How do Christfags cope with the Bible inventing figures that flat out never existed, like Solomon or Queen of Sheba? Or events that never happened, like the Great Flood?

Do you really think they care?

>>509276236 (OP)
World is simulation. Yet. Here you are. Talking as if history is relevant to reality.

>>509276236 (OP)
how do scientists cope with themselves inventing events that never happened, like the holy hoax, or covering up Biblical history

>>509276321
Better. How do scientists cope with the fact that moon landing is 100% fake and gay.

>>509276296
The "progessive" nature of history toward an endpoint is literally at the bedrock of christcuck eschatology, you mouth-breathing mongoloid.

>>509276236 (OP)
Every person that you've said hasn't exist has been proven by archeology within 100 years. It's happened so many times that now you're all the way back in the book of Kings trying to do gotchas with Solomon when there is no reason to even doubt him existing because there are no objects of antiquity from the time of his reign to imply he didn't lol

>>509276770
>Solomon, the Jewish king of a Jewish kingdom that never existed but was the most prosperous one in the region
>Queen of Sheba, his waifu who existed to prove how smart he was and give him treasure (we have no idea what she was the queen of nor how she obtained her infinite wealth that existed solely to be given to Solomon)
>The Great Flood, that no other history mentions

>>509276236 (OP)
Was Ann Frank real?

>>509276849
she was real in my mind

about the same as learning about your canadian gf

>>509276236 (OP)
The Jews didn’t make them up. They stole all of it from the civilizations around them. It’s a giant We Wuz Kangz cope by an insignificant hill tribe of goat herders and petty bandits who were taken as slaves to Babylon and seethed in impotent jealousy at the wonders they saw.

>>509276236 (OP)
>old testament

Those are mostly just parables and shit

Jesus was the real shit, that's the main focus

>>509276847
Yeah sure w/e bro we'll find archeological proof in 10-20 years like always and then you guys will move back one name and start saying David didn't exist just like every name before Solomon's, because it's not really about scientific evidence the reason you deny God is a hatred of righteousness and you use "archeological evidence lacking" as a shield to preserve yourself from admitting you do evil.

>>509276428
>>509276849
As real as her confederate fiance

Why do I smell Matzo balls?

>>509277969
Why doesn't your meme say Christkike like the OP?

>>509276236 (OP)
Is it simply impossible that ancient history has been ransacked and cleaned up to disprove The Bible? Say for the sake of argument that Satan and the fallen angels actually truly existed - would they just allow concrete evidence to be found that would go heavily against them?

>>509276236 (OP)
Believe it or not, but there is not a single verse in the entire Bible that specifically calls the Jews or the tribe of Judah God’s chosen people. This misconception comes from the fact that the Jews of today have declared themselves to be Israel and not the house of Judah, as the Scriptures rightfully call them.

youtube.com/watch?v=eT_RUdBTlp40hxmp

>>509276236 (OP)
forget about those two other kikes, but almost every civilization recorded and spoke of huge ass floods that would serve as a basis for a shared mythos. maybe not "The Great Flood" but devastating rising water levels was absolutely a thing

>the flood didn't real
Not everything

>>509278075
But we know who Satan and so on are. Your premise of a history-bleaching pantheon of evil doesn't make sense.

>>509277999
Makes you think doesn't it. Ann Frank was real then. She probably lived through the war and got bred by BBC.

>>509276236 (OP)
>half a coin with half the name missing
>gaytheist: this is definitive proof of Fagocles II empire from 1600BCE to 1592BCE
>someone in bible mentioned in great detail in multiple books written by different authors
>gaytheist: it's obviously not real

>>509278366
Naturally, but he didn't make it as easy as it could have been. If you're asking why the stories reached us at all, it's because they were already told countless times among the people and were written everywhere. Nothing less than the complete extermination of the people would have made it possible to stop it, but God is still in play regardless to make sure that didn't happen.

>>509278569
Your tortured metaphor makes me laugh because half a coin is more material, archaeological proof of a kingdom than stories. If this place were material, we'd see people 1000 years in the future trying to figure out why King Chris of Chan was such a despot.

>>509276236 (OP)
Why do you think those things and people didn't exist? They did, but many things were exaggerated, as they were oral traditions that weren't written down by the illiterate fucks until much later.
The Great Flood probably happened like 8000 years ago when the Bosporus sprang a leak and filled the Black Sea.

>>509278089
anyone who worships the desert blood god of baby torture is functionally a jew and should be lined up against the wall and shot

>>509276236 (OP)
"The absence of evidence is not evidence of absence".
We have hundreds of examples of archeological and historical corrections after new archeological evidence were found to corroborate previous suppositions.

>>509276236 (OP)
We are not muzzies who have to interpret it word for word, we just have to follow the general message in particular the 10 commandments. Just because Jesus said help the poor doesn't mean letting millions of immigrants into the country, this is why we don't listen to non Christians, they just totally don't get it.

As for people who never existed, the bible is made up of many stories from many people, who cares. The main thing to care about is specifically what Jesus said.

What did you sad guys do for Christmas, was it just called corporate gift buying holiday for you.

>>509279660
>we just have to follow the general message in particular the 10 commandments.
you're gonna be one of those 2800 gentiles who fawn over each individual jew and willingly become their slaves in the end times after the messiah shatters our nations with an iron rod
fuck jews
total abrahamist death

>>509276236 (OP)
The Bible employs a literary device known as symbolism which is found in ancient mythology everywhere else in the world. How do you cope with thinking like a woman?

