Thread 509199243

what is your retirement plan.

it was always to kill myself, i just keep not doing it and I dont know why

>>509199243 (OP)
I dont have jews or NPCs tell me when I can stop being a slave to jews.

>>509199243 (OP)
10mm to my right temple.

>>509199243 (OP)
To work until I die.

Lol

>>509199331
im thinking about taking a week off going to indo and jumping into Krakatoa

>>509199243 (OP)
naming the jew until I cross over

>>509199243 (OP)
I won't retire.
I want to keep working and collect shekels like Larry Ellison.

>>509199243 (OP)
That's the funny part, there isn't one.

Best thread on pol by far.

>>509199243 (OP)
New Zealand.

>>509199243 (OP)
When I am sufficiently over this gay earth I plan to enter the wilderness equipped only with a loincloth and a decent fighting knife.

I wont retire. That's why I never worked.
>t. 33yo NEET.

>>509199822
This is what African tribes used to do, kind of
There was this one tribe that used to give a feast to the elderly who were too old to hunt and work. Then after that he was given a knife and left to wander the wildness until he died

>>509199899
Actually BASED. My other option is to take a portable ramp and my downhill bike to a very steep mountain overlook and just send it.

>>509199243 (OP)
You guys have a plan?

>>509199243 (OP)
Have just enough saved up to go to some small town deep in my country (preferably one with as little immigrants as possible), have a little farm, spend my days trolling gen alpha and gen beta on the internet and die of old age.

>>509199243 (OP)
I hope I'll live untill retirement

>>509200000
My fren, with arcance numerals such as that ye possess, your wish is granted.

I'll work and name jews until I meet God. Pretty simple two point plan.

>>509199243 (OP)
continue to live until it's too painful? I unno

>>509199243 (OP)
Opening Talmud schools in mars

>>509199243 (OP)
Retire at 62 (earliest possible in France) move to a poor country; Vietnam, Thailand, Indonesia.
Sit on beach, fuck young whores, drink bourbon... I haven't thought much after that.

>>509199243 (OP)
Ive been contemplating it for about 6 months now since Ive been laid off

I dont know what to do, or where to go. I live next door to a nigger who I just ramped up war against because he keeps invading my property. I have more arsenal than he does, and I could kill him and his entire tribe of monkeys in one fell swoop as he is an unarmed pascifist slave gorilla, but I just dont want this to be the bitter end of what it would be, although I would go down as a infamous nigger killer of our town, but Im not built for jail and probably will end up offing myself before they arrest me.

So where do I go? Everywhere I go there are niggers. I wonder, maybe somewhere in East Asia but I would be unarmed. Id rather take my chances where I have a fair shot at something. I just don't know.

>>509199243 (OP)
Become a war lord in post apoc society

>>509199243 (OP)
I will not tell you. But it is solid for sure.

>>509200181
Most sensible take itt.

Well, comping mechanism is plans... reality is I will kms!

Coping is good because I know the truth but can lie to myself every day so I go to work, pay my bills and help my family meanwhile, win win.

>>509199243 (OP)
Not sure. I see old people at the market and i realize that will be me someday. It's just an older you who just exists... I hear old people like to get blind drunk. This one senior citizen had a cart full of vodkas and not much else. There was no shame and nobody seemed to care.

>>509199295
Same, I know why sorta... but I am always suspect of myself!

I've been wanting to do it for almost two decades now, actually pretty much, family is always the excuse but I am suspect of my motives.

I've been thinking lately to all the close calls, and one of those remembering when I got electricuted as a child and wondering why did I bargen so hard to let go so I can survive, I couldn't let go of the wires... why did I bargen for life, so I ak suspect of my motives today because it's not adding up, I mean twenty years almost of wanting to die and nothing, am I lying in part to myself... hm!

>>509200809
Remember most people alive are not old. Only around 5% of the total population is around over 60. Think about that. You basically won the lottery surviving so long when most people died before you.

>>509199243 (OP)
Unironically death. I would be long gone before I reach 70 or whatever.

>>509199817
Fuck off we're full.

>>509201122
1/4th of NZ moved out

balls deep in nip pussy till i die

>>509199243 (OP)
Death
30% of men don't live up to retirement age anyway

>>509199243 (OP)
I am hoping to die within the next 10 years.

>>509200000
Witnessed

>Retirement plan

GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>509199243 (OP)
Jesus is likely coming back in 2040 so Im waiting. Follow me
>Christ goes to heaven in year 33
>2000 years goes by
>7 years tribulation (sorry protcucks rapture is fake and most definitely homosex)
>Temporal opening of God Borg cube comes after Jesus restores order
>Chill

Or just neet until I die

>>509199243 (OP)
>what is your retirement plan
suicide

>>509199243 (OP)
Heart attack at work.

pension doesn't work, and I use this money more effectively than the government funds

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>>509199243 (OP)
>what is your retirement plan.
Bullet to the brain, bunch of money to my family.

