your own place if you don't like it.

For the record, you sound like a borderline alcoholic to me. Your quantities aren't so crazy, but quantity isn't everything and you're showing the defensive denials that are a hallmark of an alcoholic. You should consider trying to give it up altogether, but at any rate, you need to stop drinking in her house or you're a nigger.

Let’s do the math here, shall we? If you average getting drunk three times per week, and it takes you two weeks to finish a 750ml bottle, that would mean you’re getting drunk on less than three 1.5 ounce drinks each time, approximately 4.23 ounces total. This is impossible. So you’re a lying drunk, or you don’t have a problem and you’re lying about getting drunk.

>>509180578
>since rent is high and I wasn't making any progress and my apartment lease was ending I said sure

Quit drinking its a bad shitty habit that costs a lot of money.

>>509180362
>showed up to work sober one time and they sent me home for acting strange


I tried going to work drunk one time and that didn't work out well for me, hit the bar and left for work with a .28 BAC. I was driving fine but I left my phone at the bar, turned around and hauled ass to the bar, turned back around to drive to work and my engine overheated, caught fire so I pulled over. I was in the emergency lane trying to put the fire out with my shirt, then the fire truck and State Police got there. Bam, spent a shit ton of money for DUI classes, interlock and 10 days in Jail.

>>509180476
Why else do you think one of blow's nicknames is "handtruck fuel"?

>>509180503
Lol, I've dis this to drink while fishing at the state park where no alcohol is allowed. I left like half a water bottle of vodka in my truck and the next day my wife grabbed it and poured it on her feet to wash the sand off before getting in my truck after walking on the beach. She was like wtf? Why do you have vodka in a water bottle?

>>509180128 (OP)
Sounds like it's time for you to consider living independently AND to kick the alcohol habit.

Hey its me, your Dad.

Your mother is a bad person for not personally filling your belly with sweet sweet vodka. I will fire her immediately and get you a new mother.

Sincerely,
Pops

>>509180128 (OP)
>don't drink at work
Gay

>>509180476
I work by myself overnight at a liquor store. A real fox in the henhouse kind of situation

>>509180250
This. A stupid roastie doesn't magically become a sage simply by barfing a screaming shit machine out of her cunt. Ignore your retarded mother's advice on all subjects. That said, don't overdo the booze.

>>509180578
just go get some bourbon.... drink until the 4th...make it an epic bender. 4 days of drinking whiskey a bottle- 2 bottles/day should put you into some pretty robust alcohol withdrawal.... yeah those were the days...drink until the 4th faggotass... go tothe liquor store... we'll curate the thread until you get back & then go hard & post bourbon nonsense...ROFLMFAO... i useto tha tshit on aljazeera.com & Twitter...those were the days....
i found out about the apartheid racist gaslighting Zionist Genocidaires from Aljazeera ...
go get whiskey chop chop

>>509180497
>i suggest you move out
Plan to if I am finicialy able to.
Won't be letting her anywhere near my kids.
>>509180503
I am aware of the vodka water bottle meme. I'm just too lazy. Plus she's so pyscho I garuntee she would start opening a water bottle in my room and smelling inside it.
>>509180570
You can stop going full blown alcohol by doing OMAD. Basically you just starve yourself all day, have one big meal at dinner, then drink 2 hours later, this stops you from drinking during the day like a lunatic. That's my opinion anyways
>>509180748
What happened
>>509180757
I called her a bitch today because she had an episode and started freaking out over text.

Anyone else want to see more of our conversation?

>>509180537
I quit drinking at age 35 two years ago after ending up being hospitalized with jaundice and liver failure. Drank daily since age 20, weekend benders could see me kill half a handle of vodka. I always held a steady job that paid well, no DUIs or crazy shit like that, so I was in denial for a pretty long time.

Some people won’t stop until they actually face real consequences like that. I was extremely lucky that there was no permanent damage, but most aren’t that lucky.

