The concept of an amerimutt lardass amuses me.
The fact that you can kill them just by putting them in a waist high hole and leaving them there. That's it. Dead. In a waist high hole. Imagine a whole field of those. A PG rated version of Vlad the Impaler's work.
>that mental image

This is why they need those power trucks for.

>>509217271 (OP)
That hurt my eyes

Your entire personality is hating a country that doesn't know you exist

>>509217405
>entire personality
>hating
Anon, would you step on a bathroom scale and provide a photo with a timestamp, please.

>>509217405
Post feet with timestamp

>>509217405
You're just cocky because your scooter is more industrial and can haul your lard much further before breaking down.

>>509217501
when I see your flag, I imagine cute girls and femboys.
when I see an American flag, I imagine a mechanical bald eagle raping an organic bunny mid air and playing free bird from its speakers while a crowd gathered around monster trucks cheer from below

>>509217635
>fatass anon manically looking for a selfie-stick so he could reach far enough to take a pic of his diabeetus feet

>>509217881
Good one. When I see the US flag I just picture fat mutts and spics enchained to dirty kikes rubbing hands, the eagle is watching over them.

>>509217881
>cute girls and femboys
You're confusing us with sweden, memeflaggot.

Behold, the great Amerimutt Genocide of 2037

>>509220358
That looks comfy. I need a cupholder next to my hole, though.

>>509217501
>o-oh yeah?? Well YOU
Lmao can't even refute what he said. Keep wasting your only, finite existence envious seething, third worlder. Makes me happy to know we pull your puppet strings so easily.

>>509220721
>cupholder
picrelated
>>509221017
Ain't my fault that you need a mobility scooter to get around your trailer and have to use a rag on a stick to wipe your ass, fattie.

>>509217271 (OP)
Consider this: a field of dead russian niggers, and you don't even have to imagine it! it's real!

>>509221316
Yes, an excellent point, sir, but it's not as humorous as fatties waiting for their death in a waist high hole.

>>509217271 (OP)
Someone isn’t getting a visa, sad!

>>509221156
>O-oh yeah?? Well you're super duper fat x320637!
>P-please believe I'm confident! That's why I spend time angrily seething & hating, instead of living my awesome life to the fullest outside, off the internet!
Kek, still incapable of logic, I see. Still allowing us to live rent-free in your simple, unoriginal NPC mind.
Dance, jealous & emaciated third worlder puppet

>>509221568
you should see my local walmart. i knew a swede exchange student that couldn't fucking stop laughing at all the fatasses.

>>509222013
>emaciated
The lards just keep rolling out of the woodwork.

>>509222086
>W-well, you're fat! So nothing else matters!
These schizo obsessions & skewed priorities are why your country is a shit hole and why you're incapable of leading a fulfilling life of contentment.
Keep wasting your time screeching at a brick wall that doesn't even know you exist, starving peasant.

>>509217271 (OP)
Wouldnt they eventually lose enough weight nd be able to get out of the hole?

>>509217271 (OP)
>Estonianigger bitching about Americans
Kek. Imagine living in Estonia.

>>509222882
>airplane mode on
>airplane mode off
Holy seethe, kek. Keep it coming.
>>509222944
Chercked, but they'd probably die of thirst before they'd manage to get out of their waist high hole.

>>509223158
You're talking about ziggers there, champ.

>>509223158
i mean it seems pretty nice...

>>509217405
>lard
>>509221017
>lard
>>509221316
>lard
>>509222013
>lard
>>509222882
>lard
>>509223158
>lard
Insecure, can't handle the bantz

>>509220721
>in shape
>>509221934
>in shape
>>509222073
>in shape
Secure, can handle the bantz

Funny how it works.

the baltics aren’t even real, the concept of these “countries” disappears the moment a certain direct neighbor decides it is over, imagine having that little power

>>509223183
>N-no u!
Yes, because you're so stable & happy. That's what you're doing here. Not being angry & miserable & hate-filled. Keep convincing yourself of that, freedom-challenged & overrated third worlder KEK get sayj'd & filtered into nonexistent oblivion, you little insignificant nobody dirty peasant. I win with the last word.

>>509223231
See, we don't even care enough to know.
>>509217405

>>509223794
You're totally not insecure and not angry right now lel. Just eat less, fattie, it's not that difficult. Don't stuff that much shit down the hole in your face. Dead simple. But no. You can't do it, can you?

>>509224112
These threads crack me up because you know it's always some powerless shut in trying to validate his existence by pretending he is somehow better than someone far away.
It's a clear psychological state for Europeans who feel helpless in real life.

They hate us cause they ain't us.

>>509224517
>airplane mode on
>airplane mode off
Funny how the fats bring the cope&seethe while the /fit/'s can laugh along. Have you tried not being a fatass when someone making a thread about lards causes you to sperg out?

How come obesity is correlated to support for Trump? Does anyone know?

It just seems weird that Trump supporters are the most obese while Trump opposers are the fittest

Is heart disease a liberal conspiracy to genocide Big Beautiful Trump Supporters?

Is diabetes a bioweapon designed by the anti-Trump deep state?

>>509226299
>>509226504
>>509226582
I'm having trouble with the correlation here.

>>509217271 (OP)
>random baltoid shitting on America

>>509227033
>I don't think
Should've stopped right there, fattie.

>>509226504
>Trump opposers are the fittest
Holy kek

>>509227494
>6 minutes to reply
Shame, about have to go back to work. What happened? Too busy sucking off and airmen at one of our bases in your country?

>>509217271 (OP)
I just sent this to my wife and she immediately started making weight loss plans. She doesn't want to end up like an American.

>>509217271 (OP)

>adapting to cold temperatures

evolution, my man
weather cold, layer on lard
burgers are big adapters
evolutionary nimble

bit of a tense moment getting over the curb, near blooper

>>509217271 (OP)
>Bong gets on a VPN due to all the bong hate threads from mutts

>>509220721

you we will spare
get the winch, Hans

>>509228462
>one of our bases in your country
Oh shit, you have a base here? Wow? Where is it?
The only thing about amerifat soldiers I've heard here is when a few months ago, during peace time, in a neighboring country, some US soldiers managed to sink themselves and their mobile artillery in a bog, maybe they were so fat that this what caused them to sink over 10 meters in, and we had to send out our boys and our world-class cadaver dogs to find the last soldier from the depths of that bog. A terrible thing. Rest in peace, soldiers. o7

But care to send a timestamped photo of your feet on a bathroom scale?

>>509230015
>get the winch, Hans