Just because I put the whole egg instead of just the egg yolk. Look what I have to suffer!!!.

My dad did that with a chicken once. He'd told my mum many a time not to buy frozen chicken. Nor thawed foreign frozen chicken. Dinner was served. A whole roasted bird on the table. Oozing with butter. Crispy skin. Pleasant aroma. Dad cuts into the bird. Sees the signs of frozen meat. Freaks out. Grabs the bird. Walks to the balcony. Lobs the bird into the small river outside our home while shouting 'fuck off, you goddamn frozen piece of shit'. True story, bro.

Slide thread. All fields. Nigger.

>>509286149
There's nothing wrong with the yolk

WHAT HAPPENED WOTH THE MURDER INVESTIGATION?!?

HOW MANY ANONS HAVE YOU KILLED?

PILOT ANON, WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK?

>>509285389 (OP)
In France do you call French toast just toast? I’m an American on vacation in Greece and I call it freedom toast.

>>509285389 (OP)
femanon there?

>>509287293
ask for "Fix" beer