>>509180128 (OP)
You are not there yet. anon, but you are clearly well on your way. Unfortunately, this doesn't magically get better, it just gets worse. Good luck my friend.

>>509180128 (OP)
It takes you two weeks to finish a 750ml bottle? I’m not even an alcoholic and finish one in like 4 days.

>>509181351
>everyone says bad things about you when you're not around

Damn you sound like a bitchy woman. Your mom sounds based can I have her number

>>509181351
>Anyone else want to see more of our conversation?
Yes, me

>>509180128 (OP)
off topic thread
kill yourself

>>509180128 (OP)
Quit chugging it out of the bottle like a wino and maybe your mom won't think you are a drunk bastard.
Speaking of where is your dad?

>>509181608
Fuck off, ya spastic faggot

>>509181351
You sound like a retarded asshole. Where the fuck is your father, and why isn't he beating your ass?

Post more of the conversation.

>>509181577

>>509180128 (OP)
Well, I'll drink to that.

>>509180128 (OP)
>I'm alcoholic
>I usually finished a fifth in about 2 weeks
lol lmfao

>>509181351
>You can stop going full blown alcohol by doing OMAD. Basically you just starve yourself all day, have one big meal at dinner, then drink 2 hours later, this stops you from drinking during the day like a lunatic. That's my opinion anyways
I think you are an alcoholic not because of the amount you drink, but due to the frequency and regularity of it.
I smoked weed for 12 years, I had fun while I was doing it, but at the end of that 12 years I quit and I am glad I did. I don't really have anything to show for all that smoking I did.
It undoubtedly damaged my health, which isn't something I thought too much about in my early 20s, but am regretful about now.
At the end of it all, I had some great times smoking, but now that I am sober they were all quite meaningless in the long run. I wish I had just kept it as a social activity with friends from time to time, rather than as a constant activity every week, and eventually every day.
Once I quit, my body felt healthier, and that made it worth it. Unironically I was smoking to feel good, because smoking was ruining my health and making me feel bad.
Being sober feels good by default, by comparison.

>>509181676

>>509181351
Move out and pay your own way you little cunt

>>509180128 (OP)
>thinks I'm an alcoholic

>>509181711
MOAR

>>509181711
No, really, where the fuck is your dad, and why is he not kicking your ass?

>>509181351
Dude, you’re an alcoholic. I’ve seen it. Hell, I’ve BEEN it. The whole “I can stop at any time, just not right now”, “I don’t do crazy shit so what’s the big deal”, having arguments with people because they get in the way of you drinking when you want and as much as you want. All classic alcoholic/addict stuff.

>>509181351
If I was your mom's boyfriend I would put you in a headlock until you cry and run away from home in shame

>>509180537
2024 was six months ago.

>>509180128 (OP)

>>509180128 (OP)
>I can get drunk anywhere from 2-4 times a week.
Anon, you're an alcoholic. You can prove us and your mother wrong. Don't drink for a month. If you can do it, then you're not an alcoholic.

>>509181851
She's a cunt. Move out and ghost her permanently. Bitches can't bear being ignored

>>509180128 (OP)
You are an alcohol and its destroying your family

>>509180128 (OP)
There's nothing you guys can't solve together with a nice ice glass of vodka

>>509182107
Look at me. I am the alcohol now

>>509180128 (OP)
>I can get drunk anywhere from 2-4 times a week.
there are only 7 days in a week, if you are averaging 3 days a week getting drunk that is basically half your life is you getting drunk every night.

