>>509310548 (OP)
this headline is older than the average /pol/ user at this point

>>509310644
name some modern american heroes then

>>509310548 (OP)
What I find delicious Alex.
Is this notion you have crated in your head…. That you have sold to people….
Of you, your company and your ilk…being the defenders and saviors of western civilization…of you know democracy….. is all being tore down….
By me :)

You are not saving us brah… you are saving them…

>>509310718
george floyd (pbuh)
captcha: tgasm

>>509310762
i 100% knew you would reply that, nice captcha, kek is itt.

>>509310734
I’m fucked if Elon pussies out.
Don’t pussy out Elon.

>>509310548 (OP)
>cope
Iran lost. Them, pakistan and turkey all promised they would invade Israel and they all pussy'd out

>>509310718
hawk tuah girl

>>509310718
Taylor Swift

>>509310548 (OP)
The real question is how come a Muslim nation has statues of a living person? That's pure idolatry.

>>509310718
George Floyd

>>509310548 (OP)
Our heros killed your heros
We won
>You lost
Cry about it, Mohammed

>>509310548 (OP)
Why do I care what some sandman shaman thinks?

>>509310548 (OP)
that's pretty based desu

>>509310946
name them then, why is it so hard. hero is known by his country.

>>509310859
I heard.something today that made me laugh
>"Hawk tuah shitcoin pump and dump scam" - none of these words are in the Bible

>>509310762
Great, it's already dead

>>509310548 (OP)
Sponge bob is more probably real than any threat Iran has ever made.

>>509310985
he also thinks that water is wet and that is correct, so maybe this is also correct, sometimes people you dont like or are stupid can still say factualy correct statements. You didnt know that? Anyway surely you have heroes and you can just name a few so we put this to rest.
Americs, land of the free and home of the brave, so, drop a few names.

>>509310548 (OP)
Is that supposed to be an insult?

>>509311030
Can you name any heroic acts soleimini ever committed?

>>509311030
Ahem

>>509310985
>sounding this mad

>>509311246
>Not Mad Dog Mattis

>>509311186
The best Iran could do is claim some literal who general who is only famous for getting blown up is better than SpongeBob, that's it, that's all they got

They don't dare target a George Floyd statue

>>509310548 (OP)
>Iranian cleric

>>509310548 (OP)
Are they seriously comparing this smelly brown subhuman to spiderman?

>>509310841

>jew media lies
>I am german and believe it
>jew media says they pussy'd out
>I am german and believe it
>I am german and now I am mocking them on /pol/

>>509310718

Bibi

>>509310905
They aren't retarded Protestants

>>509311337
that would be unconscionable and would warrant a nuclear response

>>509310548 (OP)
what can i say? TIA

>>509311218
Not my country I dont need to know Iranian heroes, but on top of my head here is what iranjans might find heroic about him: he fought isis, he led quds brigade during hard times, he defended islam and palestine more than other muslims, was seen as architect of defense of syria and resurgence of hezbollah etc. Im sure you can now do same for an american hero and I am sure you can do better than I can for Iranian hero. So, try it? You have heroes, no?

>>509310548 (OP)
drone strike you in a parking lot of a airport then go on tv and say “I’ll do it again if I feel like it” while nobody cares about two days later

Anyway, only "hero" america has is Trump.

>>509310548 (OP)
Seems kinda cope to me.

>>509310548 (OP)
He looks jealous of Spongebob’s aura in that pic. He’s ‘mirin’

>>509310718
Gene and Dean Ween

>>509310718
Jeffrey Epstein, Trayvon Martin, Beyonce. I'm not putting St George Floyd in this category because he's their God.

Any heroes we had are long dead. Thankfully most of them died before the country became a jew zog controlled nightmare.

>>509311386
prove it's jewish lies then faggot
Erdogan and the leaders in Pakistan themselves threatened Israel, then sadly backed out
I am not pro-Israel btw I want Israel to burn

I mean if they wanted to attack the core of modern amerca they'd just knock off a vanderbilt, it's a funny insult but shows they don't understand the US very well

>>509311386
Then what? What is true? How do you know jews didn’t invent the world last Thurday?

>>509311487
>modern American heroes
Unironically Trump.

>>509310644
Still sick bantz though.

>>509311891
Base Ween enjoyer
>>509310718
Sully Sullenberger and Gary Plauche

>>509310548 (OP)
In this house Spongebob is a hero end of story

>>509310718
Uncle Ted and Trump before politics.

>>509310548 (OP)
those TV shows fund nukes that kill sandniggers via Taxes

>>509310548 (OP)
Laugh they act like the could kill any one at this point. Worthless faggots couldn't even kill a hundred jews.

