Is globohomo on the ropes, so to speak?
https://x.com/OliLondonTV/status/1940056010443694144

>>509229407 (OP)
It's not even go woke go broke, but be retarded and get the results of being a retard.

>>509229407 (OP)
that's beyond "go broke", that's like corporate suicide by ingesting a bottle of fag-pills.

>>509229407 (OP)
It's going broke because Jaguar is owned by jeets

>49 cars
They're going to import so many fucking immigrants because of this

>>509229407 (OP)
I drive a jag yes i am bipoc yes it was becuz of these adds

>>509229407 (OP)
Its almost like the people buying jags weren't effeminate faggots and or women.

>>509229407 (OP)
Someone post the pic of the Jaguar badge with a pajeet name for the quality control

>>509229897
it was 'jeet management who allowed this, though I'm sure the cars themselves are declining in quality and manufacturing is plagued with problems

>>509229407 (OP)
they irony is they copied this

>>509230354

>>509230660
This shit might have been cool in 2004, but today it looks outdated af. WtF were they thinking

>>509229407 (OP)
Yep if you want me to buy your product just put ugly niggers all over it
Genius!

>>509229407 (OP)
I want to avoid being overly verbose but
>"Chesterton's Fence"
>White heterosexual men get all these special privileges in society.
>Outwardly this seems unfair.
>Let's undo this and let's even overcorrect in the opposite direction.
>Oh shit we forgot something
>The backbone of our military, police, fire department, and all municipal work is 85% white males
>Every single mile of asphalt was put there by a white male
>Every brick in every building you have ever been inside was put there by a white man
>Every light you have ever turned on only worked because somewhere a white man did his job
>And we just spend 30 years pushing these people out of society in favor of a group of disloyal, indignant sexual deviants and functional retards
>hmm whoops

>>509229407 (OP)
Is international trade and shipping declining? Is the rate of immigrationn down and native population growth rates higher than replacement? Are nations focusing heavily on greater self sufficiency and reindustrialization? No? Then globohomo is powering along same as ever. Remember globohomo isn't being liberal or gay or some shit. It's globalization and the expansion of centralized powers.

Every single time you order something from amazon or something your are directly supporting globohomo. Every single time. No exceptions.

>hello gentlemen, our brand is iconic because it was the perfect mix between the old money Englishman and the sports car enthusiast
>it denotes class but also power
>a secret detective car that oozes sophistication and testosterone
>but gentlemen, we are in the second decade of the 21st century, we need to revitalize our brand
>what should we do?
>DROWN IT IN FAGGOTRY
Absolute genius move. Impressive, really.

Still one of the most beautiful production cars ever made.

>>509233595
Looks like any other piece of shit car.

>>509230660
Cars?

>>509229407 (OP)
I think that one might have just been the jeets deciding to humiliate the bongs as revenge for the colonization.
Jaguar is owned by Tata motors nowadays. They can easily eat the hit if it means getting to take a massive fucking shit on something the bongs were proud of.

>This is why the Jaguar rebrand is genius

>>509230436
I dont think its possible for jaguar to decline in quality. Its been rock bottom for 50 years

I always assumed that Jaguar drivers look like this.

>>509234848
i have faith in jeets to bring low even something that cant get even lower then where it is

>>509234740
I've been working in marketing for 15 years now. That guy's videos are everywhere for some reason. I don't understand it. The guy is a complete idiot and just details stories from other brands.
>Guys guys
>Chewy.com is genius
>When your dog dies and you forget to turn off autoship, and you call them, they give you a refund for the order and send flowers!
Kek, it's not even fucking marketing. It's customer service you fucking retard I HATE SOCIAL MEDIA FAGGOTS

>>509229407 (OP)
It's only partially a reason, the Europeans are on the ropes because of all the dumbshit policies of the past few decades. They can't even afford a Jaguar

>>509234974
they used to but since 2005 , jaguars are so shit that only retards and boomers buy them and only because of the name

>>509235142
>They can't even afford a Jaguar
idiot, jaguars go so cheap because you keep them more in service then on the road

>>509229407 (OP)
No. Next question.

>>509234974
funny here I associate an old XJS with absolute trash iron scrap collectors or a contractor that works off the books.

