How can I burdenmax more effectively? I already waste public restroom water by flushing repeatedly before shitting.

>shitting in the toilet
>Extra flushes are literally pennies for every dozen you do
>Not shitting on the floor to cause a wagie to spend the next 20 minutes cleaning it, which is hundreds of times more expensive

Here's some off the top of my head:
>Fake police reports using a VPN/public wifi
>Taking all the napkins at restaurants
>Littering
>Not seeding torrents
>Going 10mph under speed limit at all times

>>509277025 (OP)
Send in your taxes on paper forms filled out with a pen.

I'd rather have this kind of retarded bait threads than xitter screenshots tee bee eich

let doors slam in roasties faces

>>509277025 (OP)
You should go to prison and throw poop at the guards. Debt max first though.

>>509277025 (OP)
Carry a few of these with you if you’re visiting a government building

>>509277425
Doing the speed limit around my city triggers multiple people every day, shit is so ca$h

>>509277025 (OP)
One cock a day.

>>509277025 (OP)
Pissing all over the public bathroom including the toilet paper if you're only visiting it once. I've done this 12 times now.
I love abusing wageslaves, gives me so much pleasure making them suffer.

>>509277425
>Not seeding torrents
Diabolical

>>509277025 (OP)
In any situation imagine, "What would a nigger do?" and do that.

>>509277025 (OP)
Go to the local food bank

>>509278196
>pee on the toilet paper
>creating mayhem by using an item for its intended purpose
ascended peepeepoopoopilled burdenmaxxing

>>509277025 (OP)
Leave the shopping cart taking up 2 parking spaces

>>509277025 (OP)
use only styrofoam plates and cups and plastic utensils when possible. burn it in your backyard after you are done. kill all plant life in your yard. buy several old cars and keep them running constantly. keep a giant bonfire of tires plastic and other assorted polluting items constantly burning in your backyard. if people complain tell them you are a hindu and shit in their yard

>>509277425
>Not seeding torrents
Implying normies torrent.

You're not burdenmaxxing, you're being a douche.

>>509278196
Been doing this since middle school.
Pissing everywhere as I wander around the bathroom, slapping shit around, breaking the soap dispensers open and pissing up into them, pissing on every handle or touchable surface/item/object, etc.
I usually start out by dumping unflushable things into the toilet and pissing on them first. Doing this in the women's bathroom is extremely important.