>>509267222 (OP)Eastern Kentucky here. I bleed red, white, and blue. Been shootin’ cans off fenceposts since I could walk, married a girl named Liberty, and I keep a copy of the Constitution in my glovebox.
So you can imagine the shame when I ordered a limited edition “Chainsaw Man” anime body pillow as a gag gift and got slapped with $117 in miscellaneous Japan tariffs thanks to a trade memo signed by the Trump administration in 2019.
Had to pay with Apple Pay under my cousin’s name to avoid bein’ judged by my bank.
Came home, stared at that pillow lyin’ on my couch like it was judge and jury.
“You did this to yourself,” it whispered in Japanese.