"Well, bucko, let’s get this straight: Lobsters, you see, they’ve got a serotonin-based dominance hierarchy, just like us. It’s archetypal, millions of years old! Ever read Dostoevsky? Crime and Punishment—that’s the weight of existence, man. (Pauses, voice cracks) I was up at 3 a.m., wrestling with the chaos of my own psyche, trying to make sense of it all. You ever confront the dragon of chaos? Clean your damn room, it’s a start!"

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>>509200806
yellow man, orange man, red man, west is diverse as fuck, listening to i am blue da be di da be da rn

>>509201045
I am blue balls man, help me someone.

>>509201278

>>509201045
I listened to that yesterday. There's an AI version where Hitler sings it

Lol, damn I know yu guys Photoshop him but hes been reder for sure! lol

It's all the red meat he's been having.

>Its another episode of "ben shapiro won't give me my pills unless I cry on que"

Why should I take life advice from a pill popping junky who raised a Trainwreck whore and who spends all his time on golem duty lurching around the internet embarrassing himself

>>509200709 (OP)
Why is he so red?

>>509201045
The song is called "I'm blue, if I was green I would die"

>>509201650
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNQ-pVex0LE

>>509200709 (OP)
>when you finally looksmaxx and your life turns around, your career takes off, success finds you but the goyim cattle aren't breeding more tax serfs so you are sad.

I vehemently assure that I proudly wear the name “Juden Peterstein” with the utmost honor. Oh, what a fool you must be to think that such terms that are utterly devoid of inventive notions of subtly or substance can even begin to scratch but a mere nanometer of my ever unshakable demeanor and unflinching poise in the face of such a pathetic force that you so liable as your own wrath. Oh, ‘tis so that only the most misguided of scoundrels who dwell in the most squalid of dwellings, and who are in possession of the most unwashed of penises would ever bequeath me with such a poor insult that it shall instead be deemed instead, without the slightest hint of irony upon mine visage, as a compliment paradoxical to aforementioned scoundrel’s very visible discontent. For if I were to fart, that fart shall indeed sound like your own voice. For I declare now that my intellect is larger than yours, perhaps even on such an unfathomable scale that arises when mine own pristine penis is juxtaposed upon your own, perhaps even on a scale that bend the limits of human comprehension, let alone the comprehension that you undoubtedly possess, when my own room, in its most magnificently organized sense without even the slightest notions of disarray, is juxtaposed against your own room which is strewn across with the splayed arrangements of many socks, and shirts, and a plethora variety of undergarments. Oh what a bloody fool you are. Begone! Your room is untidy and your penis is unwashed. You are hardly fit to be in my presence. Your very presence is infecting me in the same manner as my shit aroma that comes posthence after a sumptuous Chipotle burrito bowl. I am calmer than Valium mixed with the finest of wines. You do not understand the forces that you have brought forth upon you.

>>509201975
>>509201650
Man this just makes me think, AI really is fucking soulless. People actually used to put painstaking effort in "x sings y" videos.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VqNsVKu3ig

>>509200709 (OP)
lol
bump for humor
that man is such a sniveling, weeping wreck
when i see him i think of pseudobulbar affect

>>509200709 (OP)
Why do sea slugs have cannabinoid receptors though?

>>509200709 (OP)
what was he melting about this time
please dont tell me its Israel

>>509200709 (OP)
Alright, look. When you're confronted with the reality of a sock drawer—and you WILL be confronted with it, make no mistake—you're not just looking at fabric, bucko. You're staring into the abyss of chaotic potentiality. Each sock, unpaired, represents a kind of primordial orphan, lost in the phenomenological catastrophe of the laundry cycle. To choose a pair, to impose the order of the match upon the latent chaos, is to engage in an act of profound moral significance. You're a hero, in a very real sense, rescuing being from the dragon of non-being. And if you can't even do that? If you walk out with one argyle and one athletic gray? Well, you've utterly failed to manifest the logos, and the consequences of that, well, they're no bloody joke, man.

