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Anonymous ID: wzG4cY4zNetherlands
7/1/2025, 11:29:33 AM No.509202310
Termite Beetle
Termite Beetle
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New beetle just dropped
>Beetle that evolved to have a decoy fake termite on its back so termites will be tricked into feeding it
seriously what the fuck is God's obsession with these fucking beetles

https://www.science.org/content/article/beetle-grows-termite-back-steal-food?

How does evolution explain this?
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Anonymous ID: p62vCWTEUnited States
7/1/2025, 11:39:20 AM No.509202750
Beetles is just cool my nigga, das all. Dey's like transformers n sheeit y'know autobots roll out and all dat. Hehe yea boi get dat termite honey my nigga sheeit I'm finna dap up all my beetle niggas.
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Anonymous ID: wzG4cY4zNetherlands
7/1/2025, 11:41:20 AM No.509202844
Beetle sex_thumb.jpg
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>>509202750
true
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Anonymous ID: Nraw3ZODUnited States
7/1/2025, 11:42:36 AM No.509202904
based NEET beetle
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Anonymous ID: p62vCWTEUnited States
7/1/2025, 11:44:12 AM No.509202969
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>>509202904
neetles can't stop winning bros
Anonymous ID: wzG4cY4zNetherlands
7/1/2025, 11:44:18 AM No.509202974
>>509202904
kek he really is
Anonymous ID: ahvA9/bZPoland
7/1/2025, 11:45:18 AM No.509203020
>>509202310 (OP)
humans started mixing beetles didnt
experiment proven who's sapient
Anonymous ID: zQK5OGT8
7/1/2025, 11:45:25 AM No.509203027
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>>509202310 (OP)
Beetles are NEETMAXXING. Nothing can stop the NEET REVOLUTION. Nothing!
Anonymous ID: nFoaYLHRUnited States
7/1/2025, 11:45:52 AM No.509203050
>>509202310 (OP)
Termites and cockroaches share a common ancestor
Anonymous ID: 32v+pgLWLatvia
7/1/2025, 11:46:25 AM No.509203075
>>509202310 (OP)
> How does evolution explain this
Same way as always. Beetles that looked more like termites, either behaviorally or in appearance were less likely to be killed by them and got to spread their genes, rinse repeat for million generations to where not only some beetles get to merely survive termite attacks, they look convincing enough to get accepted by termites, at which point they get to pass their genes even more successfully, rinse repeat for million generations until you look so convincing, termites start feeding you food
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Anonymous ID: m6Q4zHp9New Zealand
7/1/2025, 11:47:51 AM No.509203144
anon that is a jew
Anonymous ID: ARSM4kHoAustralia
7/1/2025, 11:47:53 AM No.509203146
>>509202310 (OP)
Just like Jews are rodents that have a decoy human built around them
Anonymous ID: DmsVZD5NLithuania
7/1/2025, 11:47:57 AM No.509203150
>>509203075
No I'm pretty sure it's just that goyim are fucking dumb.
Anonymous ID: ARSM4kHoAustralia
7/1/2025, 11:50:39 AM No.509203276
hugs cause racism
hugs cause racism
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>>509203075
Explain using evolution why black babies are so fucking ugly and give me the urge to dash their heads against a rock? Is that because they're a competitive foreign species? I believe yes.
Anonymous ID: R+ELCpqb
7/1/2025, 11:50:50 AM No.509203282
>>509202310 (OP)
>Do nothing, win
Nature can do this yet do we pay millions to keep pandas alive with ac units. Fake and gay and the worst part i dont know which is true
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Anonymous ID: ARSM4kHoAustralia
7/1/2025, 11:53:36 AM No.509203416
>>509203282
Panda ideology is fake and gay, 100% of zoo pandas are given protein supplements because in the wild Pandas eat fish, honey and carrion
Anonymous ID: ARSM4kHoAustralia
7/1/2025, 11:54:07 AM No.509203450
>>509203282
All you need to prove me right (or wrong) is a wild panda's tooth, test the carbon isotope ratios.
Anonymous ID: ZNCb8g/cUnited States
7/1/2025, 11:56:13 AM No.509203540
>>509202310 (OP)
Evolution isn't real and God made all things. It just means this bug could already do this.
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Anonymous ID: 05a8TTdGUnited States
7/1/2025, 12:01:25 PM No.509203781
>>509203075
But why did the beetles look like termites in the first place? Why didn't they look like rocks so termites would ignore them?
Anonymous ID: 9j7rr6oLNetherlands
7/1/2025, 12:02:22 PM No.509203822
>>509203540
Is your god autistic?
Dr. Trayvon ID: 8poFrq50
7/1/2025, 12:02:26 PM No.509203826
>>509202310 (OP)
bruh lemme tell u sumthang wild. dis lil beetle austrospirachda carrijoi got sum next-level game goin on, it straight-up rockin a termite costume on its back like sum kinda bug cosplay n dat whole setup? das evolushun doin its thang loud n messy but smart as hell. lemme break it down fo yo ass.

> 1. errybody ain built da same
so boom, jus like pipo beetles ain all da same. sum got fat booties sum shaped funny sum smell different rite? das jus genes wildin out doin remix after remix. couple dem og beetles prolly came out lookin a lil termite-ish jus by accident.

> 2. blend in or get packed out
now imagine dis: one of dem beetles kinda look like a termite n da termites b like “aight u cool” instead of jumpin it. dat beetle? it livin easy eatin good chillin in da cut. meanwhile dem non-mimic beetles out here gettin stomped or starvin.
so wut happen? da beetles dat fakin da termite look better? dey passin dat sneakiness down to dey babies.
n if dey foolin da termites so hard dey gettin fed mouth-to-mouth (das called trophallaxis feel me?) den dat bug done hit da jackpot.

