>>509247200 (OP)Donald Trump walks into a deli in Brooklyn and says,
"Give me the best bagel you’ve got. I know bagels better than anyone. Everyone says so."
The deli owner, a little old Jewish man, shrugs and says:
"Nu, okay… but we don’t butter the schmear."
Trump says, "Fake deli!" and storms out.
The owner turns to his grandson and says,
"Oy, even his ego has cholesterol."