take that, chuds!!

>>509305892 (OP)
They do this to generate interest and engagement and chuds fall for it hook, line, and sinker every time

>cat in the hat clearly takes place in some alternate reality where things are clearly cartoonified and fun
>every fucking movie tries to make fun of how silly it is to have a talking cat
Like these guys never watched sesame street or blue's clues man

>>509305892 (OP)
that bitch macing a cat D:
that is not whimsical at all

>>509306031
I own a bakery. Every morning at 7am I blast my fresh breadrolls with the runniest, foulest diarrhea I can muster that day. This makes me the talk of the town, and I already went viral several times from this.
Very soon this engagement and permanent discussion of how shit my store is will translate into big cash, I just feel it!

>>509306031
Lol we arent watching niggers or letting our kids watch anything with niggers in it. That was made for kikes hahahhaha. Kikes love nigger shit cock

>>509305892 (OP)
>niggers in my Cat in the Hat movie

The west is dead.

>>509305892 (OP)
a nubian kween and a pajeet. lol

>>509306031
>They do this to generate interest and engagement
it does neither, and instead instigates anger, rage and hatred, emotions that are the antithesis to making money.

no one rage-watches this race-baiting trash
it gets ruthlessly hated on (which it deserves) tanks at the 'box-office' than gets wiped from all memory as the cycle begins again

>>509306031
You are giving them too much credit. You think they are playing some 5d chess game, just like people think Trump is when he sucks off jews, he just likes the taste. They just want to push niggers as much as possible, it has nothing to do with engagement, money, ratings, its just about putting niggers in as much as they can.

>watching jewslop in 2025
>listening to goytunes in 2025

Could never be me.

>>509306307
lmao

>>509306425
>tanks at the 'box-office'
Making money is not a success metric for propaganda.

>>509306307
>I own a bakery. Every morning at 7am I blast my fresh breadrolls with the runniest, foulest diarrhea I can muster that day. This makes me the talk of the town, and I already went viral several times from this.
>Very soon this engagement and permanent discussion of how shit my store is will translate into big cash, I just feel it!

jew logic truly is surreal anymore
the seething unadulterated hatred they have for "white folks" oozes out of every pour, every orifice of their being at this point
absolutely no moment can be spared not thrashing the goyim from every possible vector

>>509305892 (OP)

>>509305892 (OP)
Imagine giving a shit about the jew-screens in 2025. Good goyim. Now go cut your dick off and never be a woman.

>>509305892 (OP)
Why did they change the look of thing one and thing two

>>509306205
The live-action movie actually played it straight.

>>509306539
>Making money is not a success metric for propaganda.
im well aware

This is the future. Even if the product:
>1.doesn't sell,
>2.is critically-panned
or
>3.utterly 'flops'
the ESG rating of the company goes up for doing this, and they make money.
the "Success" is derived merely from delivering the 'message' (shit-lib propaganda).
"Woke" Companies/products are 'built-to-lose' and infact, its completely irrelevant whether a product is profitable or not, as the 'message-it-self' was the KPI for the company. Funding is secured solely on the basis of the participants willingness to deliver liberal-world-order messaging.
ESG-scores create a future where only the most contrived, explicitly political, focus-grouped, boardroom approved, socially engineered products surface for mere moments before being consumed by the oblivion of the next, an endless escalation of the ludicrious

Further, the effects can only endlessly escalate in both ferocity and illogicality as time goes on.
>"Go woke, Go Broke"
Will never work, because the companies are "built to lose" now.

>>509305892 (OP)
Only jews and niggers will watch this garbage.

>>509305892 (OP)
Oh no black people in a movie about a rhyming cat, true oppression of the white race!

>niggers abuse cats

yeap we knew that

>>509306031
>interest and engagement
Funny how it never translates to sales/views

>>509305892 (OP)
The coon is a loon.

>>509305892 (OP)
I didn't know the cat in the hat was asking his neighbors to keep it down.
He lives in a ghetto now. His neighbors are brown.

Dr Seuss has such a unique art style. Why are they abandoning it for grubhub pixar style?

The live-action Grinch actually cared about the source material.

The blackie characters aren't even the worst part of that trailer. The animation and art style genuinely looks repulsive in an uncanny way.

>>509306307
>flag
Checks out.

>>509306031
You may think that but it's really just self-inserting. Someone on the animation staff looks exactly like that.

>>509305892 (OP)
Shouldn't it be "El gato en el sombrero"

>>509306944
Not really, but in a way that still worked. It was set in a strange world where everything was freakishly perfect and not very fun at all. Which makes the kids just accepting the cartoonish cat more amusing.

I think they forgot...

>>509306031
>muh chuds
Maybe (((they))) save on marketing costs, but does it translate to box office success?

>>509306031

>>509306031
>They wasted millions to ragebait 20k chuds in twattar

>>509306031
and then nobody actually goes and watches the slop, so is it actually effective?

>>509306031
>ha ha we owned the chuds with our marketing
Movie comes out
>WHY ARE OUR MOVIES FLOPPING?? CHUDS CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS!!

What is with this animation style being used in everything?

>>509306205
In the original book the only cartoonified fun things happen because of the cat. The kids are just regular kids stuck in their regular house because it's raining.

>>509306031
No, it's just the writers self insert. They don't care if it sells at all, some jew read that black women will buy his movie if he lets some black lady write it, so she does stupid things.

>>509307133
Correct.

>>509306031
then the movie flops and we all laugh at it, gottem!

>>509305892 (OP)
Cats are for faggots

>>509306031
just call a spade a nigger, you dumb nigger.

>>509308491
The point is the kids don't question the appearance of the Cat because they live in a world where that sort of thing is possible. Their fish can talk by the way.