Thread 509247200 - /pol/ [Archived: 763 hours ago]

Anonymous ID: uutatgSdUnited States
7/1/2025, 10:25:57 PM No.509247200
whaaa
whaaa
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Tell me your best Trump joke.
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Anonymous ID: LpbHlAdzUnited States
7/1/2025, 10:27:15 PM No.509247293
>>509247200 (OP)
Donald Trump walks into a deli in Brooklyn and says,
"Give me the best bagel you’ve got. I know bagels better than anyone. Everyone says so."

The deli owner, a little old Jewish man, shrugs and says:
"Nu, okay… but we don’t butter the schmear."

Trump says, "Fake deli!" and storms out.
The owner turns to his grandson and says,
"Oy, even his ego has cholesterol."
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Anonymous ID: ndvr0/QXFrance
7/1/2025, 10:28:45 PM No.509247406
>>509247200 (OP)
“I’m going to rape and kill Rosie McDonalds”

-Donald trump
Anonymous ID: UB1EA7Pv
7/1/2025, 10:31:26 PM No.509247609
LOL
LOL
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>>509247200 (OP)
Anonymous ID: n+BCiKU5Estonia
7/1/2025, 10:31:52 PM No.509247645
m0K
m0K
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Anonymous ID: i9IesxAiGermany
7/1/2025, 10:32:11 PM No.509247673
>>509247200 (OP)
i will get rid of pedo ring
Anonymous ID: VZN7z6PWUnited States
7/1/2025, 10:32:59 PM No.509247716
>>509247200 (OP)
>no tax on tips
Anonymous ID: TEi+zt9aUnited States
7/1/2025, 10:33:55 PM No.509247801
>>509247200 (OP)
his presidency
Anonymous ID: u02uQZ3sUnited States
7/1/2025, 10:34:06 PM No.509247820
America First....
Anonymous ID: TEi+zt9aUnited States
7/1/2025, 10:34:26 PM No.509247853
>>509247293
kek, pretty good
Anonymous ID: UB1EA7Pv
7/1/2025, 10:36:55 PM No.509248060
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>>509247200 (OP)
"Don't know this guy."
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Anonymous ID: zySH7W5W
7/1/2025, 10:41:57 PM No.509248478
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I do have this as a fridge magnet.
Anonymous ID: f3JccyoJUnited Kingdom
7/1/2025, 10:42:13 PM No.509248490
>>509248060
Those lips could suck a black hole through a wormhole. Jeffery’s a really great guy. Taught him everything he knows.
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Anonymous ID: UB1EA7Pv
7/1/2025, 10:47:21 PM No.509248932
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>>509248490
The whole pedo-island story could easily be a psyop. Wouldn't surprise me much.