So yeah, buckle up /pol/. I (29M) was dating this girl (25F) for 7 months. Things were chill — she was cute, made good pasta, and didn’t mind my 6-monitor RGB setup.

One night we’re watching Twitch, I say “Stardew Valley is just pixel trash compared to Minecraft.” She goes cold like I insulted her ancestors.

She calls me “emotionally stunted” for only building cobble huts. I respond, calmly: “Skill issue.”

She starts crying, says I never validate her and I care more about diamonds than her feelings. I joke, “I’d enchant our relationship with Unbreaking III if you chilled.” She packs her stuff and leaves.

Now she’s ghosted me, blocked me on Steam, and her friends say I’m a narcissist.

All I said was Minecraft > Stardew.
AITA or did I dodge a drama-loving creeper?

Also is there a villager dating mod? For science.

>>509181087 (OP)
Both of you need to get lit on fire while alive

>>509181087 (OP)
This thread is cancer
I know this is a joke thread that only OP will find funny, but imagine spending time and effort doing this. It implies a lot

“It’s never about the dirty dishes.”

Women are always right

woman moment LOL

this was pulled straight from Reddit's front page

>>509181368
yeah, there were more things on her shitlists beyond being a brocoli haired manchild

she very likely already met a guy

>>509181087 (OP)
>Now she’s ghosted me, blocked me on Steam, and her friends say I’m a narcissist.
true, you sound like a narcissist. But that means your girlfriend dated a narcissist, which means she's kind of retarded.
>>509181243
This

>>509181087 (OP)
>GF (25F)
Christmas cake.

>>509181243
Im with the kraut on this one

>>509181087 (OP)
I sincerely hope you both die painfully
I'm going to pray to whatever will answer me that you die TONIGHT

>>509181087 (OP)
If this is true which could be you are a moron, she liked the game. What if she insulted your favorite game. Also women interpret criticism of things and people they like as criticism of themself, so when you double down after she went defensive she treated it as an insult to her.

Since women are incapable of taking criticism her brain did gymnastics and said "theres nothing wrong with me its him" cue narcissism and blocking and bs

If she blew up this hard she either didnt like you anymore and was looking for a reason or she is emotionally unstable.

>>509182257
Thanks for the reply, kind stranger!

But you saying that women are incapable of taking criticism sounds a bit misogynistic and unhinged. Oooh, gonna downvote on this one...

My wife and I get into arguments about stupid shit like cynicism vs stoicism. Basically I think Marcus Aurelius was a huge cuck and Diogenes was a chad, which drives her insane. Anyway we just fuck and get over it, OP is a larping faggot

>>509181087 (OP)
is this satire?
stop playing kids games you fucking autists

>>509182257
The young ones now also seem to hate any perceived actual negativity. It has to be cute nervousness when first meeting that fades or jokes that aren't actual criticism. And if you don't like absolutely all the same things you're totally incompatible... breh. My parents have been married over 40 years and I don't think they do much together other than watch movies and go to a restaurant once in awhile. My dad cuts wood and goes in his sauna. My mom cooks.

>>509182639
Obviously diogenes is a superior being and mind, but Marcus Aurelius has a better view for the need for social and therefore technological development. Man as an animal vs man as a civilized beast.

>>509181416
more like op moment
>>509181087 (OP)
not your blog faggot

Minecraft is for fags and stardew is for trannies.

>>509181087 (OP)
>my 6-monitor RGB setup
Sounds like she dodged a train wreck. You're clearly a gooner.

>>>reddit

>>509183387
Actually, there are many benefits to gain from masturbation.

For example, there's a university professor on r/science that said that masturbation will decrease the risks for prostate cancer.

And masturbation is also a healthy habit that can get rid of stress. I masturbate 3 times a day.

Looks like you are the science denier here. Downvoted!

A fucking LEAF

>>509181087 (OP)

>>509181087 (OP)
Take this pig shit to reddit, faggot.

>>509181243
FPBP and /thread

>>509181087 (OP)
Check out Faceparty to find a new one.

>>509181087 (OP)
had to be a leaf didn't it

>>509181087 (OP)
how long til shit like this is 99% of the threads?

you guys got all r/wooooshed!!

Not political but alas have an updoot *flies away*

>>509185699
I miss when Finngolians and Aussies were the most ravenous shitposters

>>509181087 (OP)
Are we reddit now?

>>509181087 (OP)

copypasta? is that really what we're doing again?

>>509181087 (OP)
Faggot leaf. Range ban Canada.