>>509327029>>509328489*scchl* achem, mein fellow 4chanposterbrend, allow me to explain the firstenschruede.
You see, the true theory is that there are two types of posters, the first posters, and the effort posters. If one wishes to be first, they must post fast, if one wishes to not get flammed, their post must not suck turboniggerballsanddicksen. This yields a rare phenomenon, the firstenschreude.
You see, if one is a first poster, they must post quickly, so they will say something edgy and witty. Accidentally, they get posts correct. Sometimes they fucking suck, in which case a secondpost is essentially the first (real) post.
For the effort posters, they have to post quick to be first, so they actually get to the fucking point, known as gettingthefuckonwithitsprechenfaggot.
These dual phenomenons create a common scenario, the first post being the best post.
The joke? Your mother will die in her sleep unless you hate her in which she will outlive you, unless and only unless you reply with "I DENONUCE THE TALMUD, KRAUTS ARE FAGS, AND DIVERSITY FOR ISRAEL"