>>509180128 (OP)
>alcohol
is for NIGGERS

>>509180128 (OP)
you should probably move out desu
its her house

You're a faggot, OP
the next bottle of vodka should be combined with a bottle of sleeping pills

>>509180128 (OP)
real talk that is indeed how it starts.
without active surrounding to stimulate the mind you will gain tolerance at a incredible rate (but only in your closed off environment) and then one day you'll be like "i've only had half what i normally do so im good to go out"
but for some reason your perfect motor control is gone and trip and fall through the coffee table with a set of car keys in your hand, in front of about 5 people you somehow you didn't even notice

>>509180128 (OP)
You have a job, just move out nigger your house your rules she can seethe about it all day, otherwise its her house and her rules

>>509180128 (OP)
You're not an alcoholic. Some people got real problems OP. You're good do you got money? A job? You got internet obviously youre pretty good

>>509180128 (OP)
anon, fren.... you are an alcoholic.
Come to an AA meeting and meet the guys who were all in your same boat and they will tell you how this story is going to turn out.
I have peace now without the bottle and you can too. Godspeed fren

>>509180128 (OP)
>I just drink straight vodka, I just sip it straight out the bottle.
are you slavic, or just retarded?

>>509180356
>your own place

This does fuck all, if anything it makes it 10x worse. I moved 14 hours away and as soon as I did that suddenly my mother decides shes going to make up for being an absentee parent for half my childhood and invite herself down to stay for weeks at a time. Moms are toxic, they just use their son as a surrogate husband or they try to keep you in a perpetual state of being 13 because being a mother is all they have.

If you move out don't tell them where you live. EVER or you'll have to move again and spend even more money. People who have dead parents or parents who don't give a shit have no idea how lucky they are.

>>509180128 (OP)

Fucken loser. Who the fuck still plays League? No wonder your mom wants to kick you out.

>>509181904
Make sure jannies don't nuke thread so we can enjoy this kino.
Vodka and 4chan and League are unironically more valuable than my mom.
>>509181906
He did when I was a mid-late teens, nothing happened
>>509181936
>>509181947
Do I need an intervention lil bros? Had no idea drinking and playing league was so dangerous. Might as well shill my söytwitch while I'm here, might be able to catch me drinking and play some kino jungle; https://www.twitch.tv/nopartysage_live

>>509180407
You're actually pretty responsible. I drink alone too and either game or browse YT, because I'm a boomer. I regularly blackout and just go to sleep. Blacking out isn't like you're sleep walking, it's just a memory issue, but can definitely be scary the first few times. If you're just drinking and chilling in your room, not causing any trouble and not doing risky shit like driving, then I don't really see an issue with it. It's definitely not an ideal habit, but we all have to cope somehow in this hellscape we find ourselves trapped in. Also, I'd recommend diluting that vodka with water or juice. Drinking that shit straight from the bottle or doing shots is going to damage your throat, liver or stomach eventually. Trust me, I know.

>>509182290
source/story on webm?

>>509180128 (OP)
>just stop drinking
Move out, dumbass

>>509180128 (OP)
>I can get drunk anywhere from 2-4 times a week.
>I usually finished a 750ml in about 2 weeks.
YOu drink on average 6 times every 14 days and only go through 1 bottle of 40% AVB. You get drunk from 125ml of spirits or like 2.8 beers in a night?

>>509182489
vodka/water is pro tier alky, only where to go from there is to make it your self

Oh and
>750ml in 2 weeks
Guys he is literally just a kid enjoying his youth doing fun and stupid shit like people his age do, stop projecting your chronic alcoholism on him not everyone lacks self control

>>509182290
there is a little bit of alcohol in each one of those. you can pour them all into 1.

>>509180128 (OP)
>I can get drunk anywhere from 2-4 times a week.
>I usually finished a 750ml in about 2 weeks.
>I just drink straight vodka, I just sip it straight out the bottle.
You sound like an alcoholic to me. It's not a severe, life-ruining alcoholism but you are definitely showing signs of psychological dependency.

>>509180128 (OP)
Do ketamine instead

>>509180346
THIS SO MUCH THIS, ALSO JANNIE JANNIE THIS THREADY IS BANTY

>>509182600
I wish I was capable of blacking out sometimes. I don't even sleep. I'll stay up for three or four days drinking and I remember every stupid thing I do and say

>>509182676
>You sound like an alcoholic to me.
> 2-4 times a week
An alcoholic is classified as someone who drinks more than two drinks every day. And needs it. This doesn't qualify.
I would know I am one.