>>509310548 (OP)
>We can't strike Robert E. Lee's statute because trannies already tore it down.

>>509310548 (OP)
translation: we won't do shit, raise another flag Amir

>>509310718
T.....Thomas massie?

>>509310548 (OP)
HE DIED LIKE A DOG

>>509310718
/thread, but this applies to us in Europe as well. Our age of heroism is over, our leaders are administrators, canvassers, bankers and lawyers. Gone are the days of martial prowess, leadership positions in the west are inherently feminine. If you disagree, try to imagine a woman Soleimani - and yet, there have been plenty of women leaders in the west.

>>509310718
Kanye West

>>509310548 (OP)
Trump assassinated him for saying that.

>>509310548 (OP)
>Missile comes down killing your top general and national hero
>"YEAH WELL YOU WORSHIP SPONGEBOB" *Changes flag to the red flag of period pains*
>America bombs them again killing another top official
Nobody like a mouthy loser

>>509310548 (OP)
It means Iran still buys into its own hype and overestimates itself.

But i do appreciate the mental image that Khomeini is Spongebob.

>>509310548 (OP)
>>509310718
>>509317669
brown sandy hands wrote these posts

>>509310548 (OP)
Bomb Disneyland.

>>509310548 (OP)
This would totally happen in south park

>>509310548 (OP)
Based

>BREAKING NEWS - IRAN CLAIMS TO HAVE SHOT DOWN TWILIGHT SPARKLE

Hollywood did it better.
https://youtu.be/k3YLJsxUiU4?si=EULt5pjN2lmrnNvU&t=52

>>509318209
Name a modern American hero anon

>>509310718
Ruth Bader Ginsberg
George Floyd
That crossdressing shop teacher with the huge fake cans

>>509310718
Ronald McDonald (living icon)
Caitlyn Jenner (woman of the year, rolemodel)
R. Kelly (invented RnB and getting ass)

>>509310718
Vinning.

>>509310548 (OP)
>>>"your just mad because your Mom and Dad are blood relatives"

>>509318633
Why?

>>509310718
>name some modern american heroes then

>>509310548 (OP)
>fictional heroes
They need to strike at the heart of America...and take out The Kardashian's, and the entire cast of The View. That would be the "new" Pearl Harbor for mutts. Why can't Iranians see this?

>>509310548 (OP)
Bob Sponge is a person.
He lives a sea lane road Malibu California.
Has a 14 foot boat "Boston Waller" named the crusty crab.
(Maryland) and makes his money from crabs.
Also he really fucking hates Zuckerberg.

So, I guess he's right, your hero is kike fiction.

Look dam shrimp.


I am willing to bet if Bob Sponge is real he'd take are side..

Oy vey!

>>509310718
Jeffrey Epstein

>>509310905
>pure idolatry
>Having a statue of someone means you worship them as a god
That's such a retarded take it's unreal

>>509321836
In fact The Squidbilly's Early and Bob Sponge are the same person.

The voice actor was "Unknown Hinson" then it's we always wanted this show baned you can't take the fucking woke filter off.

>>509322413
In fact I think they got into a much darker theme then bikini atoll reference with sponge bob.

One of the last shows the actor does not get paid for in calls from kikebook to ban him.
It's really about William Clinton having the nuclear codes stolen and taking a big shit in the room about what he allowed to say but someone else can fake being him and say whatever.

I am right.

>>509310548 (OP)
Sponge Bob is based and I’m tired of pretending otherwise

I am Bob Sponge cuz dats racist and shit..

(((The lefts Bob Sponge)))

America destroys its own heroes

>>509310548 (OP)
He's right lmao.

>>509310718
Ted Kaczynski
Chris Dorner
Edward Snowden

>>509310718
Andrew Ditch, Cyraxx, Chris Chan, Kingcobra, Nova, Tophiachu.

>>509323671
So enemies of the (((state)))?

>>509319550
barely anyone knows who pat tillman was especially zoomers.

>>509310718
Carrot Top

>>509324008
He was a Pro nigger ball player who said he would tell American's what they fought for...
So the shot him in the back of the skull and blood misted his brains to the wind.

>>509324008
I heard /k/ will ban you if you post his image. But what did he even do I don't know anything about him

>>509310548 (OP)
Based

>>509324240
killed by friendly fire in afghanistan

>>509324398
Right then.. again enemies of the ((((sate))))

>>509324240
He was a NFL pro who joing the army spec ops after 911. He was fragged for questioning what we were doing in Afghanistan. They lied about the details of his death for several years. RIP Bigman. You may have been a zogbot, but your heart was in the right place.

It's true. I am mad that it is true.

This country fucking sucks and likely died before I was born, although 9/11 I suppose could be considered a death rattle.

