Enlist now.

>>509297160 (OP)
all those people are now dead or homeless psychopaths

>>509297160 (OP)
Stop funding Israel and plan to over throw them and I will enlist before the first troops land

I used to be that guy. No job, no clue, just stuck doomscrolling and wondering why nothing was working out. Life felt like a co-op game where I forgot to pick up a second controller. Then I tripped over something kind of wild the army's got this #QuickShip thing where you can pull in $40k just for signing and showing up. Not even joking.


I'm not trying to LARP as a drill sergeant or something. I'm just saying: if you're sitting around wondering how the hell to get ahead, this is one of those options that somehow exists but no one talks about unless your uncle brings it up at Thanksgiving. Except now they're throwing real money at people who are willing to step up.


I know what you're probably thinking. Military=war, scary stuff, not for me. I thought the same. Full-blown tech nerd over here, never touched a weight, social skills at 15%, maxed out in sarcasm and caffeine dependency. But the truth? Most recruits never see combat. You're more likely to end up learning stuff, getting in shape, and figuring your life out than you are running into anything risky.

It's more "life reboot" than battlefield. You build structure, get confidence, and yeah people actually treat you with more respect. You stop feeling like a background NPC energy and start showing up like a main character.


And the kicker? After your time's up, you've got $40k+, free education, benefits, the works. Start a business, buy a house, whatever. It's like real-life NG+ with unlockable perks that don't expire.


Not saying it's for everyone, but if you're even a little tired of sitting on the bench while life keeps loading might be worth looking at. No hype, no pressure, just putting it out there like someone should've done for me.

If you're curious, there's a site I found that breaks down how #QuickShip and bonuses work. Look it up, do your own digging. Just maybe don't dismiss it like I almost did.

>>509297160 (OP)
im not dying for kikes in the middle east, go fuck yourself.

>>509297304
dropship yourself off a bridge and do us all the favor.

>>509297309
What if I told you you’d be killing kikes in the Middle East?

>>509297205
theyre not russian

>>509297403
yeah not doing that either, what i will do is take advantage of this dump here at home and not contribute a goddamned thing, i won't lift a fucking finger to help shit, gonna kick back and chill out while you stupid fucks play hero for the petulant child trump.

>>509297160 (OP)
If you're recruiting anons you're really looking for intel officers. Grunts don't last long on 4chan.
Be advised, Agents of Anonymous inclusively supersede the US Constitution because Anonymous came before the USA and was instrumental in the formation of this nation. Our creed aligns perfectly with the US Constitution and the now extant tradition of the Unknown Soldier. You'll need to clear a space for this accommodation.
You should also know and understand the filtering process: There are no leaders of Anonymous. Nothing about Anonymous is official, ever. If you see someone breaking the first two conditions of Anonymous, you can be assured that they are not the idea.
Good luck.

>>509297160 (OP)
eglin pedo jew fag.

>>509297511
Well said.

>>509297160 (OP)
Peace flag tells you to enlist and die for kikes. Seems about right. Kill yourself, agent Smith.

>>509297160 (OP)

OP IS ALREADY A PART OF BEING A FLAMING NIGGER FAGGOT BRIGADE. iT'S TOO LATE.

>>509297160 (OP)
I don’t feel like raping enemy soldiers and shooting children trying to get food kikes.
Maybe some other time

>>509297160 (OP)
No. But please kindly do the needful and kys.

>>509297160 (OP)

>>509297304