>>509181351
>i'm the one that works and i pay the bills and keep the house up
this is the problem if true. she pays the bills and you sit at home with your booze and vidya? you don't help with housework? of course she's going to get pissed

>>509182603
no idea but it look like OP in a few years when he drunk punches a hole in the drywall then figures out he can hide his growing collection of empties inside the wall.
one or two 375ml a day start to add up quick and disposal of the empties really does become a problem when you're trying to be low key

>>509182676
>>509182871
you both sound young and naive. it's okay, you'll learn.

>>509182600
I know, but she can't be wrong. Not sure if she has BPD or NPD or what
>>509182633
>>509182668
Well it's kind of random, not consistent. Sometimes a 750ml can last me 1.2-2 weeks. Sometimes I'll drink 3 times a week, sometimes 4, and on bad weeks (Which is when even I know it's too much) I've drank 5 times a week, that's not common though.

>>509180128 (OP)
You're definitely an alcoholic. If you weren't you can go 6 months without drinking and being sober

>>509182871
And I doubt you started out drinking hard every single day. You probably started off just drinking "when you felt like it" and at some point between not drinking at all and being constantly hammered you were like OP, getting hammered for half the days of the week, chugging hard liquor from the bottle just to get wasted, telling yourself you didn't have a problem cause you were only doing a bottle every 2 weeks.

That's how you gradually lose control. The real danger sign to me is that he doesn't drink socially or or the flavor, he drinks straight vodka out of the bottle. That's 100% alcoholic behavior.

>>509183078
I'm 35 and I've had family members ruin their lives with drinking. OP's case isn't that bad, yet, he's only moderately alcoholic and can probably correct his behavior without too much difficulty.

>>509182875
I have a job, work 40 hours a week. I would also be more inclined to move out but my 200k milage car wasn't worth dumping money into anymore so I got a car for ~10k with 63k miles on it. Currently paying it off so strategically speaking moving out is the wrong move.

>>509182581
Buy an ad next time and save us the bullshit I don't play video games I'm old I play scratchers and roulette and owning more valuable real estate than your friends group combined. Tell your mama to wash that snatch out I'm coming over

>>509180128 (OP)

Let me tell you this OP, as a full blown alcoholic who just recently got off the shit, you need to drop the sauce. I can tell you that the withdrawal effects alone are hell on earth. I seriously wouldn't wish this shit on my worst enemy. Sure, you start out telling yourself that killing a bottle of liquor in two weeks or so isn't a big deal right? Yeah, it's not per se. But see that's the same rhetoric I used on myself. Then that two weeks turned into two days, and then before I knew it I was a bottle a day. Then you're going to be sloshed all the time, not to mention fucking broke from all the money you're spending. I somehow miraculously avoided a DUI or any other major shit, but I said some mean shit to people close to me and I also had to suffer the withdrawals, which again makes a shitstorm look fun. Dude, quit while you're ahead.

>>509183141
i can and frequently do go 6 month without drinking.
I am a alcoholic...well i was, i'm recovered now so im good for casual drink again.

>>509183089
The thing is op, you can basically quit right now and solve all your problems with that one act. You won't be in contention with your home anymore, which is good. You can save more money to go move out and do something fun with your life other than drinking and playing league (league can still be fun without booze). You can stop using alcohol before it becomes a serious problem. Its already a problem for you, but it can get much much worse. Many of us have been down the drug road, it doesn't lead to much of anywhere other than regret.

>>509180407
You're a functioning alchoholic. The "functioning" part tends to make people live in denial about their addiction problem. You should go clean for bare minimum 6 months to get a gauge on how it's effected you. I used to have a harder time quitting weed and would get stoned every night. I started taking large breaks ranging from 6 months to 2 years and got a better handle on it. Now I smoke a few times a month and in small amounts only. If you can do the same with alcohol, I'd be confident saying you aren't an alcoholic and have a good grasp on your use. It's really easy to fall into habitual use of substances and lose your grip on how they're effecting you.