>>509202131
sea weed.

>>509202331

>>509200709 (OP)
>>509200806
JUDEO CHRISTIAN

>>509200709 (OP)
Leave the man alone, he normalized dabbing on trannies by being a principled beta male in Cucknada, but couldn't handle the real world.

THAT'S WHY HE BECAME A PROFESSOR IN THE FIRST PLACE!

He's just an awkward, but deeply well-meaning nerd who couldn't handle the relentless bullying and ape-like behaviour of sub 115 IQ normgroids.

>>509200709 (OP)
I'd like one large word salad with extra vinegar and crumpets please

>>509201944
Because he’s a communist

>>509202907
Well, you have to be careful with a request like that, you see, because it's not a joke, not really. You ask for a "word salad," and that's a clinical term for a profound cognitive disorganization—it's the inability to articulate a coherent reality. And then you demand extra vinegar on top of it, which is to say, you want an additional dose of bitterness, of resentment, to sharpen the edges of your own confusion. And finally, you want crumpets, these trivial, empty, comforting calories, as if that could possibly be an antidote to the malevolent chaos you've just invoked. And so what you're really asking for is to be served a meal of meaningless suffering, steeped in your own sour resentment, with a flimsy and pathetic comfort on the side to mask the terror of it all. And I would say to you: be very, very careful about what you ask for, because you just might get it.

>>509201944
Someone criticized Israel.

>>509203077
checked blessed digits

>>509203177
Double witnessed

>>509200806
the simpsons mug was the cherry on top

this place really is just a twitter bot reposting forum

>>509203077
Full marks.

>>509200709 (OP)
>>509202546
Is this real? He fucking cried on TV, AGAIN?

>>509203408
no its a 2 year old repost suddenly going viral again on x

this place fucking sucks

People often ask me what the first step is toward restoring order in a chaotic world, and my answer is always the same — wash your penis. If you can't confront the filth in your own trousers, what business do you have confronting the tyranny of corrupt institutions or the existential weight of Being itself? It's basic hygiene, yes, but it's also symbolic. Jung understood this. Freud too, though he would’ve sexualized the soap. You have to put your house in perfect order before you criticize the world — and that starts with your room, but it doesn’t end there. Have you looked at your laundry pile? That’s not a pile. That’s a shrine to entropy. The ancient lobsters, who’ve maintained dominance hierarchies for hundreds of millions of years, didn’t claw their way up the serotonin ladder with dirty reproductive systems. They established order — tail first. Clean your room, clean your self, and for the love of God, stop projecting your unwashed shame onto society and calling it activism. You’re not oppressed — you’re unhygienic. Wash. Your. Penis.

>>509200806
lol

why are faces so hard to draw

>>509203077
checked keked. Well done.

peterson posting always makes me laugh
funny anons

>Blue lobster lat spread fart

>>509200709 (OP)
Seriously though, Is Dostoevsky worth reading? I was looking at crime and punishment and tales from the underground for my next books to buy.

>>509206424
oh yeah definitely, really, he has a special gift of being able to touch your bare soul.
disregarding Petersons word salads, yeah Dostoevsky is the fucking goat. If you want to read something more political, very much the same spirit of this age, read The Possessed (aka Demons). It's about the 1860s generation of nihilists and their ideas, they being the sons and daughters of the liberal 1848 revolution generation. You will recognize any things, but the real beauty of Dostoevsky is that he had amazing insight in the human soul, he saw through people like only the divine can. And this was long before the advent of (((psychology))).
You also have to know hiw personal life to know what made him tick. His father was the director of a madhouse. When a student he became a revolutionary and joined a leftist debate club, right when the tsar was cracki!ng down on these kinds of organisations. He was sentenced tto death, led to the execution pole, and just about he was going to get shot, some guy shouted "clemency from the star" so instead they sent him to a Siberian labor camp for 11 years. This man has suffered, and his suffering was what became his muse.

