odds he's still alive and actually paid to escape.
>>509183071 (OP)based sex god faked his own death on orders from sentient florida swamp things (mostly alligator-human hybrids bred for WW3 by the satanic elite in deep underground military bunkers)
He's definitely still alive, the body double they used for his "corpse" was beyond sloppy.
>>509183071 (OP)Seems extremely likely. That or he was put into some sort of program.
why wouldn't he be alive?