If you don't drink so don't go to the bar to find a date what else is left? How do you get laid or do you just use /gif/?

>>509188598 (OP)
dates

>>509188598 (OP)
Back when I didn’t give up on chicks, it would kind of happen when I least expected it
Having a social circle helps. College was the last time this occurred however

>>509188598 (OP)
I found my Hong Kong fiancée on some international anonymous chatting site.

Don't be ugly. If you're ugly be charming.

>>509188598 (OP)
you could try dating apps i guess, even though a lot of women will probably skip you unless you're a 10/10
other than that i have no idea man, i've never had one either.

>>509188657
>Having a social circle helps
Having a social circle helpsHaving a social circle helpsHaving a social circle helpsHaving a social circle helpsHaving a social circle helps

>>509188714
Lmao, it's been years now and you still aren't married? Fucking lol, you're beyond retarded.

>>509188598 (OP)
Easier to just hire hookers on leolist. Women don't want you unless your chad. Passport bro works too but that's a lot of time and energy to pull off without it blowing up in your face.

>>509188837
Thanks, I like the enthusiasm

>>509188859
No.

Just one year.

>>509188598 (OP)
grindr

>>509188745
you'll still never have me

>>509188956
Encyclopedia Dramatica had an article on weird angle poses. It called it internet disease.

>>509188859
kys you negative fuck

>>509188598 (OP)
I know it's hard for you internet addicted fucks to grasp but there's a real world out there and you can just go out and socialize with people. Just don't be a weird sperg

>>509189039
That site still exists?

I always took it as a whiny version of Uncyclopedia (and that site somehow exists, but it's solely edited by communist troons).

>>509188598 (OP)
Online.
High standards.
Dress nice and be in shape.
Speak with confidence and lead in the relationship.

>>509188914
Lying nigger, there are posts from 2023 of your retarded ass talking about this catfishing chink whore and saying you were getting married in June of 24.

>>509188598 (OP)
If you dress like pic related, throw all of that shit in the trash.

Dress like Timothée Chalamet does when he is not working/posing or modeling clothes. You know, in his candid shots. That's it. That's what women want. Get a job on top of that so you can keep going to great places.

>>509189405
Financial issues got in the way. Was supposed to marry her last year.

Didn't get engaged to her until Feburary of last year.

>>509188598 (OP)
I met a girl online a few days back and we video chatted and what not. We were suppose to meet up for pizza at a local place but she canceled at the last minute, so basically I lost again.
I mean, I'm trying, honestly, but I can't even get to the first date. Autism maybe? Dunno.

>>509188598 (OP)
>How does /pol/ find girlfriends?
I don't.
>How do you get laid?
I don't.

>>509189499
>Financial issues got in the way
Yeah, she just needs some more money from you and then she will definitely marry you for sure...next year.

Lol, I wonder how many more years she can keep stringing your retarded ass along?

>>509189559
did you come off rapey? Did your eyes bulge out and did you stare at her intensely?

>>509189499
lol I rember you too what platform did you meet her on? chatib? chatiw? interpals? Are you coming here to shill your shitty scam websites?

>>509189644
Not sure. We were still chatting after the call, and she even said she was excited to meet. Tonight she just suddenly called it off though. I'm thinking somebody better answered her ad.

>>509189499
>bug wife
Ahhhhhahahahahahahahaha
>he didnt go to uzbekistan
skill issue.

>>509188598 (OP)
I don't even want a gf anymore. I will not be controlled by lust. I've done nofap for so long I've long lost track of my days but I do realize women are all ruined, the broken pair bonding thing and all so I do have my sympathies for them in a way but I am much more content being all alone or with my buddies or even talking to my old man. Let some other sucker deal with these jew ruined manly women. I gave up and am a more content person for doing so. You guys obsess about females a bit too much, but I still love you (no homo)

>>509189639
I'm willing to bet that "she" isn't even real. This guy is just making shit up so we can generate more traffic for his failing website full of turd world scammers or he's genuinely stupid enough to willingly be financially drained of funds.

>>509189798
She is. She's been here to see me several times, and I went to see her in Hong Kong several times as well.

Never asked for a single penny.

>>509188598 (OP)
Join a support group like Alcoholics Anonymous.

>>509189893
Why are you reddit spacing so hard? Is this just bait? This is bait isn't it? This is definitely bait.

>>509189893
my uzbeki cute mogs your flat sterile bug. get wiped

>>509188598 (OP)
I’ve been trying to figure out for awhile now why some men desperately need a female partner.
I have yet to come to any conclusions.a part of me says it’s NPC brainwashing and another says it’s out of sheer fear of being lonely.

>>509189798
I've never seen him say what site he met her on, and I've talked to his retarded ass many times. I think he's a legitimate idiot being catfished, for years now, by some chink who claims to be 30 years old and never even held a guys hand.

>>509188598 (OP)
the all time best was yahoo messenger local chatrooms. I got so much pussy in those. Yahoo messenger was the best. I miss it.

>>509189966
>a part of me says it’s NPC brainwashing and another says it’s out of sheer fear of being lonely.
It's NPC brainwashing driven by a fear that society will collapse if men stop having sex.

>>509189966
no lonely want sex and activity partner.
Go biking with gf etc..

>>509188598 (OP)
I used to care about finding a woman to settle down with, but since now I have seizures pretty often I'd rather die alone rather than put someone through the pain of losing someone.

>>509189146
Should I just join them at a table and introduce myself? I don't know what women do besides take pictures get coffee and walk dog.

>>509190474
>BIG rides with your uzbeki cute
based

>>509190474
What are you looking to get out of it?
Stimulating conversations?sex gets boring quick too.best of luck in your endeavours though.

>>509188598 (OP)
Stop being a jeet

>>509188598 (OP)
Hang out at boba tea shops and hot topics.

>>509188837
If you go out of your goon cave and interact with enough people, you'll expand your social circle, which you will interact with enough chicks. It's a low and slow process, but you'll get there.

If you have no shame and want to get white anted by some third worlder, mail order bride is an option.

>>509190711
Good convo would be cool too. Geo politics over coffee.
Going camping giving eachother massages after the gym or work would be handy.

theres no such thing as getting laid it was a short lived idea in the early 2000s that still existed back then

now each country has a certain amount of wealth threshold to actually be considered a viable date by women

if they have sex with you for free theyre essentially losing thousands of dollars

so almost no women will do it theres like maybe 1 girl out of 50,000 who hasnt gotten the memo still thinks its 2001

>>509188598 (OP)
What's on /gif/? Did that board become a hotzone full of literal faggots like /soc/?

>>509188598 (OP)
I wish I had a /pol/ boyfriend

>>509188598 (OP)
I find the average American woman repugnant, so I don't, until I pay off my debts and get more skills I've resigned myself to celibacy. If I die a homeless virgin, then I die a homeless virgin who blows up a federal building.

>>509189729
you arranged the meet before generating any chemistry or attraction. don't get me wrong i couldn't do any better.

>>509189729
I don't know why but basically all women are like that now. None of them have a single drop of empathy for anyone but themselves, always selfish and narcissistic to the max.

>>509188598 (OP)
Facebook.
-Ad people i work with/meet out at gigs as a friend.
-Chat to them
-Make them laugh
-Hang out with them
???
-Profit