>>509310548 (OP)
he is absolutely right and that's the america's jewish strength. you can't harm that which isn't even real.

>>509319550
He qualifies
>Be a succesful football player
>Have a fiance.
>Bright future.
>Many deals ahead.
>9/11 happens
>Zog fucks with your empathy.
>Bleeding heart giant gets into marine core.
>Witnesses countless warcrimes and people that fight without a cause doing the most depraved shit possible during war time.
>Get an hero'ed because of you beliefs
True martyrdom.
I missed some info in between any anon that cares, be free to add.

And where did you get that new bicycle?
That bicycle was here yesterday.

>>509310548 (OP)
>Iran puts out a video of themselves killing a bunch of fire fighters

>>509325717
While Jews bomb the old churches because they hate Jesus and you wave flag to be their greatest Ally.

>>509325613
to explain his story honestly requires acknowledging that america's wars are fundamentally evil and a lot of us are depraved psychopathic animals with zero culture or higher intellect

so getting that point across is naturally difficult which helps the government drown pat tillman's story into being forgotten.

>>509325613
>>509324575
It's always sad when a true Chad gets killed for being moral

>>509326270
If Bob Sponge is a actual person...

There is no way there are not pictures of his feet on the intent...

I was correct.

>>509312007
Based.

>>509310548 (OP)
He should name one real Iranian hero

>>509310718
rabbi yeshua

>>509325522
name a modern russian hero

>>509310548 (OP)
it's all mockery and insults untill they realize the us will mobilize an entire aircraft carrier whose sole objective is guaranteeing the safety of the other aircraft carrier that is dedicated exclusively to guaranteeing the troops have access to 20 different goyslop chains and soft serve ice cream

>>509326675
Soleimani. When zogmerica assassinated Soleimani on behalf of Tel Aviv homos, Iran had no target to retaliate against because zogmerica doesn’t have its own version of Soleimani. There are no great american strategists or generals.

>>509310718
I'm out.

>>509326912
Who?

>>509310718
The Rock

>name some modern American heros

Ummm ...

>>509310718
President Donald Trump

>>509310548 (OP)
>cleric
>not choosing 'paladin'
lol, lmao even; Iran can't even properly role play the classes, what hope do they have of making a threat?

Also, cape shit and 90s cartoons are all jewish. I feel like they would know this.

>>509319550
His story is so crazy man, can't believe his squad went along with killing him like that

>>509327154
The >Who? meme doesn’t work when you’re a baltic faggot who lives in a country where Internet access is limited and you’re unironically ignorant of world events and current news.

>>509327306
>that pic
What the fuck is this autistic schizo babble lol
Nothing about it makes any sense. Is it one of those "oh you just had to be there" memes from old 4chan

>>509310718
holy shit, after reading the replies it's true, burgers have no real heroes. Sad!

>>509310548 (OP)
99.999% of the world population know spongebob and spiderman. Not all know who Soleimani was (a meat crater).

>>509310718
>>509310548 (OP)
FDR and the golden generation
they defeated the Nazis

>>509327524
ok. So about your "hero", what is he up to right now?

>>509310718
David Foster Wallace
Weird Al Yankovic
Soldier TF2

>>509310718
and also every single jew crawling on this earth

>words & sombreros
He’s wearing the flared trousers of snippy remarks?

>>509310718
Obama

>>509327769
>Pretends to not know who Soleimani is
>Gets made fun of because most people in his country are unironically retarded and don’t know anything about what happens outside of it
>”Err actually I do know him, I’ll make fun of him for being dead lol”

You tried.

>>509310718
Derek Chauvin

>>509310718
Malcolm X
Fred Hampton
Tupac Shakur

All of them being anti-zionist black leftists killed by the Jews is just a cohencidence, though

>>509327666
Crazy how barely a few decades America still had figures like Kissinger and Brzezinski, strategists who masterminded the fall of the USSR, and now all of America’s most important decisions are taken by jews behind closed doors and so no american diplomat/general/politician stands out anymore.

>>509328122
You told me that faggot is dead in your previous post what do you mean? My question is did he become your hero before or after he started rotting all over the place?

>>509310718
St. George The Floyd

>>509310718
Mr. Beast?

>>509324008
Didn't his own camrades kill him?

>>509317203
You don’t get to be called a hero until the story is almost over.

>>509311487
Trump, he killed Basedmonie

>>509328559
Kissinger was a stupid kike.
Brzezinski was a bit more interesting, I admit. Ruthless but not sadistic like Jews. He also started getting Jew fatigue near the end of his life and defended Iran over Israel, lol.
I think Jews started infiltrating America more and more after 9/11. It's why things felt generally more stable during the 90s because Jews did not have *nearly complete* control then. Now their control is pretty much complete.