> 3. from “kinda fake” to “full-on scam god”
dat mimic game? it don stop. it evolve. cuz termites ain usin eyeballs like dat, dey feel n smell errythang so da beetle gotta step it up.
ova mad generashuns its back b shapeshiftin into full-blown termite drip, legs antennas all dat. but it ain real limbs, its jus body parts stuntin.
das not a puppet like strings n stuff. its jus da beetles back morphin to hustle harder.
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Anonymous ID: 0RlXdMLJUnited States
7/1/2025, 12:02:30 PM No.509203829
>>509202310 (OP)
Can some one scientifically explain to me how if there's no such thing as intelligent design can a tiny as fuck creature with no sentience whatsoever develop the ability to imitate an entire other animal look alike on its back to trick other creatures? How does this shit just "evolve"? Animals can't just go into a "make a creature design studio" and pick out how it wants to be born as, they're not smart enough to do that, so how do they develop this shit?
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Dr. Trayvon ID: 8poFrq50
7/1/2025, 12:02:57 PM No.509203851
>>509203826
> 4. dey ain da first to do it, but dey might b da coldest
beetles been on dis hustle. whole rove beetle fαm been jackin ant n termite swag fa eons. its called convergent evolushun, different bugs same scam.
so dis one? a. carrijoi? it jus took da hustle to a god-tier level refined thru generashuns of finessin.

> 5. smellin rite is half da game
lookin like a termite ain enough, u gotta smell like home too.
sum of dese beetles so slick dey steal da termites chemical scent like “yoink! mine now.”
othas even got dey own funk glands makin termite cologne from scratch.
das called multimodal mimicry, look rite feel rite smell like family. n das da kind of deep game only da real parasites play.

> why dis ain even dat crazy (when u think about it)
yeah it look nuts, but dis ain no ovanight flex.

lil wins, like lookin kinda termite-ish, stack up ova hella time.
one tiny cheat here one upgrade dere… eventually u get a beetle wearin a whole termite suit like its da met gala.
it ain tryin to b a puppet, it jus evolved into one cuz erry little con helped it eat live smash n repeat.

bottom line? evolushun stay scamming natcha stay grindin. dis beetle jus da latest legend in da mimicry game.
Anonymous ID: wzG4cY4zNetherlands
7/1/2025, 12:03:30 PM No.509203880
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>>509203829
Beetles are more intelligent than you'd think
Anonymous ID: bED6j/+YRussian Federation
7/1/2025, 12:07:13 PM No.509204093
>>509202310 (OP)
They can probably control their own evolution, kinda in the way how rna editors hope to in the future, but they can do it completely at will.
Just think about it, they synthesize all sort of shit, a tiny gland can produce toxins or silk that cannot be replicated with multi-million equipment in a multi-billion installation, why not assume they can also produce a secret that alters their genes?
The only thing that limits them is their small brain so they cannot actually comprehend this ability of theirs and only occasionally do it at random. If they discover distributed calculations and create a hivemind we'll be fucked, they will just learn to produce super effective anti-human airborne neurotoxin and gas the humanity out of existence.
Anonymous ID: QJTLR/S5Germany
7/1/2025, 12:10:01 PM No.509204230
>>509202310 (OP)
>another creature that subvert another culture and lives off it parasitically
Jewish god, Jewish creatures.
Anonymous ID: ijdMsSRtUnited States
7/1/2025, 12:12:23 PM No.509204346
open world rpg man
open world rpg man
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>>509202310 (OP)
>How does evolution explain this?
it just works
Anonymous ID: /CfEQSF8United Kingdom
7/1/2025, 12:22:04 PM No.509204835
>>509202310 (OP)
Ahh yes - the infamous Austrospirachtha Judaicus species
Aggressive mimicry and parasitism at it's finest
Anonymous ID: ijdMsSRtUnited States
7/1/2025, 12:31:11 PM No.509205286
>>509203829
incremental payoffs. the genus that the beetle belongs to already grows these weird bulbous things. slight variations trick termites for a short duration, enough to eat one or two before they react. those beetles survive longer, have more babies, those mutate slightly better termite camouflage, and eventually the termites start feeding them
Anonymous ID: Yz3Vs2+PPoland
7/1/2025, 12:39:08 PM No.509205708
>>509202310 (OP)
>>Beetle that evolved to have a decoy fake termite on its back so termites will be tricked into feeding it
meh, seen Israel doing this to USA already
Anonymous ID: V/oUDcD5United States
7/1/2025, 12:41:25 PM No.509205821
>>509202310 (OP)
Mutations that don't NEGATIVELY impact an organism's survival and reproduction aren't selected against and have the chance to build up over time. The moment those built up mutations don't just become harmless extra features, they become selected FOR because they improve the organism's chance of survival and reproduction. Though, really, the survival part is second to the reproduction part. A trait that makes you fuck like crazy and then keel over dead will be selected for because you fucked more than the average even though you promptly died after.
Anonymous ID: lkmdeW9kUnited States
7/1/2025, 1:24:34 PM No.509207995
>>509202310 (OP)
Sorry, it was me. I've been going around gluing dead termite bodies onto the backs of tiny beetles and leaving my Frankenstein creations in various places. Weird hobby, I know.
Anonymous ID: zixL9cPbCanada
7/1/2025, 1:27:41 PM No.509208154
>>509202310 (OP)
>How does evolution explain this?

If it works it works. God loves beetles; 40% of all Insect species are just beetles.

>>509202844

Holy shit, look at that little guy go.