My brother is a functioning alcoholic. He went a full month drinking non-alcoholic beer and thinks it proves he isn't one, yet he gets plastered 3-5 times a week, works half remote, and shows up late to his job at least half of those days every fucking week. If he didn't have his cushy ass job, he'd have been fired long ago for attendance problems. He's only lasted because he can clock in at 6 and then go sleep it off for another 3 hours. He pretty much only texts me when he's drunk.

>>509183378
Your mom doesn't sound like a very nice person. Super judgemental religious boomer vibes.

>>509183378
>Currently paying it off so strategically speaking moving out is the wrong move.
Strategically speaking, making peace with your family while you still depend on living with them is the right move.

>>509183483
I kill a bottle every two weeks and have been at that rate for around 17 years now. Never felt the urge to do more

>>509183663
fuck that burn it down

>>509180128 (OP)
>usually finished a 750ml in about 2 weeks.
>I just drink straight vodka, I just sip it straight out the bottle.
This is what I do but I don't get drunk I just have 2-4 shots a day to feel better. What's your brand? I like Sobieski. Cheap but quality. I don't care for potato vodka, tastes weird to me

>>509183089
You’re rationalizing your drinking and are arguing with your mom about drinking in her house. Someone who wasn’t dependent would just shrug, and stop drinking in the house. They don’t need to drink.

Try going two weeks with no booze. If you can’t make it or are anxiously counting down the time until the evening of the 15th day, then you have an addiction, and it’ll get worse with age. This is how it started with me, and often how it starts with hundreds of others.

Keep in mind that I’m the same Anon who had a stable job, my own living space that I paid for, never did stupid shit, and mostly just watched movies and played video games while drinking. I started at half a pint 3 or so times a week to drinking daily and always going to sleep with a buzz, to routine benders where I would black out, drink, and black out multiple times if I didn’t have work the next day. It crept up on me over the course of about 15 years until my liver failed.

>>509180128 (OP)
Just stop drinking, bro
It's not good for you.

>>509183378
>$150
dude she's basically just asking you for your half of utilities. unless you want to pay a lot of rent/mortgage somewhere else, apologize and tell her you'll cut down to 1-2 times a week. or buy a cuckshed and make your own rules. whoever pays the bills and has the deed makes the rules. sucks but that's the way it is

>>509180195
How old are you

>>509184007
>whoever pays the bills and has the deed makes the rules
Clearly you're not married

>>509180128 (OP)
takes over 2 years for your brain to recover from getting drunk once. continual drinking prevents recovery

>>509183483
But I've been drinking like this for years, wouldn't it have already blown over the top? I think the most I've ever drank in a single sitting is maybe 30% of one all the tall (not 750ml) of vodka.
>>509183383
Well I brought up league so might as shill my twitch I dindu nuffin, our streams are le based and le chill
>>509183551
>and do something fun with your life
Like what. There is literally nothing
>>509183590
A functioning alcoholic is someone who drinks 6-7 times a week, mostly throughout the day, and still functions. I just don't do thar. The only "functioning thing" I do when I get drunk is I can still think pretty reasonably, and don't stumble around cursing people out
>>509183888
The thing is, I don't want to, I love drinking! Let me put it like this, If I had no money and couldn't buy vodka would I resort to stealing it? No.

>>509183789
pro tip don't waste your money on expensive vodka, its all a ethanol-water azeotrope from a column still and all equally pure by law (and as pure as it can be without special lab equipment)

>>509184230
Have you ever gotten your liver checked?

>>509184270
Sobieski is $18 a handle (1.75L). That's cheap enough for me. I can taste the difference between vodkas, like I said I don't like potato based, and I'm certainly not paying up for some bullshit like Tito's Mexican vodka

>>509184128
if you allow some bitch to walk all over you when it's your house that's your problem. buy it before you get married and she can't do shit legally. or put it in a trust if you're that scared

>>509180128 (OP)
https://www.3chi.com/product/delta-8-thc-cbn-tincture-comfortably-numb/
If you don't need much, I'd suggest a quarter of a dropper.

