Thread 509241173 - /pol/ [Archived: 773 hours ago]

Anonymous ID: 3Fc+yQqfCanada
7/1/2025, 9:12:00 PM No.509241173
the office
the office
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>episode of the office

>Kevin is a tranny

>He decides he'd rather be meridith than kevin so he just wears a wig and makeup and a dress into the office

>Dwight get big eyed like wtf

>Dwight tries to get Kevin fired

>Dwight: "Theyre statistically over TWO TIMES more likely to hurt themselves or others"
>Michael: "Well I like kevin but this is supposed to be a safe workplace for everyone..."
>Toby: โ€œMichael, we should use her preferred name.โ€
>Michael: โ€œShut up, Toby.โ€

>They try to find work for Kevin that is far away from the regular office people

>The paki chick mindy doesn't mind Kevin and is totally woke and calls Kevin "her" and indulges his bullshit like painting his nails

>Craig Robinson the black guy is being harassed by Kevin
>"He keeps following me in the bathroom and askin' me if I like the BBC as much as he does. I just tell him I don't have the channel and I think it's fucked up they need a TV license over there."

>Others like Angela and Phyllis are not OK with Kevin in their bathroom either

>Jim in confessional: โ€œI support Kevin. But also, I love watching Michael figure this out in real time.โ€

>Oscar: โ€œYou people realize I use the menโ€™s room, right?โ€
>Angela: โ€œWeโ€™re not talking about you, Oscar.โ€
>Oscar rolls his eyes at the camera.

>Kevin's new job until further notice is to build a private bathroom in one of the unused broom closets

>He is constantly forced to do manly things in order to build the bathroom

>"Uhm excuse me I don't know if all this working with my hands will be good for my manicure" He says to dwight
>"Nonsense, women can do anything men can do, in high heels." replies dwight
>*camera zooms on kevin struggling to carry a toilet by himself down the hallway*

>The same time Pam comes in trying to bring a new printer to her desk
>She says she's fine but clearly struggles, Dwight says "don't be ridiculous" and carries it for her
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Anonymous ID: 3Fc+yQqfCanada
7/1/2025, 9:12:38 PM No.509241219
>Kevin sweating, makeup running.

>Kevin arguing with Dwight about tools.

>Kevin eating messy chili in the dress.

>Kevin loses the wig during a break

>B-story: Jim is a closeted fag who is inspired by kevin
>He asks oscar how he knew he was gay
>The camera catches Jim staring at men in the break room a little too long, jim looks embarrassed like he was caught

>Kevin, wiping sweat, makeup running:

>Kevin: โ€œHonestly? I thought if I was a woman theyโ€™d let me be like Meredith. She can show up drunk, she can flash people, nobody cares. I figured Iโ€™d get away with anything. But thisโ€ฆ is worse.โ€

>He rubs off lipstick with the back of his hand.

>Kevin: โ€œTurns out, being Meredith is hard.โ€

>End of the episode, Kevin is in his bathroom with crooked tiles looking at himself in the mirror with smeared makeup and no wig

>Jim comes in, reveals how inspired he is by Kevin

>Kevin shuts him down immediately and calls him a queer and leaves.

>Jim still standing in the closet, looks down finds the wig

>Michael walks by kevin sitting at his desk eating M&M's
>"Hey big guy, good to have you back!"
>Kevin grunts