His suffering made him a Christian, and he is perhaps the best writer that can put the meaning of the Christian spirit in writing.

>>509208370
>Each thought truth was contained in himself alone.
This is easily the biggest disconnect I feel with the modern world.
Everything revolves around "YOU NEED TO UNDERSTAND ME!", and it's not like I don't try to understand them, but understanding each other requires some kind of external locus, and there just isn't a lot of that to be found with liberals. They try to replace the consistent constraints of religion with studies that are largely unable to be reproduced, but are nevertheless cockfucked into their skulls by schools and media.

>>509201482

>>509202131
Check-mate.

>>509202026

>>509202546
>>509200709 (OP)
I hate this fucking pseude-nigger like you wouldn't believe. Voice and vocabulary like nails on a chalkboard

>>509201949
They sign: "I'm blue I'm in need of a guy I'm need of guy I'm in need of guy"

Singer got blue balls and is in need of a guy's ass.

>>509210032
The Diddler

>>509201706
>It's all the red meat he's been having.
Get got on TRT

>>509212079
>Get
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>>509200709 (OP)

This dude legitimately scared me the fuck away from benzos so thanks I guess

>>509211341
and his gay little speech is like 90% 6+ syllabel words, almost impossible to follow

>>509202744
>LEAVE PETERSON ALONE YOU SUB 115 IQ BULLIES! LEAVE HIM ALONE!!!

>>509202546
Even Piers the faggot that he is is thinking "what the fuck is wrong with this retard?"

>>509203077
Have a you.

>>509200709 (OP)
top kek anon

>>509206073
lots of details with delicate proportions on a small surface, good news is if your aim is to draw a scene detailed faces are rarely a concern
good job on the drawing btw but the tits shouldn't face the viewer directly

>>509200709 (OP)
What about boobs and ass?

>>509203463
>this place fucking sucks
Im on /pol/ about 12 hours everyday, 16 hours or more sounds like a gargantuan task

>>509202011
Your fucking dumbass leader is for Israel lolololololololol

>>509201944
He's becoming a lobster

>>509200709 (OP)

>>509200709 (OP)
https://youtu.be/f7yE8TKUB_M?t=48

>>509203077
Which LLM is this?

>>509200709 (OP)
Jordan Peterson never healed from his drug withdrawal problem. It is elder abuse to expect the same out of him as before the drugs

>>509200709 (OP)
I'm about to start drunk posting again :(

>>509200709 (OP)
no webm, no bump

>>509200709 (OP)
the only human among reptilians

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>>509215916
>but tits should not face the viewer directly

why not

>>509200709 (OP)
>>509202546
kek

>>509200806
After Peterson got done bawling his eyes out all Piers said in response was “sneed”

>>509203408
Has he ever not cried on TV?

>>509222171
fact checked: true

>>509217959
All I ever wanted was a Princess Tigerlily to eskimo kiss

>>509200709 (OP)
>YOU DUPLICITOUS FEATHER IN THE HAT RABBLE ROUSER. EVER READ FRIEDRICH ENGELS? HOW CAN YOU CALL YOURSELF A REVOLUTIONARY WITHOUT COMMITING TO JUDIAC PARADIGMS?

At what point we start considering this elderly abuse?

>>509200806
Is Piers the most stereotypical British man in the world?

>>509200709 (OP)
>Look, Jordan all i'm saying is it's a tall tale to believe and looking at how they're behaving it was probably deserved.

>>509202546
>The absolute state

Is he trying to persuade me to wash my penis using Jung again? I have said it a thousand times: you are preaching to the choir.
I honestly don't know what he's crying about, but I had a few women give me that look after I took my dick out from their throat. My bet is that he's been choking on jewish kosher man meat.

>>509221341
the torso is subtly rotated to the right of the figure, they would look better pointing slightly rightwards methinks

>>509200709 (OP)
Holy shit, this guy got lobstered! How long has he been cooking?

NEVER go full lobster!