I work for the talent agency that represents Asmongold.

And I hear a lot of you asking why Zack lives the way he does given all the money he makes.

The answer is simple:
We told him he must.

Zack is not allowed to work out.
Zack is not allowed to clean up.
Zack is not allowed to have a girlfriend (that you know about).

Zack must be relatable to the lowest common denominator.

You.

And that’s why we promote him here.

We curate content for him to watch and react to, all of it is screened before hand, and we moderate his audience and insert comments for him to “pull up” and discipline.

It’s all an act, you see.

And the only reason I say this is because none of you will believe me.

>>509190663 (OP)
No shit, retard. Assmongoloid is an actual retard faggot too though.

>>509190663 (OP)
nice big tits, FAGGOT

>>509190663 (OP)
Tell me something I don't know

I dont believe you work there but I do also believe that's pretty much how it works. His chat interaction doesn't feel natural. His talking points when reacting to videos are always some obvious bullshit and probably given to him along with each video. He probably doesn't prewatch the video, but the guys that do are just lazy and give him talking points that are directly in the video already

>>509190663 (OP)
It's worse than that
>4U
We know you're telling to the truth, but we also know that faggots like this don't actually have followings and your "targeted marketing" is nothing but your own prejudices about your enemies.

TL;DR: You're trans and dead.

>>509190663 (OP)
does he have a second house and commute to work?

>>509191423
his dayjob before this was working alongside pajeets pooping into custom ordered gaming pcs at the company he co-owns with the streetshitters

>>Asmongold is source of my income but I will smear him with shit cause you wont believe me
yeap i dont believe you, it is far more likely you are just ass blasted by him and want him less popular
he wouldnt be less popular if he got his shit together
he is liked cause his takes are simple yet mostly correct
no one really cares how he chooses to live

>>509190663 (OP)
Hello NightMedia glownigger-whistleblower.
I actually believe you. That is why I ditched the whole eceleb, podcast and celebrity bullshit a long time ago. It's all fabricated garbage meant to blackpill you and waste your time. Read books, train hard and party harder, don't be glued to a screen 24/7 kids.

>>509190813
stop posting this clip, it gives me nightmares more than any gore i've ever seen on here

>>509196293
no, it is everyone's duty to name Asmonfaggot for the faggot that he is

>>509190663 (OP)
>because none of you will believe me.
i believe every single word, i ate all that shit

>>509190663 (OP)
>none of you will believe me
We are the only fuckers that consistently call out Asmongold for being a fraud/controlled puppet of Night Media you dumb faggot. The people who don't believe you are all the retarded Asmon simps crawling around obsessed with e-celeb drama. You may or may not actually work for Night Media, but we definitely know he is bought and paid for.

I don't get it, why is this guy so important again?

>>509190663 (OP)
>*pauses post*
>yeah
>yeah actually he's making a good point here
>yeah I really agree with this

>>509190663 (OP)
The talent agency is Night inc btw.

>>509190663 (OP)
So you've been his manager for 14 years now? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uzy1uUgeRPI

>>509190663 (OP)
he did all of that beforehand but now he's contractually required to

Oh I believe you. I already knew that any eceleb with a following is owned by the jew media.

>>509190813
me in the back

>>509190663 (OP)
>You.
thats evident for anyone with a brain, hes an entretainmen t product like family guy or some shit like that.
of course youtube wouldnt promote far right or extremist idiologies. there is always the danger of terrorism and promoting schizo behaviour

>>509197592
OP, who is promoting anti israel propaganda??? theres a constant antiisrael campaign in my cunt and we dont have nothing to do with israel... venezuelan niggers??

>>509190663 (OP)
you do a lot of things, jeet, go get pegged by your black panther roided nigger and dont ever post again

/pol/ is the dumbest collection of retarded monkeys that will fall for anything, proved once again by this thread

>>509190663 (OP)
You're right, I don't believe you

>>509190663 (OP)
We've known this shit for a while dude. We know what night corps is.

>>509190663 (OP)
And the best part is, we did it for fun. We don't have any marketing research to back it, we just think it's funny to make him live in filth.

>>509190663 (OP)
He actually volunteers in Israel. He told me it's worth than any money

>>509190663 (OP)
>Zack must be relatable to the lowest common denominator.

>You.

Of course you guys are dumb enough to believe your own bullshit about the people you're trying to wipe out

>>509191423
I can’t disclose that information but he does have a security detail to prevent certain retards from attacking him at his well known location.

>>509197141
He was selected for what he was, and part of the contract stipulates he maintains this exact image.

When he allowed his Asian girlfriend to show up when Palworld released we had a very serious discussion with him.

One concession we made recently was to allow him to attack the Turk, since it was the Turk who was partially responsible for Zack’s ban, and he successfully argued that we were in violation of our contractual obligations here.

>>509190663 (OP)
>You.
But we don't watch him at all. In fact I didn't even know he was a different guy from that Charlie dude for the longest time. Frankly Shoe is better than Asmon and I don't even watch Shoe either.

Your agency has gotten me with a few shitty conspiracy channels, but they don't last long since they glow so hard and always steer away from Jews.

>>509190663 (OP)
most of the 0.1% or so of us here that are not bots or brown are aware that influencerslop is entirely inorganic, thanks

>>509196405
I will say this, he is not a faggot. If you’re paying attention you’ll know he made a random girl’s YouTube channel blow up recently.

Except she wasn’t random.

Nor was her script.

>>509200643
>memeflag
shut the fuck up you inbred kike

>>509200702
You’ve figured me out, Anon.

But the show must go on.

I also love e-celebs, I'm watching Mitsuki-chan now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqpNf0wYnY4

>>509190663 (OP)