>>509280209
ancient mythology isn't real nigger its all factual history go read your kike written marvel gay comics and cope about it

>>509276236 (OP)
They just default to "but the Bible says X Y Z" or accuse you of being "reprobate" and that will be the end of the discussion.

>>509280400
Statistically speaking. Almost all anti-christs are reprobate.

>>509280257
>too emotional to make a coherent response

>>509280833
It's incoherent to an amerinigger golem goycattle with 50 iq and glyphosate poisoning in your asshole.
Greeks have records of how high Kronos actually was before the flood.

>>509276236 (OP)
Solomon is recorded in history retard.

>>509281050
Okay, but where is the record of the tree of knowledge with magic fruit? And why should I need to know about records to understand the Bible? That sounds inefficient.

>>509278949
The God of the Bible was the God of the Aryans 1500 years BEFORE the Jews ever existed. It's right there in the Greek Bible. God made a promise to the father of the Aryans that He would enlarge him and bless him. He was the God of the Aryans FIRST! Christ was the Son of the God of the Universe, not the God of the Jews. The first covenants God made were to Adam, Eve, Noah and his sons... NONE OF THEM WERE JEWISH!

Moses wrote the Torah and he wasn't Jewish. He wasn't from Judah, nor did he practice the Talmud traditions, which is not the Torah, it's interpretations about it and what Jesus explicitly condemned them for.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sycii9j6wzs

>>509276847

> >The Great Flood, that no other history mentions

*inhales deeply*

Mesopotamia - Epic of Gilgamesh

India - Manu & Matsya

Ancient Greece - legend of Deucalion & Promethius, Plato's description of the fall of Atlantis

Ancient Hawaiian - Nu'u survives a giant flood by building an arc

Aztecs had a flood legend

Fuhi in Ancient China - builds an arc.

Ancient American tribes have ridiculous amounts of flood stories from the Algonquin of the Northeast to the Hope of of the Southwest & everywhere in between.

Mayan Popol Vuh describes the legend of Huracan. Guess what it's about, nigger.

Literally the only people on the planet who *don't* have a major flood myth, if not MULTIPLE flood myths or written or depicted histories are the Japanese.

lurk moar faggot

>>509283438
There has never been a global flood covering the entire planet with water. It's inconsistent with the physical findings of geology, paleontology and the global distribution of species.

It simply didn't happen. Sorry. Even the schizo theories you will mention (like younger dryas) only concerns coastal areas.

>>509283109
white israelism is reform judaism masquerading as white nationalism

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=meVrWaHDVqs&t=500s
8:20

they are okay with you believing a slightly more racist version of their mythology wherein everyone on earth is supposedly a descendant of abraham, because it still fulfills their three main goals concerning gentiles
>to force us to obey the noahide laws
>to destroy our gods
>to rule over us in the end times

flood did happen

>>509278089
You're insane. Take note of verse 14

[Jer 3:11-15 KJV] 11 And the LORD said unto me, The backsliding Israel hath justified herself more than treacherous Judah. 12 Go and proclaim these words toward the north, and say, Return, thou backsliding Israel, saith the LORD; [and] I will not cause mine anger to fall upon you: for I [am] merciful, saith the LORD, [and] I will not keep [anger] for ever. 13 Only acknowledge thine iniquity, that thou hast transgressed against the LORD thy God, and hast scattered thy ways to the strangers under every green tree, and ye have not obeyed my voice, saith the LORD. 14 Turn, O backsliding children, saith the LORD; for I am married unto you: and I will take you one of a city, and two of a family, and I will bring you to Zion: 15 And I will give you pastors according to mine heart, which shall feed you with knowledge and understanding.

>>509276321
>covering up Biblical history
Your skin is browner than dogshit.

>>509286630
All that took place and was fulfilled before the time of Jesus Christ. They are not promised a return after Jesus.

>>509277900
>the reason you deny God is a hatred of righteousness
What was righteous about killing and raping the midianite children exactly?

>>509276236 (OP)
These are metaphors but christfags dont recognize metaphors so the only explanation is that christfags are in group psychosis

>>509276236 (OP)
>six gorillion stories that were real in their minds
Many such cases.

>>509276236 (OP)
Bow down to Israel, dumb gentile.

>>509287639
Is this past too?
Jer 30:11 For I am with thee, saith the LORD, to save thee: though I make a full end of all nations whither I have scattered thee, yet will I not make a full end of thee: but I will correct thee in measure, and will not leave thee altogether unpunished.

Ezekiel 39:7 So will I make my holy name known in the midst of my people Israel; and I will not let them pollute my holy name any more: and the heathen shall know that I am the LORD, the Holy One in Israel.

>>509288482
Yeah. The whole thing ended when Jesus went on the cross. All the OT prophesies had already been fulfilled before or during Christ's lifetime.

>>509276236 (OP)
Why do you not communicate with.me? The things you spout all day don't matter, they're made up crap, I'm right here, right now and all you do is talk about other shit and pretend we aren't here together??

Do you even know you exist? Do you even know you're alive??

Why am I forced to live with you?

>>509276236 (OP)
>How do Christfags cope with the Bible inventing figures that flat out never existed, like Solomon or Queen of Sheba? Or events that never happened, like the Great Flood?
I know they are based on mushrooms so I take the stories with a grain of shrooms.

>>509281050
>how high Kronos actually was before the flood.
Wat

>>509276236 (OP)
>flat out never existed
like your gender before 2018?

>>509276236 (OP)
I'm not Christian but it's myth. Myth is fiction but it contains higher truths. It's not true literally, but it's figuratively telling you about higher truths. It's not history and it's not meant to be interpreted literally.