>>509199243 (OP)
Seriously though, I don't see the problem with leaving the scene if you risk homelessness or senility or so on. American culture has a bizarre aversion to the old masculine practice of falling on your sword if your presence is no longer beneficial to yourself.

>>509199243 (OP)
I'm going to blow my brains out

>>509199243 (OP)
Commit petty crimes so they either lock me or give me UBI to stop me from committing a crime.

>>509199243 (OP)
jerk off/do drugs

>>509199243 (OP)
I've lived very unhealthily in my 20s and 30s and it's already catching up with me. I'll most certainly die before 65 so there's really no need to worry about that at least...

>>509199243 (OP)
Death

>>509199243 (OP)
9mm

>>509199243 (OP)
I will pay my entire life for the pension of my parents.
My kids will pay half of their life for the pension of my parents.
I will live in a multigenerational household with the kids that would have survived the collapse when I will be old.

>>509199243 (OP)
Have the mortgage paid off, I have enough land to grow some veg but not enough for self sustaining. Hopefully not have too much physical paid in my later years. I'll work a day or 2 a week until I die I would imagine.

Motorized wheelchair with monster truck tires and israel flags. I've rigged up an oxygen tank into a cpap machine and I've got bombs strapped to my chest. I'm going to turn your gay Mexican pride parade into a body parts pinyata.

>>509199243 (OP)
I'm already retired.

>>509199243 (OP)

My retirement plan consists entirely on getting isekaid, and no i am not much of a weeb i am just aware of the term

>>509199243 (OP)
Kill myself and go to Equestria.

>>509199243 (OP)
Haven't thought about it.

My retirement plan is praying to the creator that the sweet, sweet release of death will take me and I will just stop waking up one of these mornings. I just cease to exist and become free of this greed hell world would answer my prayers. Every night I pray for it, and every night I am denied.

>>509199243 (OP)
>what is your retirement plan.
I am entirely banking on total societal collapse and making it on my own inna woods after jewish landownership laws cease to exist and citifag population has been reduced by 99 %.
Either that or I lock the parliament doors after walking in with a bag full of fertilizer compound.

>>509199243 (OP)
Walk in the woods. See how far I get.

>>509208558
Dare to dream anon.

>>509199243 (OP)
Buy a boat, sail to Antarctica and live on penguin and seal meat with my orca buddies.

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>>509206938
I don't understand you people. Society is shit, because people are too afraid to rise up against the rulers and lose their lives in the process.
You are not afraid to lose your life, you could totally take few parasites with you to hell. But nah, you choose a rope or a bullet. What the fuck? Why not improve society for the rest of us if you are gonna KYS anyway?

I’m planning on working until I am 67 and then going into a retirement home. I’ve already got a place planned out called Rolling Green Village. From my understanding, they have a lot of very nice amenities so I will be able to post comfortably from anywhere on the retirement grounds. I’m sure by then erectile dysfunction will be completely solved so I am going to do a lot of fucking. That and all I can eat buffet at the community center. It’s going to be very nice sitting around, munching box and having the occasional mixed drink my 30 year old fuck buddy smuggles in. It’ll be like living in heaven in earth.

>>509199243 (OP)
Dying in water/ resources/AI wars

>>509199243 (OP)
dying of bowel cancer before retirement

Skill rich pakis. They need retraining.

>>509209847
By then, every carer will be black or Asian.
You're going to get your head kicked in, in paradise.

>>509199243 (OP)
If I can't afford to live innawoods in Suriname I'm going to blow up an ammonia silo

>>509199243 (OP)
Guess I'll die

>>509199243 (OP)
You know how in movies in the end the hero charges in to sacrifice himself and take down as many enemies as possible?

>>509199243 (OP)
Heroin dealing and armed robbery.

Worst case I get caught and go to prison where I get free meals and everyone thinks I'm a legend for just abandoning social norms and committing a bunch of crimes in my seventies.

>>509213141
Oh, I forgot, I'm already retired.
Guess I'll die lazy and content.

I have a paid off homestead in the woods of Pennsylvania. Once my investments are mature enough, I’ll just quit my job and spend my days there reading, hiking, and fishing. Hopefully, I have kids and grandkids at that point so they can visit.

All of my finances and retirement is funding a free roam cat sanctuary that accepts FIV/FELV+ cats. I don't care about anything besides making animals lives slightly better while I'm here.

>>509200809
A human? With an instinct to stay alive? What????

>>509199243 (OP)
idk, if im 60 and i cant retire, i might turn to a life of crime and just retire in prison

>>509199243 (OP)
My plan is checking out from this fucking shithole. Why prolong it. I wont kill myself over prolonging my existence in this gay humiliation and tortute simulation. Fuck that shit.

>>509211709
I already pay for the kind of service in hell.

I don't plan for shit.
All plans get fucked anyways.

>>509199243 (OP)
I retired 6 years ago.

what a sad and pathetic thread

>>509199243 (OP)
Shitposting on this datamining forum.

>>509199243 (OP)
>what is your retirement plan.
Either stomach, colon, or prostate cancer + parkinsons