Thread 509248081 - /pol/ [Archived: 666 hours ago]

Anonymous ID: KYQJCLAkIraq
7/1/2025, 10:37:15 PM No.509248081
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says RAGING ANTISEMITE
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Anonymous ID: QO0kl3cXLebanon
7/1/2025, 10:38:36 PM No.509248183
>>509248081 (OP)
I thought Babylon Bee was classic MIGA dispensationalists those who bless Israel judeo-christian values blah blah blah etc. Kind of surprised.
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Anonymous ID: d9Jt48vfUnited States
7/1/2025, 10:39:41 PM No.509248277
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Joel Berry is the editor of the Babylon Bee. Here he is saying with zero irony that interracial sex should be mandatory and homogeneous marriage should be banned.
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Anonymous ID: 19lzsBUDUnited States
7/1/2025, 10:40:08 PM No.509248312
>>509248183
I mean they are labeling everyone who doesn't support war with Iran as an antisemite so...
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Anonymous ID: d9Jt48vfUnited States
7/1/2025, 10:40:50 PM No.509248382
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Anonymous ID: BGfqGe74United States
7/1/2025, 10:41:05 PM No.509248406
>>509248183
Wasnt iran just trying to murder regular white people by deemimg them jewish and themselves the true aryan and also they said they had the moral high ground to murder whites because abortions n sheit? Yeah i think that happened
Anonymous ID: j8sc8NMgUnited States
7/1/2025, 10:42:22 PM No.509248504
>>509248312
your comment reads like a reddit faggot, which is where you should immediately return and stay
the bee is funnier than shit, and has blown the fuck out of the liberal rag onion so hard it's not even close
Anonymous ID: QO0kl3cXLebanon
7/1/2025, 10:42:23 PM No.509248508
>>509248312
Are they not doing it in an ironic way? If not then lmao nevermind
Anonymous ID: YfGUZabrUnited States
7/1/2025, 10:42:38 PM No.509248529
My not wanting to go to war with Iran is separate from my antisemitism.
Anonymous ID: d9Jt48vfUnited States
7/1/2025, 10:42:39 PM No.509248532
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The Babylon Bee is run by a bunch of Jews who say the phrase "Christ is King" is "antisemitic" and call for interracial marriage to be "mandatory":
https://x.com/JoelWBerry/status/1619345167093473281
https://x.com/SethDillon/status/1809999196952441251
https://evangelicaldarkweb.org/2024/03/25/conservative-inc-declares-christ-is-king-antisemitic/
https://x.com/SethDillon/status/1809999196952441251
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Anonymous ID: 33ZMAPalCanada
7/1/2025, 10:44:51 PM No.509248728
>>509248081 (OP)
Death to all jews
Deport all non-whites
Being back the dollar menu
Heil Hitler
Anonymous ID: d9Jt48vfUnited States
7/1/2025, 10:44:59 PM No.509248741
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>>509248183
>>509248312
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Anonymous ID: rW5ZujrXUnited States
7/1/2025, 10:45:13 PM No.509248763
>>509248532
Neocons suck off pajeets harder than Democrats suck off niggers.
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Anonymous ID: d9Jt48vfUnited States
7/1/2025, 10:46:14 PM No.509248853
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>>509248763
Antisemite
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Anonymous ID: UUgmCUlZUnited States
7/1/2025, 10:47:36 PM No.509248950
>>509248081 (OP)
>>509248183
The article is making fun of jews, you retards. It's specifically mocking jews who call anyone "antisemite" for being rational.
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Anonymous ID: rW5ZujrXUnited States
7/1/2025, 10:48:34 PM No.509249028
>>509248853
>โ€œChristian conservativeโ€ satire siteโ€™s owned by a Jew
Checks out
Anonymous ID: TyDHoSvcUnited States
7/1/2025, 10:48:52 PM No.509249061
>>509248277
Holy based. Take that Muslims!!
Anonymous ID: nNeN8ERuCanada
7/1/2025, 10:48:54 PM No.509249066
>>509248312
The actual article:

>SAN DIEGO, CA โ€” A local man expressed mild concern about the U.S. getting involved in another Middle Eastern War, forever exposing himself as a vile, raging antisemite.

>"I dunno, I'm just a bit nervous about the possibility of an endless war that could claim thousands of American lives," said the man who clearly wants all Jews to die and probably loves Hitler. "It hasn't worked out too well for us in the past, you know?"

>The man's friends were reportedly horrified to hear him outing himself as an actual anti-Jew Nazi.

>"He always seemed so nice and reasonable," said one friend to reporters after the incident. "It's so sad to see someone you care about fall into this irrational wish for the total destruction of Jews. There's no other possible way to interpret his expressed concern over American involvement in foreign wars. It's one of the most antisemitic things I've ever heard."

>"No! I'm not an antisemite! I love Jews! I have Jewish friends!" the Jew-hating bigot desperately insisted, clearly trying to hide his gross antisemitism. "I just don't want another foreign war! That's it!"