>>509229407 (OP)
Wasn't that the Land Rover commercial? Do these people have any idea how easy it is to please the kind of person who drives a Land Rover? Literally just have the caption '4-Wheel Drive' and 'Off-Road' over a short video of a Land Rover parking by a camp site with people drinking beer and grilling meat. That's it. That's all you have to do.

>XJ discontinued because no one wanted one
>IC discontinued in a couple years, only EV faggottry
>more and more SUV, less and less sedan models
>went full gay
I wanted to own a nice Jaguar sedan. Now I don't.

>>509235098
Yeah, I keep seeing him in my feed. He seems like a complete bullshit artist.
>>When your dog dies and you forget to turn off autoship, and you call them, they give you a refund for the order and send flowers!
TOP KEK

>>509235098
So he's a kike in other words.

>>509230660
GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE

>>509229407 (OP)
nah, they'll just put on swastikas and proceed as usual

>>509235703
Jaguar, going all electric. Calling it woke when two of the six models are white is dumb.

>>509230660
that 2nd nog looks really aesthetic
rest looks gay and retarded

>>509230660
I understand Europe is different from the US, but did they really think that would fly?

>>509229720
>>509229821
Niggers are not humans. However, 1961 -> 49 is impossible to believe.

>>509233595
Is that a miata?

>>509229821
Seriously. How did the C-suite guys go along with this? I couldn't think of a more suicidal as campaign except for maybe people screaming Nigger and Siege Heil! Even with that marketing and getting banned cuck countries, you'd probably be able to move over 50 units across Europe.

>>509230660
Though i somewhat like the design.
But fuck EVs, kikes and niggers

>>509233595
I test drove one and it was too small for me. I literally couldn’t fit in it and my head hit the ceiling, and I’m only 6’6”. I think it was designed for jeets. I fit in my corvette plenty fine with room to spare

>>509235098
Youtube shorts somehow are plagued with retards who give the most basic surface level knowledge being portrayed as genius insights.
When you see the comments, you will soon realize why the algorithm pushes them so hard. Billions of jeets literally repeating the same shit that the short said or using ChatGPT to paraphrase it.

>>509229407 (OP)
The best part about this is that there's really no ambiguity about what killed their brand. It was this. This is their last and final legacy. From now on, when people talk about Jaguar, they will think about the niggerfaggot teletubbies and the ladies electric razor they called a car.

People will write 'cautionary tale' marketing essays on how rejecting and subverting the thing that made you a household name is financial suicide.

>>509229407 (OP)
Yeah I’m sure it’s wokism and not their overpriced but horrible car quality along with china boycott

>>509229407 (OP)
but it's so progressive, how could it fail? look at all that left-wing joy. doesn't it just speak to the core of who you are?

>>509237290
>Though i somewhat like the design.
nigga u gay

>>509237204
I'd buy a Nigger Heil Hitler car. 100%

>>509230660
This poor guy showed up to a modeling gig and had no idea what they had planned for him.

>>509230436
Please tell me Airbus is still using the Ada programming language and only hiring White men?

>>509237822
I thought that was John Cena for a moment

>>509237290
>Though i somewhat like the design.
it looks like something a nouveau riche nigger would buy

>>509237822
It is odd how the rest of them are looking at the camera but he's looking off-camera

Deliberate choice by the director or did the actor just have no idea what he was doing?

>>509237457
Same with the democratic party. But kikes will never stop until they're extinct. Period.

>>509237997
I like the proportions.
Reminds me of the new BMW M2 which has also a similar design with the long nose and short back.
Looks like a shoe

>>509231141
Back then, there was no globohomo push, tranny's were still called transvestites and being gay was something you saw on tv once in a while. Back then, i could see this as being 'quirky' 'avantgarde' and 'experimental'. Would have probably just been accepted as a weird eyeballgrabber ad. Today however, with all the enormous overbearing draconian nwo homosexual propaganda, yes, it fits right in with that and people have rejected that message whole cloth.

>>509231141
>cool in 2004
Retard, kill yourself. That shit couldn't be cool in deep fucking space.

>>509232126
That's hilarious.
What is a parody of?

>>509229407 (OP)
so FUCKING sick of NIGGERS and JAGUARS

>>509237290
>>509238259
It looks like shit and the render wouldn't cut it even for a student.

