>"dad, I'm gay"
how do you respond?

>>509290532 (OP)

>>509290532 (OP)
Nice to meet you, Gay, I'm Dad.

>>509290592
fpbp

>>509290532 (OP)

"Cringe."

Me too, son, me too.

>>509290532 (OP)
on your knees fag put those lips to work

>>509290532 (OP)
>Who molested you?

>>509290532 (OP)
Why would I molest my own son??? Sick fuckers, this is why you don't have women.

If I ever have children all of them will be straight.

>>509290532 (OP)
Make exaggerated retching motions as I slowly back away.

>>509290532 (OP)
But boobies, son!

>>509290532 (OP)
The dad in picrel seems to be doing a decent job. He gives him the death stare and holds him with one hand so he can't escape. Boy is going to be in a world of trouble in about three seconds.

Gay sex with my son is the only valid answer here. He needs to lick daddy's sweaty balls.

>>509290532 (OP)
Rape him

>>509290647
>It was you dad

>>509290532 (OP)
Does your mom know you're gay?

It’s okay to be gay

>>509290532 (OP)
tell him
>faggotry is a disease or a hormone imbalance
>try to adjust your diet, get checked by a doctor
>the family is more important than his faggy feelings
>disowning him if he decides to be the gay

That's ok son. As long you're not a faggot about it.

Cool

>>509290532 (OP)
>daaad i love to suck cocks:3

>>509295420
it is:3

>>509290532 (OP)
Kill myself because I have failed horribly as a parent at that point

>>509290532 (OP)
Ex gay here, how's you ought to respond:
>Son, I'm so sorry. I have failed you as a father. I didn't hug you, I didn't tell you I loved you, and I put my own peace above your needs. I let your mother's emotions rule our household. I promise I'll do better. Please don't have gay sex, but if you do, I'll be here to love you on the other side.

If your son is gay it is not your place to judge him and condemn him - you have royally *messed up* your son and by the way punishment and shaming will make him WORSE. He needs your love.

"Ah, that's alright, just come and speak with me if you have something on your mind, we need to communicate better"

Then spy on his phone and beat up his groomer

>>509290532 (OP)
"it's ok son, so am I"

>i don't have any kids
>how did you get in my apartment?

>>509296812
>Ex gay here
you're still a FLAMING FAGGOT now go back to your HOMO DISCORD and take your faggot friends itt with you

>bueno
>*Unzips dick*

>>509290532 (OP)
>pull out my gun
>"this is all your fault"
>shoot myself

>>509297269
Consider yourself rebuked in Jesus' name :D

>>509290532 (OP)
>prove it
Then I bend over and present my asshole.

>>509290532 (OP)
Time flies when you're a faggot

>>509293053
Criminally underrated post