Cracky chan was always weird to me

Wonder whatever happened to rabbit chan or carrot chan forget the name now

Who’s that guy?

I sold nudes on /b/ and it was the biggest mistake of my life

>>509180942
Surely you've done something worse.

>>509180993
"It was the worst mistake of me being 11"

But you aren't wrong

I used to just read Encyclopedia Dramatica for hours, and now I have a job, a mortgage and a loving family. What happened?

>>509181765
You forgot to slow scroll the offended page like you were supposed to a deacade ago

>>509180326 (OP)
you were in the other thread with the chick with the huge tits, and you got nostalgic from what I posted there, didn'ja

>>509180326 (OP)
Who would've thought the internet would've gotten worse overtime? I guess it's like south park joke Simpsons did it. Everything funny and good has been done.

>>509180942
I posted in one of the dick rate threads back in the day for free so at least you got paid.

>>509180326 (OP)
You used to able to ask for tits and they would get posted. Now if you ask for tits it's just some mentally ill troon

>>509180326 (OP)
@grok what this and is pol saying fap to this

>>509180942
Damn, that's super gay.

>>509182248
My older brahs coworker caught it and threatened him to his boss so i became a preteen onahole

I hate 4chan

>>509180326 (OP)
when trannies boldly declared out loud that it was okay they're actually a dude

>>509182534
larping jeetnigger, kys

>>509180326 (OP)
I want to go back

>>509182565
I miss the early 2000’s

>>509182163
Once memes became mainstream and i saw them on the window of a smoke shop. I knew our days were numbered

>>509182594
Blow it out your ass amerimutt you can image hash my crash outs on the archive i am all me

>>509182752
>t. lying larper choking his microdick to his own fake and gay bullshit

>>509180326 (OP)

People didn't gatekeep hard enough by taking things for granted with their naivete and complacency.

>>509180326 (OP)
Most overrated bitch of all time. By far.

How romantic

>>509182944
Bet she feels pretty dumb right now, would have been a millionaire if only fans was around at the time

>>509182814
Glad to see White americans are on my side lmfao
Christ you are a weasel

>IT WAS A BETTER TIME
IT WAS A WORSTER TIME

4chan is so much more sufferable now than back then, I attribute this to the attention giving fucks offing themselves or moving on with their lives

>>509183202
It was more of an actual community back then imo. always shit and fucked up. but just more original

>>509183202
This site is 97% bots and shills/glowies at this point, what do you mean it's better now?

>>509183172
Shutup bitch, post tits or kys

>>509182163
Too soon.

>>509183202
Can't go in and not get sucked down.

>>509183497
Im a guy 5head

OP is a faggot

>>509183769
Shhhh.

>>509181765
ED was and will forever be the greatest wiki ever created.

Owing to the fact that it's dead, what should America be called?

>>509182163
False

>>509183463
This. Plus barely any good redpill threads anymore.

>>509184118
Space balls

>>509184261
We can make black pills. The matrix retarded.

>>509182947
>>509183065

No no no no no know know know know know

Don't anyone that isn't and judgemental. Gl hf

>>509180326 (OP)
/b/ is completely riddled with porn now. Unrecognizable from 15 years ago.

>>509185534
I basically left /b/ over 10 years ago for that exact reason. It really hasn't changed much since then, with the exception of an even higher ration of useless threads.

It's so sad...

>>509186400
Just you and every hungry fish in the sea.

And all the snarky people, something something. I'm not very good at this.

>>509181765
I am so sad that fat whale destroyed it because she was jealous of cheeseburger selling for so much money. OhInternet was such dogshit. Because she gave no warning most of the site was not archived. All those pages of early 4chan drama lost, like tears in the rain

goths are the most oppressed race in the planet

>>509184261
I miss fat hate fridays

>>509186891
Skinside outing surgery.

>>509187138
And they didn't happily live, forever, after.

>>509187046
You have to be h8teeng 2b here.

>>509180942
This meme was originally made for people like (You).

>>509181765
>what happened
(You) lied

2000 is good , we fight Y2K that never happened with a fuckton of money.

Hey faggots, my name is John and I hate every single one of you.

>>509182565
>>509182717
real oldfags remember kalindrachan

>>509188558
2u4e

>>509188723
The worst thing old people did was make young people feel united and tell them that 12 zeroes is a lot of money. It's a big world out there.