>>509184270
eat two eggs for b12
water or milk to rehydrate
chicken noodle or pho
ibuprofen or aspirin to relax blood vessels
soak in the sun to reduce inflammation

>>509184270
Just buy this.

>>509184173
I don't believe you.

>>509184524
Are you married?

>>509181351
Being a mean vs happy drunk has nothing to do with being an alcoholic, anon. Let me put it very simply, if you aren't a functioning alcoholic, then take a 3-6 month break from it. You might be more bored, but if that's the extent of it it should be extremely easy to do.

>>509184173
fake image, the right is severe alzheimer's
>>509184873
no. that doesn't change the argument. check your state's laws on marital property

>>509185232
>no. that doesn't change the argument. check your state's laws on marital property
Yeah then you don't really get what I'm talking about. I know my states laws, community property, which is better in some ways but worse in others. But I'm not talking about laws I'm talking about sanity

>>509184709
>ibuprofen
never ibuprofen post alcohol, both punish your liver but the acetaldehyde from the break down of the alcohol plus ibuprofen is absolutely perma-toxic to your liver

BC powders are my go to because they don't burn my stomach like other aspirins

>>509180128 (OP)
Stop drinking that nigger shit. The liquid jew.

>>509181351
She actually sounds based and you sound like a faggot

>>509180128 (OP)
By all metrics you’re an alcoholic.
That means you’re being harmed by it.
You don’t care , why should anyone else.
Except if you’re driving drunk , then you need to be killed.

>>509185418
>never ibuprofen post alcohol, both punish your liver but the acetaldehyde from the break down of the alcohol plus ibuprofen is absolutely perma-toxic to your liver
Did not know this.
Thanks, fren!

>>509181544
I don’t even understand how it would take someone more than one or two days to drink 750. You guys are all faggots lol. I guess only Canadians actually know how to drink.

>>509180128 (OP)
>750ml in about 2 weeks
Don't listen to the Jews and troons accusing you of alcoholism, that's an absolutely normal consumption rate for liquor. Also, there are few pleasures in life more sublime than catching a buzz while gaming in peace, either with your online gamer bros or in solitude. Women as a rule get hysterical about men enjoying any activity without female presence and approval, which explains your mom's asinine behavior. The solution to this phenomenon is to move out of her house and never look back. Most people (and especially women) can't comprehend the sage men who manage to drink alone, yet maintain the discipline and common sense necessary not to devolve into complete lushes. Normies more or less possess zero willpower or impulse control, so they have to drink in groups to socially constrain their own and each other's behavior.

>>509180128 (OP)
> 750 ml in two weeks
Dawg that's a Friday night for me, maybe a little left over for Saturday. You people lack perspective.

>>509184230
>Like what. There is literally nothing
It would be easier to come up with something if you were sober.

>>509185833
Listen to this Jew
You probably own a liquor store

>>509180128 (OP)
shes a cunt. Sorry anon. You are just mildly alcoholic. Probably just medicating because our reality is shit. I'm sorry you have such a shit parent. I wish I could help but I have my own kid to worry about.

>>509185378
i've seen enough pussywhipped men to know exactly what you're talking about. make sure you're the breadwinner and have some balls to stand up for yourself, and don't tolerate any bullshit. if she's working outside the house and taking orders from some other dude and making as much (or more) money than you, of course she's going to get bitchy and arrogant

>>509186055
its not that much at all. These anti alcohol tards need to be gassed. You created a fucked up reality and people will exist in it with the required medication.

>>509186191
OOf I need to sober up myself lulz. I just hope anon is ok. We all do what we need to to survive.

>>509180128 (OP)
you are an alcoholic, but if you're not bothering anyone else, I don't see the big deal if you're not destroying the house, getting super angry, shitting in the living room, pissing in random corners, etc. Your mom is being a mega bitch. She should be happy you're at home doing it and not going out on the town doing god knows what.

