last week he was a pirate, - /pol/ (#509281458) [Archived: 687 hours ago]

Anonymous ID: Pa7ImoyGAustralia
7/2/2025, 6:50:49 AM No.509281458
oh boy
oh boy
md5: c0d3073ff0048d2780d496a4b1f11076🔍
what did he mean by this?
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Q ID: XnW3HNlV
7/2/2025, 6:52:23 AM No.509281539
>>509281458 (OP)
Hippy.
Anonymous ID: 8PNEVkINUnited States
7/2/2025, 6:54:20 AM No.509281654
>>509281458 (OP)
I don't think that he meant to plagiarize me, his fans just feed him material and read my posts
I have no beef with him
Anonymous ID: HjOXw4B/Canada
7/2/2025, 7:09:33 AM No.509282415
>>509281458 (OP)
>what did he mean by this?
He just did his bi-annual shopping for new clothes at the thrift store.
Anonymous ID: ajI+zivoUnited States
7/2/2025, 7:15:53 AM No.509282728
2ED1E4C4-9653-48C6-BFB7-BF9CCFECD53B
2ED1E4C4-9653-48C6-BFB7-BF9CCFECD53B
md5: 3c3bcc188a3bcc9bcc33d4987b9b4602🔍
>>509281458 (OP)
He’s still wearing the mirror shades on top of his glasses
Anonymous ID: iRKwLdBEAustralia
7/2/2025, 7:19:10 AM No.509282892
>>509281458 (OP)
Last year he was a father. Is this why lolberts are obsessed with muh freedom so they can abandon their children like a nigger?
Anonymous ID: QOANlBEhUnited States
7/2/2025, 7:22:15 AM No.509283050
dave wyndorf wannabe
Gary ID: LVzqfWxLCanada
7/2/2025, 7:24:59 AM No.509283188
pastor-styxhexenhammer666
pastor-styxhexenhammer666
md5: 6212c6079cbb91981ffa8a4eb4a87354🔍
>>509281458 (OP)
Styxhexenhammer666 is obsessed with free gaming laptops and devising schemes to fool people into sending him enormous donations and weekly tithes for his "Salvation Laptop Fund" which he uses to buy more expensive gaming laptops. He's running a big scam operation to fool all of you into sending him your life savings to buy yourself a place on his so-called "Salvation Laptop". In reality Styx will just type your name onto a list which he saves as a Word document on his "magical" laptop, that's your "place of salvation". He will then use your money to buy himself even more expensive gaming laptops that he'll play on his luxury yacht and private jet while plotting to rule the world through his laptop scam.

Styx Laptop pledge drive:
https://archive.org/details/youtube-xQNVgo5h-D4

>Petition to make Styx get a job
https://web.archive.org/web/20191218064242/https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/make-styxhexenhammer666-get-job

▶ Styx boasts about his "tech skills" but doesn't know how to transfer the data from his HDD
▶ Keeps replacing his microphones because the volume is always terrible (he doesn't know how to adjust it)
▶ He fails to properly install his Logitech peripherals on his other laptop and thinks they don't work simply because his other laptop is "too old" to work with Logitech software
Gary ID: LVzqfWxLCanada
7/2/2025, 7:42:28 AM No.509283948
tarl1
tarl1
md5: 29be4510e39d585b5cf3297b920ffedb🔍
>>509281458 (OP)
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Anonymous ID: 1Y/NVwUMUnited States
7/2/2025, 8:15:39 AM No.509285335
Styx has a fetish for black transgenders. I used to be in a discord with him and he's get drunk and show us clips from his 38 GB transgender collection. It's was all black.
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Anonymous ID: LVzqfWxLCanada
7/2/2025, 8:24:03 AM No.509285668
>>509285335
please share some
Anonymous ID: OfdVDS5xUnited States
7/2/2025, 8:30:10 AM No.509285940
>>509281458 (OP)
OMG this squinty eyed chipmunk looking fucker is so cringy and weird what's with all that orobouros shit and a skeleton sucking it's own dick like is that supposed to be himself or something. Who actually listens to this jackass, what does he even have to say. It's got to be a big act no one is seriously like this...
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Anonymous ID: LVzqfWxLCanada
7/2/2025, 8:53:52 AM No.509286964
styx-fat
styx-fat
md5: 8793f2e442b86245195771cdb7b8f446🔍
>>509285940
Anonymous ID: Rz+p9jhMAustralia
7/2/2025, 9:17:03 AM No.509287847
>>509281458 (OP)
>look at my jewtube plaque you stupid faggots AHAHAHAHAHAHAH GIVE ME MORE MONEY YOU STUPID FUCKING FAGGOTS
That's what he meant OP you e-celeb addicted retard.