Because he hates green pesto. Gosh I’m dealing with two babies. Next time he comes home I’m putting melatonin in his drink so he can go to bed

Duh, lasagna is supposed to be bolognese sauce, not some green shit.
I bet even your shitty AI knew that and you had to make several images before it came out green instead of red.

>>509283999 (OP)
hey pilot leaf. nice trips

>>509283999 (OP)
>green pesto
>lasagna
You're lucky he didn't throw it in your face. Nice trips though, retard.

All you needed to do was make french toast.

>>509283999 (OP)
It's been a long time since I have had green pesto, if I ever have, but because of your flag, I can only assume your cooking is a war crime. lol Seriously though, if that was a real story, they have these things called cast iron skillets. Just stop wacking if his limbs start twitching, and his eyes roll to the back of his head.

>>509284467
>>509284331
I’m the Italian woman here. I’m the cook

>>509283999 (OP)
just so you know I did some autism on this pic and I managed to report you. when or if they contact you I dont know, but I know I managed to get you in trouble kek, wont say more, you arent stupid you might prepare.

>>509284787
No, you are an imposter and a miserable male seeking attention, unless you show your boobs with timestamp to prove the contrary.

>>509284787
>I’m the cook
I only got that joke randomly, after few years.