I DONT WANNA DIE IN A GAY ASS WAR please how can I avoid mandatory inscription

Transition into a femboy

>>509244026 (OP)
Flee the country and become an illegal immigrant

>>509244026 (OP)
whats wrong with dying in a war? you're going to die later anyway, man up and stop being a fag

>>509244026 (OP)
Become unprintable, chudling

>>509244026 (OP)
> Azerbaijan

come become a naturalized Mexican bro.
its not Am*rica but its still good.

>>509244026 (OP)
it would give you a sense of purpose you have never felt in your life. I wish I would get drafted.

"join the military"

can't I've been sectioned

>>509244336
Also I only want to fight in a real war not some gay ass fag war

>>509244336
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>>509244164

recruiters on VPNs pls

>>509244164
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>>509244336
Man fuck this region I swear every 3 months a war happens here and you are making fun out of me
I am a virgin and have never touched a woman before, dying in a trench from a russian drone is the last thing I would want

>>509244026 (OP)
At least you can rest assured that your death will clear necessary space for Israeli settlement. It would be selfish of us to keep all of them in the west.

>>509244200
/thread

>>509244534
Arabs whore out their sisters all the time, just go to Iraq and buy some girl in a burka.

>>509244026 (OP)
The US hates christians because you're not Israelis, sorry we can't be bothered

>>509244026 (OP)
Shit your pants, bro. Then tell the recruiter how eager you are to join so you can finally kill your own squad IRL like you do in your vidja games. Tell him about the snakeman who you make spaghetti for twice a week. Show him your toenail collection and bloody fapsock.

>>509244200
war sounds kinda fun. I never understood why liberals hate it so much

>>509244026 (OP)
war is fun
stop crying chuddo

>>509244534
You are worrying for literally no reason. If Russia was to attack Azerbaijan it would be a declaration of war on Turkey, because we have a mutual defense pact with you. So nothing will ever happen as usual.

>>509245793
Nigga if Russia wanted to fuck you up you wouldn't last as much as Ukraine. You have like 20 mil Kurds and 1 mil Armenians who would absolutely love to fuck you up from within if they had Russia's blessing.
You're only strong points are the NATO membership and the fact that you make decent drones.

>>509245793
Doesn't turkey always get fucking hammered by Russia?

>>509244534
Can't you just leave the country before the next war starts?

Seems like you actually have to do something with your life