>>509238923
What did you expect from (((Calvin Klein)))

>>509229407 (OP)
Quantum A.I. will push it over the cliff, while shouting PRAISE KEK

>>509229407 (OP)
imagine buying a euro sports car thats not 40+ years old at minimum.

imagine buying a current year euro sports car

look at pic related. are these hyundais? toyotas? kias? who knows! oh wait. they are jaguars!?!?!

lmao makes their "copy nothing" marketing tagline retarded even if they didnt make ads full of gay niggers to sell it. how can you use the tagline "copy nothing" while your cars now look like everybody elses?

classic jaguars are iconic and instantly recognizable. their unique style was 100% of their brand's allure. but now they just make windtunneled plastic trash like everyone else. so the gay nigger ads saying 'copy nothing' make no sense at all.

>>509238076
he represent the evil white man

>>509229720
Going woke is the same thing as being a retard or at the very least pushing retard ideas

>>509238076
>It is odd how the rest of them are looking at the camera but he's looking off-camera
his subconscious shame

>>509237919
John Cena was there too, but you just couldn't see him.

>>509231141
This shit was never cool unless you were always a shit eating faggot

>>509229407 (OP)
They've been actively trying the automotive industry in Europe for quite some time. Unachievable environmental policies, smaller roads, removing lines to create bicycle lanes instead, 2035 ICE ban, stupid shit like this Jaguar rebranding, and so on. There won't be any European car manufacturer left by 2030 at this rate.

>>509237919
>I thought that was John Cena for a moment
Humiliation ritual

>>509229407 (OP)
it does not help that their newest cars are ugly as sin boxes on wheels.

>>509238923
Please don't tell me that shit is real

>>509238923
Beer belly is finally gaining acceptance, I love progressism now.

>>509239817
Get a crit'air 1 you filthy peasant.

>>509229407 (OP)
>>509229720
>>509229925
>>509230660
Jaguar's managing directors name is literally:

RAW DONG LOVER

what the fuck do you expect?

>>509240035
Crit'air is old news goyim. Now they want TCD (Total Car Death), except for the 0.01%.

>>509238492
>That shit couldn't be cool in deep fucking space.

heh this

>>509229407 (OP)
But wait. They told me get woke, go broke doesn't work?

>>509240288
I have a feeling that you're not even joking. What are they coming up with, these days?

>>509239490
>giant gaping front grill hole
>slanted long and thin headlights
>generic round general shape
every fucking car looks like this now

>>509240050
There is no way that is real life

>>509240288
What the fuck is Crit'air? And yes, the left is now full blown 15 minute city, get in the diversity tube

>>509240050
Top kek

>>509240484
>The French Crit'Air air quality certificate (French: Certificat qualité de l'air) is a vignette (a secure sticker) issued to show a vehicle's compliance with European emission standards
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crit%27air
If you're below a certain category, you aren't allowed to drive in some cities.

>>509232126
Chesterton was right about pretty much everything.
He thought Jews should be be obliged to wear funny hats in public to identify them

>>509232598
If i remember right bond almost drove a jaguar in goldfinger because aston martin didn't want to loan one for the movie.

thats a bit misleading, jaguar stopped making cars all together so of course there was nothing to sell.
>>509239817
Porsche will survive, just watch.

>>509238923
>MY truth
This is the bit that gets me the most.

>>509240623
So it's a soft implementation of the 15 minute city, a pushing of the envelope

>>509235142
A 97% drop can't be explained by drop in quality or economic decline. The noticing and reaction is way too fast. It could only happen through marketing.

>>509232126
Good post

>Captcha: W8RRY

>>509240363
Here in Lyon the green mayor and his administration have completely sabotaged the roads. It's an unironical nightmare. Everyone hates him but his small activist base, but he doesn't care, there's only 1 lane left on most axis, even the bus way gets deleted to replace it by a fucking bike lane that 10 people use everyday. I fucking despise the greens and their stupid shit. They're the epitome of useful idiots who think that they'll save earth by making life unbearable for the rest of us. And I know they're doing the same in most cities. FUCK THOSE GREEN FAGGOTS.

Globohomo was a misdirection to distract everyone while the uniparty inflates the money supply, sells off your future, and enslaves your kids to debt.

