>>509263234 (OP)I feel sort of bad, but I'm an evil degenerate so.... whatever, but I've always promised myself that if two hot guys showed up and bothered me with their religious bullshit, I'd say, "I'll sign up for everything, but in order for me to do that you're both going to have to fuck me." Then fully explain what that entails. (I suck and rim them both. then then both take turns pounding me out/split roasting me.)
I realize they'd both probably freak out and say no, but... you never know. Lol!
Two came one time when I was home alone, but I was about to leave for work. I should have just been late to work and asked and saw what happened.