>>509186055
Butthurt Jew or femoid detected. FYI the Bolshevik Jews attempted to eliminate alcohol consumption in Soviet Russia trying to get the goyim to slave harder and generate more shekels. But you wouldn't want people to know that, right Shlomo?

>>509184934
I'm not worried about withdrawal symptoms. I'm worried about the boredom. Can't even switch to caffeine and play League all hyperactive because caffeine doesn't even work on me. I drink coffee only a few times a year and it doesn't do shit, even if I drink lots of it.
And I don't have a caffeine tolerance, I don't drink soda or anything like that either.
Being sober is fucking stupid. I mean it's good sometimes.
But at the same time I don't like losing control, weirdly enough, I can remain in control under the influence of alcohol, but weed actually gives me insane anxiety, so I don't smoke it.
I'll admit I have an addictive personality, but I wouldn't say I'm a full blown alcohol addict. And I'm not even a super happy drunk, it just sends me into the feels and reveals my true self, everything becomes fluid and smooth for once
https://youtu.be/FVnE2Wa_My4?si=O8rAn-UOk6i8Sdbh

>>509182668
This is true but he is still kind of a faggot

>>509180128 (OP)
You're a fucking bum.

>>509180128 (OP)
>750ml in about 2 weeks
sorry I must have missed that, if that's all you're drinking, then you're not an alcoholic. I drink 1.5L of vodka in a night once a week.

>>509186284
>I'm worried about the boredom
Because you are an adult and still live at home playing league, which is a shit game. Alcohol is the only reason why this situation is tolerable to you, as a man.

>>509180448
Don't listen to this AA cuck you're not an alcoholic they party 247 simple as

>>509186113
Most of these guys today don't have wives in the traditional sense, they have "partners." Like they're marriage is a fucking corporation.

>>509180128 (OP)
Here's the bottom line, OP, you have a drinking problem. You have a problem (fighting with your mother) that comes from you drinking. Whether you're an alcoholic or not doesn't really matter, you have a problem caused by drinking. You can be an alcoholic and no one cares, as long as you don't have a "drinking problem."

Also, the fact you drink the shit straight out of the bottle, like a fucking wino, and don't pick up your empties, is probably what really pissed her off. Put it in a nice flask, clean your room, and she might calm down.

>>509184499
>$18 That's cheap enough for me.
yea thats fair
>I can taste the difference between vodkas,
true, but thats mostly after the fact brand fuckery.
A lot of vodka brands buy the same 190 proof grain alcohol from one major distiller then "craft it"
Skol for example smooths their's out but adding a indistinguishable amount of sugar and Skyy buffers the pH with limestone (actually works great and tastes great but its a fagot company)

>>509186614
*their marriage
Wtf

>>509186113
>if she's working outside the house and taking orders from some other dude and making as much (or more) money than you, of course she's going to get bitchy and arrogant
They all get bitchy and arrogant. Doesn't matter. They've got big daddy government and society on their side and they know it. I say this as someone who drew the line and told one to walk. I don't think any man should get married while it's the current one sided contract it is.

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>>509180128 (OP)
Former drug addict here I was with the 12 steppers for 6 years despite not being an alcoholic don't listen to their psycho religious babble youre just a fucking loser who lives at home with mommy if anything you should drink and take drugs to cope instead of talking to the fags on here but I digress

Alcoholics drink 247 you're fine bro a fifth every 2 weeks isn't alcoholism a 1/5th every 1.5 days is

I make pretty good money have my own place and work out 4-5 times a week and maybe 2-3 nights of the week I dip on 90$ bottles of 16 year old scotch but it's a little bit shot quantity would be 2-3 max per night alcoholics drink a case of beer and 3/4 of a bottle of Jim beam and pass out in someone's lawn

>>509186621
>A lot of vodka brands buy the same 190 proof grain alcohol from one major distiller then "craft it"
>Skol for example smooths their's out but adding a indistinguishable amount of sugar and Skyy buffers the pH with limestone (actually works great and tastes great but its a fagot company)
Interesting, I don't know that. So it's fake and gay like everything else. You work in the industry? The other one I like is moskovkaya but I can't find the handles anymore.