>Jim drops the wig in the garbage

>credits
Anonymous ID: EH3VCa+c
7/1/2025, 9:15:03 PM No.509241400
floors?No
floors?No
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>>509241173 (OP)
jews
Anonymous ID: Jmy3RJi+United Kingdom
7/1/2025, 9:16:42 PM No.509241523
identifying kino
identifying kino
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>>509241173 (OP)
KINOOOOOOOO
Anonymous ID: EH3VCa+c
7/1/2025, 9:16:48 PM No.509241530
No floors
No floors
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>>509241173 (OP)
Trade office
Anonymous ID: EH3VCa+c
7/1/2025, 9:18:05 PM No.509241627
PowerCorupt Absolutly
PowerCorupt Absolutly
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>>509241173 (OP)
WTC office
Anonymous ID: EH3VCa+c
7/1/2025, 9:19:57 PM No.509241764
no it is too much
no it is too much
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>>509241173 (OP)
magic?
Anonymous ID: EH3VCa+c
7/1/2025, 9:21:55 PM No.509241922
No office
No office
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>>509241173 (OP)
>>episode of the office
where ?
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Anonymous ID: EH3VCa+c
7/1/2025, 9:23:26 PM No.509242040
InsuranceMoneyWasReal
InsuranceMoneyWasReal
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>>509241173 (OP)
where is office?
Anonymous ID: EH3VCa+c
7/1/2025, 9:25:22 PM No.509242207
SomeOneElseMakeYourDecisions
SomeOneElseMakeYourDecisions
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>>509241173 (OP)
Light of the day, kills lie of the night
Anonymous ID: EH3VCa+c
7/1/2025, 9:27:58 PM No.509242425
ElinWTC
ElinWTC
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>>509241173 (OP)
>jew shills say it is express elevator

there is no such a thing
Anonymous ID: EH3VCa+c
7/1/2025, 9:30:11 PM No.509242615
FakeTragedyInMinds
FakeTragedyInMinds
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>>509241173 (OP)
people just jumped out...
Anonymous ID: EH3VCa+c
7/1/2025, 9:31:41 PM No.509242740
ScienceExperiment
ScienceExperiment
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>>509241173 (OP)
How about pancake theory?
Anonymous ID: EH3VCa+c
7/1/2025, 9:33:33 PM No.509242877
TruthFindingCrowds
TruthFindingCrowds
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>>509241173 (OP)
So why they build empty towers ?
Anonymous ID: EH3VCa+c
7/1/2025, 9:35:24 PM No.509243044
god give you power
god give you power
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>>509241173 (OP)
Is this God touching finger with a jew?
Anonymous ID: EH3VCa+c
7/1/2025, 9:37:03 PM No.509243171
freEnergy
freEnergy
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>>509241173 (OP)
Is this electricity?
Anonymous ID: EH3VCa+c
7/1/2025, 9:38:47 PM No.509243314
electricity
electricity
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>>509241173 (OP)
Oh fuck , electricity
Anonymous ID: IYDnhg20Austria
7/1/2025, 9:40:48 PM No.509243485
>>509241173 (OP)
Nice story anon. Would watch. We should be able to just make this with ai already anyway
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Anonymous ID: EH3VCa+c
7/1/2025, 9:41:33 PM No.509243546
allSkyscripersNo Floors
allSkyscripersNo Floors
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>>509241173 (OP)
But how about ... climate change?
Anonymous ID: EH3VCa+c
7/1/2025, 9:44:07 PM No.509243764
oil
oil
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>>509241173 (OP)
energy hoax
Anonymous ID: EH3VCa+c
7/1/2025, 9:46:08 PM No.509243942
NiceLieISoundsBetterThe BitterTruth
NiceLieISoundsBetterThe BitterTruth
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>>509241173 (OP)
Crude Oil does not exist
Anonymous ID: EH3VCa+c
7/1/2025, 9:48:21 PM No.509244152
LucrativeLieIsAdictive
LucrativeLieIsAdictive
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>>509241173 (OP)
Free clean limitless energy ....
Anonymous ID: 3Fc+yQqfCanada
7/1/2025, 9:56:05 PM No.509244826
>>509243485
Thank you I'm hoping there will be lots of things like this that actually get made once AI video production really takes off

>>509241922
Thank you for the bumps and yes 9/11 was an inside job by dancing israelis
Anonymous ID: pv/ZB5MaMexico
7/1/2025, 9:58:04 PM No.509244983
>>509241173 (OP)
nice script, still, bigot office would not make it any less cringe