Yo, wtf Navy? We don’t just come shit up your workplace, don’t come to ours with your bullshit. This is an apparently legitimate ad which actually leads to the Navy website. GTFO, bootlickers.

>>509269525 (OP)
Calling all sign tappers

lmao no way this is real

>>509269525 (OP)
I am gay so this won't work on me, stupid navy

>>509269525 (OP)
I want a Chad like him too.

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>>509270862
KEK glowies desperate

I'd probably have a better chance at becoming Tom Cruise if I joined Scientology instead of the navy

>>509270961
Each day, clownword delivers brand new horrors beyond my comprehension. I don’t know how much longer it can continue without imploding.

Draft soon

>>509269525 (OP)
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>>509271179
Sweet fucking god that's hilarious, holy shit.

>>509270527
Anon, the only place you’ll find a more concentrated collection of unapologetic fags is in the Marines, and that’s a well known fact you can take to the bank.

>>509271416
For you anon

>>509269525 (OP)
tits too big

>>509271530
Dudes I’m pretty damn sure those are actual pokebadges between the top gun icons. Like, the ones you’d win from the gym. In Pokémon.

>>509271725
Yep, those are indeed pokebadges. From pokemon.

>>509269525 (OP)
Surely it's just some jokester linking to a publicly accessible website right?

Topgun 2 was literally predictive programming for the Iran bombing.

>>509272797
It was. It's actually insane.

I guess their Lujan posts don't work anymore

>>509272154
Yeah. Damn. This is on a new level compared to their “sail the world and play Pokemon Go” ads from a few years back.
>>509272610
I’ve considered that and while possible , who would waste money on that? We’ll have to see how often I see it in the near future to know more about the potential costs involved.

>>509269525 (OP)
You know, I’m going to have to change this to “We don’t come to your house and fuck shit up with a bunch of bullshit,” considering they’re literally inviting anons such as myself to come to their workplace with my bullshit, and to make it my own even, despite knowing damn well who they’re inviting to join.