>At publishing time, the man had also expressed concern over American spending in the Russia/Ukraine war, forever outing himself as a puppet of Vladimir Putin.

We have bots or some kind of non-English speaking shills telling you that this is a serious piece, and not satire.
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Anonymous ID: TyDHoSvcUnited States
7/1/2025, 10:49:36 PM No.509249125
>>509248741
Holy based!!!
Anonymous ID: TyDHoSvcUnited States
7/1/2025, 10:50:32 PM No.509249204
>>509249066
Itโ€™s satire but its trying to imply youre a raging antisemite if you dont want another forever war for the benefit of the Jews you retard
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Anonymous ID: wO9Ee90DFrance
7/1/2025, 10:51:24 PM No.509249271
>>509248081 (OP)
Funny how Americans have no respect at all for their own dead, "never again 9/11" indeed!
Anonymous ID: nNeN8ERuCanada
7/1/2025, 10:51:35 PM No.509249293
>>509249204
No, it's making fun of that sentiment. You have to go back.
Anonymous ID: nwLfUMCEUnited States
7/1/2025, 10:51:36 PM No.509249294
>>509248312
Most of /pol/ can't read very well
Anonymous ID: SyrrjLeJGermany
7/1/2025, 10:53:03 PM No.509249416
did jews lose the funny gene when they got a country?
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Anonymous ID: ZKxDfvao
7/1/2025, 10:57:42 PM No.509249758
>>509249066

Don't jews love making fun of other jews? I thought that was, like, jew law. Some enthusiastically have zero in-group loyalty and others are the most tribalistic people on the planet. They're a weird group of people and in all honesty a lot of them are based Chads who let a small in-group of loud fags with more money than sense ruin it for the rest of them.
Anonymous ID: WiOfoNwGLebanon
7/1/2025, 11:15:30 PM No.509251102
unfunny
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>>509249416
I think a lot of Jewish comedy relies on slave morality mixed with nihilism (nothing is so important that it can't be made fun of), self-deprecation, desacralization, cynicism etc.
On the other hand Israelis in particular are trying to somehow appropriate master morality that had been reserved for goyim until very recently when Jews stopped being a rootless people (from their perspective, at least) and acquired their own country.

So now you have people who are seeking to appropriate master morality (confidence, pride, strength, arrogance even) doing Jewish comedy routines that thrive on slave morality, and that obviously does not work.

This is how you get diaspora Jews asking why very pro-Zionist Israeli Jews are unfunny.
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Anonymous ID: gzO3ETf5Serbia
7/1/2025, 11:16:24 PM No.509251160
>>509248081 (OP)
Is this like The Onion or something?
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Anonymous ID: svaLSOD9United States
7/1/2025, 11:17:24 PM No.509251231
>>509248277
Joel used a lot of words to tell me he's a jew.
Anonymous ID: WiOfoNwGLebanon
7/1/2025, 11:18:25 PM No.509251320
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>>509251102
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Anonymous ID: WiOfoNwGLebanon
7/1/2025, 11:22:30 PM No.509251625
how
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>>509251320
Anonymous ID: qEJdBZxkItaly
7/1/2025, 11:22:37 PM No.509251628
>>509251160
babylon bee is the extremely unfunny conservative version of the onion who every once in a while make a decent joke.
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Anonymous ID: AmR6EYAaUnited States
7/1/2025, 11:23:42 PM No.509251699
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>>509248183
It's based in Texas, which is basically Israel.
Anonymous ID: Rt+2H4XNCanada
7/1/2025, 11:27:01 PM No.509251947
>>509251628
The Onion is AIDS now, but they did do the Grabbler.
Anonymous ID: SyrrjLeJGermany
7/1/2025, 11:29:13 PM No.509252116
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a christian zionist working for the babylon bee staged the anthrax attacks after 9/11

his name was bruce edwards ivins
Anonymous ID: AU1DYHwXUnited States
7/1/2025, 11:30:06 PM No.509252159
>>509248532
This is a lie. I went to UF. International students pay 3x Floridians so they get as many as possible.
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Anonymous ID: G2UEGkP3United States
7/1/2025, 11:34:36 PM No.509252457
>>509248950
It's very hard to tell if you are familiar with Seth Dillon (Babylon Bee owner) because he is an unhinged Zioshill
Anonymous ID: Rt+2H4XNCanada
7/1/2025, 11:35:03 PM No.509252496
>>509252159
He's also just a student and has little to no idea what goes on in selections, the logistics of it. Elon Musk retweeting that is showing how big of a midwit he is.
Anonymous ID: gzO3ETf5Serbia
7/1/2025, 11:37:50 PM No.509252710
>>509251628
thanks bro
Anonymous ID: WaFqJ01FUnited States
7/1/2025, 11:39:28 PM No.509252831
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>>509248081 (OP)
Bombing Iran is just a training exercise at this point.