I got a message from a girl I dated in high school this past weekend, asking if I wanted to come over. I am like 45 minutes away and just have to hop in my car and drive a little bit to have a weekend of debauchery. I turned it down, like I can't be bothered. I was just thinking about when I was 15, I snuck out of my house and walked 3 miles, crossing a drawbridge even, to the next town over, to meet her at her friend's house, where she jerked me off while her friend slept, and then I walked 3 miles back home wearing a cum covered t-shirt. It's insane how horny we were as teenagers. I can't even be bothered to get in my air conditioned car to meet her, but 25 years ago I went through extreme measures to get a hand job.

This plan was communicated over aol instant messenger.

>>509285559 (OP)
Sex and dating is overrated
Granted you were going to a teen not a milf

>>509285559 (OP)
You're just getting old and your testosterone is falling off a cliff. Ask your doctor for TRT and you'll be back to your old self.

>>509285559 (OP)
its called biology. You see when you incarnate here reality gives you all these tjings and desires to trick you into making more slaves that will continue to suffer. Once you did that it slowly ditches you and you watch new genwration do same mistakes and not listen to you.
Plus before you had hopes, maybe it will be oh something and wow its all.so important. Now women lost value and we are disillusoned about some marriage idylic futures.

>>509285659
Its true. I did the math.
t. divorced 2 times

non-millennials fucked everything up. Why are we the only generation that could adapt to the internet properly and understand what it's for?

>>509285659
>Granted you were going to a teen
we were the same age and both teens. this was 25 years ago.

>>509285559 (OP)
Did your slut helicopter mommy convince of that, junior? You are a cutie like one of those yappy ankle biter dogs white roasties get and make love to

>>509285784
i am also twice divorced. got married my first time at 25 to a girl i'd been with since 19.

>>509285559 (OP)
40 year old here.
I'd still drive 45 minutes to get a handy from a 17 year old.
Just enough time for the bluechew to kick in.

>>509285559 (OP)
nobody cares about this generational bullshit you waste of board space

>>509285559 (OP)

Westerners absolutely disgust me with their debauchery

>>509285559 (OP)
You would still do most of that for the chance to fuck a hot 15 year old. It is not you that has changed so much as the women you can score.

>>509285901
Still not showing you bobs or vagene.

>>509285976
Wouldn't matter even if you did roastie. Whoredom just disgusts me now. Not even in an arousing way

>>509285947
no, dude. i have a daughter older than that, and that is gross. stop being a weird virgin.

>>509286033
KILL YOURSELF DISGUSTING SHITJEET SCUM VERMIN.

>>509286258
You first, disgusting filthy subhuman maggot

>>509286361
Why the fuck are you on this board? Don't you have some cow piss forum in hindi to pester? You're pollution. All actual humans look at you with disgust and see you (rightfully) as subhuman filth.
FUCK OFF!

>>509285559 (OP)
Good times. I had a girl back in the day bike across town just to get her ass plowed and sent her back biking after i emptied my balls inside her bowls. We set it up via MSN messenger
I never went to extreme lengths to get laid

>>509285659
It's true.

If you take the amount of times you have sex and divide it by the amount of money + money you spend having a larger house then it almost is always cheaper to pay an escort.

>>509286752
>He never walked 20 blocks home because he didn't want to fuck a fattie.


War, war never changes...

>>509285559 (OP)
GenX made this site good. You made it shit. Congradulations. I don;t mind zoomers or boomers but milenneials are the most cancerous wank humanity has ever vomited forth. See hipsters.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVmmYMwFj1I
And ass you got older you got more worthless and retarded. Generation narcissist retard= milenneial. Brandfags and spastics all the way, joyless, soulless cancer.

>>509287303
>GenX made this site good. You made it shit
We invented this site. This is a Millennial site and Millennial board.

>>509285559 (OP)
Based story.
I'm married to a 9/10 unvaccinated holocaust denier.
The second we do things other people won't, is the second life starts.

>>509287384>>509287350

>Based story.
>I'm married to a 9/10 unvaccinated holocaust denier.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVmmYMwFj1I [

>>509287484
my first wife was irish, you don't qualify as white.

>>509285901
Shut up you fucking bitch I'll fuck you bussy till it bleeds you dumb bitch I'll fuck you good

>>509287661
>you don't qualify as white.
you qualify as a dickhead though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVmmYMwFj1I

>>509289114
i'm scots-irish.