>>509180128 (OP)
>getting drunk and playing some League
stop drunkenly screaming about a game for autistic retards

>>509180362
I know someone who hid it well, until various health problems set in. She died of liver failure at age 41.

>>509180407
Only way to prove you're not an alcoholic is to quit, preferably not cold turkey, in case you get DT's.

>>509181007
i think the problem has something to do with the fact that your cars engine cant go faster than regular speeds without catching on fire

>>509180128 (OP)
>once every two days
>only 750 every 2 weeks
>8 shots a week
>2 shots to hit peak intoxication enjoyability.
>works out to 4 times a week

That's giga responsible, and borderline healthy. If this were wine instead of vodka, you'd be actually benefiting.

>>509180128 (OP)
>I usually finished a 750ml in about 2 weeks.
pffft, rookie

>>509187179
>Only way to prove you're not an alcoholic is to quit
Really? Because hear from you faggots non-stop whenever drinking or being drunk is brought up online.
>23 minutes sober here brother, best thing I've ever done in my life.

>>509180128 (OP)
You could, I don't know, move out?

>>509180128 (OP)
You seem like you are on the cusp of a more serious issue with alcohol than you think.

>>509184230

Your rationalization reeks of alcoholic. I love alcohol too. So much, that I had to quit. You're not special. You'll either die young or make the right choice and fill your life with alternatives. You gotta want to do it though, or it won't work. You aren't there yet.

It turns into a crutch you can't possibly see your life without. It tricks you into thinking you need it. I thought I needed it to deal with health issues. Turns out I feel way better without it.

At least your mom loves you. Don't be shitty to her. Move out and be an alcoholic somewhere else.

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>>509184230
Text messaging will be the downfall of society. You guys are mother and son, live in the same house, and this is how you choose to hash out addiction or housing? Jesus Christ. You both belong in a sewer.

>>509180128 (OP)
its bad for your liver and you only get one liver and death from liver failure is one of the most shittiest ways to die. its a long process that can take weeks, months or even a couple years. your ability to digest food will diminish you will become massively fatigued you will get random chronic pain in the liver area your skin will turn yellow green and your brain will start to get damaged from ketones your body has no way to remove. soon youll start feeling short of breath even when lying down unable to sleep. youll puke randomly and constantly as your bodys innate responses to poison are triggered as it desperately tries to expel the offending toxins in your blood in a futile attempt to clear itself of the poisons your mere existence generates. soon your heart will start skipping beats or randomly spiking to 200 bpm while you sit on a couch watching tv unable to even focus or comprehend any dialogue in burst over 2 seconds long because your brain fog will be so bad that even trying to remember how to unzip your pants to take a piss will be a 100% mental effort. youll continue like this for months until finally your body gives up and the liver fails completely and you just drown in your own toxic sludge unable to breathe.

>>509184230
>But I've been drinking like this for years, wouldn't it have already blown over the top?

That's basically the same thing I told myself, brother. Then it snowballed. Gradually, but it snowballed for sure. By the way in case you didn't know, alcohol damages the living shit out of your body in pretty much every department. And when you do it repetitively over many years you're still aging yourself prematurely, and that's just saying the least. Good luck to you, man.

>>509189656
>You gotta want it
>You aren't there yet
>I can't handle liquor so that means some anon I know 0!about can't either

Do whatever the fuck you want bro you'll know you have a problem once you black out in weird places or are in handcuffs your mom's just trying to make your ass do something you sound like a neet faggot you do not have a substance problem

>>509180128 (OP)
>I usually finished a 750ml in about 2 weeks.
750/8=94ml/sesh (3oz for burgers)
thanks breakfast you faggot. she should kick you out for being so gay