>>509231210
They were trying to alienate you because
women make 90% percent of all purchases and their aim here was to siphon off female EV purchasers who think Elon is icky.

>>509230660
Commercial for a gaybar or a car manufacturer? I bet it cost a fortune as well.

>>509241486
>Lyon
I feel you, anon. Lille is heading that way too: two-way streets are steadily becoming one way with a bike lane on each side, 30% of people driving are just looking for a place to park (hint: there are less and less), etc.

>>509240050
Wtf

>>509229407 (OP)
My neighbor Is a Jaguar collector. He ain’t buying this shit. I get to drive his E-Type sometimes. Sweet.

>>509234141
Enjoy your Fiat.

>>509241546
Proofs?

They're gonna fold in like 6 months

>>509241187
>Porsche will survive, just watch.
That's why I mentioned the 0,1%. European luxury brands will keep thriving for a while, but the generalists will die, even Volkswagen, and get replaced by cheap Chinese brands.

>>509237290
I like it too desu
I appreciate when it's different. Every car has had the same style for like 15 years, lame

>>509229407 (OP)
Isn't this just stock manipulation?

>>509232584
Do you pay taxes?

>>509233595

The F-type is a good looking car, no doubt, but is a bit generic.

The Lexus LC 500 looks better, is built better, and sounds better. And I bet in 10 years, the Lexus will be running with far fewer problems than a 10 year old Faguar.

>>509242476
It's very hard to prove that the gay CEO and his team were retarded on purpose, unless you miraculously manage to find documents proving that they were planning to pump and dump or short the stocks.

>>509230660
Its failed because they didnt add the wheelchair person

>>509240050
God I almost forgot about that.

There are worse names to be called, I'm sure, but Raw Dong Lover has to be in the top 10 of most unfortunate names.

>>509230660
>break moulds

Yes exactly what I want from a car, things to break.

>>509229407 (OP)
>97.5%
Holy kek, now watch as the government bails them out with a truck load of cash.

>>509229407 (OP)
lol

>>509237290
laziest fucking design I've ever seen, looks like deep background filler for video game cover art

>>509243431
They're not breaking moulds though, they're not controversial at all, they are towing the bland corporate status quo.

>>509232126
>hmm whoops
This was the opposite of an accident

>>509237370
>Deep voice
>Epic music
>"Eloon Musk..."

>>509243921
Not a bad post for a memeflag. Yeah, if they wanted to actually do something out of the box, just look at the variety and sheer fucking diversity of designs in the 60s and 70s, they need to bring that back, but modernized

>>509233595
Pontiac solstice raped a 350z

>>509244627
>60's and 70's
A man of good taste.

>>509245601
>every lightbulb has ((( )))
made in Israel?

>>509229407 (OP)
It's a car brand made by rich White men for rich White men. The moment they started putting nigger jiggle commercials out, it was over. Also, their concept car was basically a suppository.

It should be taught in design classes until the end of time: How to commit brand suicide

>>509229821
I'd like to know who the CEO is, how jewish he is, and whether he's trying to force a sale

>>509230660
>>509236672
Bong culture is largely just imitating American culture at this point. The problem for bongs though is that they, especially the libshits over there, don't realize leftist subversion over here is being done intentionally to destroy society. Bongs see it and take it at face value, with genuine enthusiasm, without realizing everything being done by the left over here is cynical and destructive, and they don't really believe in it themselves. Bongs are seemingly too innocent to understand this though, which is why they create gigacringe commercials all the time for virtually every product these days.

You could launch a new cereal over there made from wheat, and they would call it "Wimbledee-doo-dahs!" with a commercial of a black negress queefing into a camera lens.

>>509235098
look at that fat goblin
jewish through and through
bet he use to get USAID money for his work

>>509237290
overall it's shit, but the rough side silhouette (especially the long, flat front) is very nice..

Ugly front, ugly back, ugly rims. Slim front lights are cool I guess.

>>509246183
>source: my ass
convenient cop-out that absolves americans while demeaning brits, like the average brit approves of this garbage. it's a small clique of subversives that run the media apparatus just the same as in the U.S. they wear small hats

>>509234974
It's was always old men with golf clubs in the boot.
Regardless of ant rebrand, no one under 70 years old got used them.