>>509188760
Uknow read verse

>>509188781
Cross your tees.

>>509188558
Ill double down i asked /b/ how to have sex properly with my first gf in 2010 and someone absolutely trolled me saying i should rub my knee on her pussy naked and she asked what the fuck i was doing
She was a virgin and so was i fuck all of you

>>509182163
Wtf man, too soon.

>>509187138
Okay, every so often some really old shit gets reposted, but this. I haven't seen this since one of my oldest PCs kicked the bucket back in like 08. Thank you anon and please sir, may I have some more?

>>509189692
They only hate you.

>>509189722
The who talked?

>>509189856
Dot dot dash

>>509180326 (OP)
But who was phone?

>>509191062
I think you're confused.

Bored. Gets old watching jippers get ripped.

This thread was shadowbanned spammed and deglansed just like the keratinzed kike who ruined it

>>509182163
too soon

HI, I’M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN’S WEARHOUSE. ONE DAY WHILE WALKING DOWN A PICTURESQUE AVENUE NEAR MY LARGE EXECUTIVE HOME IN AN INIMITABLY PRISTINE SUIT, I CHANCED UPON A LASS WHO CONSIDERABLY AROUSED THE PRURIENT INTEREST THAT LURKS BENEATH MY MANLY VISAGE. THOUGH I MADE POLITE CONVERSATION ABOUT THE DISTENDED SACKS OF FEMININE POTENCY THAT CONSTITUTED HER MAMMARY GLANDS, SHE SEEMED INTENT ON REFUSING MY ADVANCES. AFTER A MOMENT SPENT IN COGITATION, I RESOLVED TO TAKE HER THEN AND THERE. I SHREDDED HER GARMENTS, THROWING SHEET AFTER DIAPHANOUS SHEET TO THE WILES OF THE WIND, WHICH BORE THEM OFF AND AWAY AS I DID HER VIRGINITY. I LOOSED THE RESTRAINTS OF MY STILL UNSOILED SUIT, LETTING SLIP MY BULGING TUBIFORM INSTRUMENT OF SEED DEPOSITION. SHE WRITHED UNDER THE RELENTLESS CLASP OF MY HANDS UNTIL, WITH ONE MONUMENTAL THRUST, THE STERTOROUS INHUMAN CRIES THAT PIERCED THE ATMOSPHERE LIKE THE WAILS OF A CAT IN ECSTASY GAVE WAY TO ONE LAST BULWARK OF MODESTY AS SHE SLIPPED QUIETLY INTO A SWOON. UNDETERRED, THE PASSION IN MY BREAST DROVE ME ONWARD IN A FRENZY OF COPULATION. THE DIAPHORETIC AMBIANCE RAGED WITH PASSION AS MY LOINS LURCHED FORTH AND MY PROBING MEMBER SPRAYED INTO HER MY PASSIONATE ISSUANCE IN LIKE MANNER AS THE BLOOD SPURTS FORTH IN LEAVINGS SYNCHRONOUSLY WITH THE HEART'S DULL POUNDING FERVOR FROM THE JUGULAR OF A SLAUGHTERED BULLOCK. I CAN ONLY IMAGINE THE HYPNAGOGIC PHANTASMAGORIA THAT BESET MY MAIDEN IN THE APOGEE OF HER INTERCOURSE, BUT METHINKS THIS TIMOROUS LEDA WATCHES ON AS MY WINGS AVAIL THEMSELVES OF THE GUSTY WIND, DRIVING ME UP ON THE HEIGHT, ABOVE THE DRIFTING FRAGMENTS OF HER ERSTWHILE COVERING, ONLY THEN TO LET SLIP THE OBJECT OF MY DESIRE IN ONE FATAL, UNINTENDED PLUNGE. THE PRECEDING ACCOUNT IS A FULL BUT FAITHFUL RELATION OF MY PRESENT SITUATION THIS FIRST DAY OF JUNE THE YEAR OF OUR LORD TWO-THOUSAND AND SEVENTEEN. I GUARANTEE IT.

>>509187138
Nice. The only one I don't get is Zero Hour.

>early internet
>you could have fun and not be behind 100 layers of irony or shitposting
>current internet
>