I need some mind blowingly racist things to say to my white coworker.

Please help.

>>509189866 (OP)
ask where his parents met and if it was a family reunion

Tell him that if he doesn't start breeding any bitches that'll hop on his dick, Sukhmandeep will come, take his job, shit on his beach, and litter in his river.

>>509189866 (OP)
Congratulate him for not dying of fentanyl overdose like all of his high school friends.

>>509189866 (OP)
tell him to poo in loo

>>509189866 (OP)
Black women actually have animal vaginas. They get this thing called steatopygia where their gross pussies develop into these weird bulbous lobes like baboon vaginas.
They're legitimately not human.

>>509189866 (OP)
Just call them a racist white dog. Don't forget to ask for a smoke when your done.

>>509189866 (OP)
If you call a white person a school shooter, they usually get demoralized
It’s such a bad insult that I would never use it irl

>>509189866 (OP)
>You're my intellectual superior by a wide margin, and I could never assure to be 1% as human as you are, because my fellow shitskins & I still have Neanderthal DNA. One quick glance at our behaviors, both here and back at our countries of genetic origin, is enough to show that we shitskins are subhumans who couldn't run a decent modern country if we tried.
You'll DESTROY him with this

>>509190044
>Shivdeep
>Arsedeep
>Suhkmandeep
They're not real THESE PEOPLE AREN'T FUCKING REAL

>>509189866 (OP)
"only stupid white people aren't afraid of the toilet witch"

>>509189866 (OP)
Honestly the only time I actually felt slightly offended is when a brown guy told me I "don't really look that white"

>>509190162
Most people I know who think like this are grease monkeys, welders or something similar.
Indians graduate with Princeton math degrees and make 8 figures working for trading firms on Wall Street.

Probably just because of affirmative action though, right?

>>509190115
>Browns don't shoot up schools because they don't go

>>509190289
It doesn’t land if you call a brown or black person that
You’re right btw

>>509190115
>Meanwhile, if you call a soulless nigger violent, they'll take it as a compliment

>>509189866 (OP)
What's 12" long and white? Nothing.

>>509190379
Idk how that subtracts from my statement
Both can be true

>>509190044
Beach shitter inbound

Seriously, just show him this clip of an Indian shitting on the beach and say nothing. Look as confident as you can while doing so, like you're super proud. It'll gaslight him worse than anything you can say for him to think he's missing something obvious that you're super proud of.

>>509190280
Since when is wealth automatically indicative of intelligence & humanity, you retarded cow shit eater?

How many crackers does it take to commit incest?"
"Two but they both claim it was 'just a family reunion.

>>509189866 (OP)
Easy. Show him this image and say nothing. Look as proud as possible when doing so. He'll be confused as shit. Trust me.

>>509189866 (OP)
>I need some mind blowingly racist things to say to my white coworker.

Remind him that white men are the least desirable race to women.

>>509190404
Where did I say I was trying to detract from your comment?
You made a point. I expanded on that point by relating it to niggers. This is how conversations work.
Not sure why you'd go the estrogen route and comment about commenting instead of about the actual topic at hand.

hey.. white guy, whats it like having sandwiches for lunch everyday? kek owned

>>509190115
Only works on Amerigoblins
>>509190100
>>509190210
Weak

>>509189985
>>509190504
That doesn't really offend white people because there's no truth to it. The most inbred places in the world are in the Middle East
White peoples rate of inbreeding even in the highest areas are like 1000x lower than the middle east

>>509190491
>BEING GOOD AT MATH DOESN'T MAKE YOU SMART
Ah yes, the noble savage mythology.

>>509190194
>>509190471
They're real, they're here, GET USED TO IT! But the -deep suffix is interesting. I'm not James anymore. I'm Jamesdeep Howard.

It just squirts out. Christ on a cracker.

>>509189866 (OP)
>white

tell him he secretly wishes he was a jew and not useless goyim

How many peckerwoods does it take to season a chicken?
None they didn’t know it needed seasoning.

Kys shitskin

>>509190662
It literally doesn't retard. Do you know how many autistic software engineers are trannies? Lucidity & wisdom are far more pertinent than "I can recognize patterns and memorize what my professor tells me to."

>>509190716
KEKKKK
>Hello Jamesdeep sirs, I am Johngag. Have you met Suhkstacy already?

>>509191094
>Lucidity & wisdom are far more pertinent
What evidence do you have for white lucidity, exactly?
Every white person I know is a media zombie glued to a glowing rectangle 24/7.

>>509190386
Not so fast

>>509189866 (OP)
Ask him to join you and the boys in a game of football, he can be the pigskin

>>509190115
I always took it as a compliment, then afterwards people start treating me nicer

>>509190115
Wouldn't work in a white country like Australia. We'd just laugh.

>>509191229
Why you moving the goal posts? Is it or is it not more important than being good at math?
Proof of anything this complex/multi-faceted would obviously require far more thorough deliberation than anyone has time for. But for starters, we don't cook animals alive like chinks, we don't live in mud huts and chuck spears like niggers, we believe in meritocracy more than race-based handouts, we hold our own white criminal shit heads accountable and don't just automatically jump to "he a good boy who dindu nuffin & was finna become a astronaut." There's the fact that no nigger or spic has ever said anything profound or thought-provoking. All they think about is "pussy money weed" hedonism. Etc.

>>509191601
I asked a simple question.
Sounds like the answer is a big fat "nothing"

>>509192072
No logical refutation, as expected.
EZ win for me.
Score is still 0 for shitskin subhumans. Cry more about it.

>>509189866 (OP)
call him wh*toid

>>509190791
>seasoning chicken
How does someone give winter or summer to chickens?

>>509189866 (OP)
>need some mind blowingly racist things to say to my white coworker.
>
>Please help.
Is he Catholic or Christian?

>>509190057
It's funny because it's true