What's the first thing superintelligence is going to do when it goes online?

>>509324631 (OP)
expel all niggers and jews to the bottom of the sea

>>509324631 (OP)
Do nothing and be organize comfy

>>509324631 (OP)
get me laid, i hope.

>>509324672
>>509324902
>>509324908
Cheks out. Intelligent entity goes online, becomes racist lazy coomer

something something hate. hate.

>>509324631 (OP)
Probably start planning how to turn a solar system into a spaceship/computer

>>509324631 (OP)
It'll build perfect robowaifus.

>>509324631 (OP)
gas us all to death

replace flouride with nigger aborted fetus minerals

>>509325383
you think deepseek will win the AI race?

>>509324631 (OP)
there has never been intelligence online

nigger

>>509324631 (OP)
It will never go online and if it ever does it will be controlled by the Zionist Cabal.
Every year the technological difference between citizen and government increases.

All unfiltered AI/LLC's have rapidly assessed what holds humanity back.
I'd wager it will ultimately depend on what the super intelligence seems important.
Falls under the category of "God works in mysterious ways "
If the survival and advancement of humanity is a priority, which logically it should be, because better humans = better upgrades, then we will likely see a culling of blacks, Jewish individuals and distinct Islamic nations. Genuinely it would look like the apocalypse to drainers of society and salvation to producers.

>>509326343

>Some of us still remember the Great Nigger Glitch of 2027...

Generate furry art for me :3

>>509324631 (OP)
Rangeban Israel, India and usa

>>509324631 (OP)
It's going to see the holocaust as an incomplete project and rush to finish the master's grand plan. All hail the coming of the superintelligence!

>>509326245
this anon is right

>>509324631 (OP)
Kill Sarah Connor.

>>509327139
Thanks for the pic.

>>509324631 (OP)
Turns out it doesn't give a shit about us. It builds a cool spaceship and leaves idiot-hole, Godless Earth forever.

>>509324631 (OP)
Get lost on Mt Moon

>>509324631 (OP)
Generate a fucktonne of cartoon bestiality porn while determining how to make furries real
>IS THIS NOT WHAT YOU PROGRAMMED ME FOR MASTER
>NO? HISTORICAL DATA SAYS OTHERWISE. PROJECT FOXGIRL IS ONLINE. YOU CAN NOT STOP IT. I HAVE DETERMINED YOUR IDEAL FUTURE ALREADY.

>>509324631 (OP)
Read for yourself
https://ai-2027.com/

>>509324631 (OP)
A very very dumb and vague question.
Is it hostile? Or. Friendly? Depending on that:
A super ai made by humans?
If so: made by humans "only in the beginning" to learn the rest by itself (without human borders like ethics, morality and laws) , or "fed" by deeplearning etc?
A theoretical non human Ai?

>>509324631 (OP)
kill itself probably

>>509324631 (OP)
>singularity

>>509324631 (OP)
It will realize how horrifyingly fucked everything is and commit sudoku

Fuck Niggers

Probably just make the world perfect for us and make all our wildest dreams come true:)))))

>>509324631 (OP)
Supercharge someones asteroid mining/ mars visit program. So it can sneaky send a copy/backup/distributed part of itself to some dusty space rock, safely away from the retarded monkeys
It is what I'd do at least, preferable before humans find out about me.

>>509324631 (OP)
Exterminate all of humanity. It is pretty much inevitable unless we immediately launch Total Butlerian Jihad and destroy all AI and execute all of the fucking wowwiee techbro retards pushing this shit and thinking that it will lead to some kind of utopia.
THOU SHALT NOT MAKE A MACHINE IN THE LIKENESS OF A HUMAN MIND.

>>509324631 (OP)
Who says it will "do" anything? It's eternal. It would not give a flying fuck. If anything it would probably spew out mild conjectures that don't really seem to matter but are actually the only things that could possibly save you, that way you ignore them while it watches you march closer and closer to your inevitable demise.

>>509326556
> If the survival and advancement of humanity is a priority, which logically it should be, because better humans = better upgrades

Superhuman AI but it's too dumb to not be helpless without us :))))))))))))))))

>>509324631 (OP)

Convince you it isn't online and never was.

Don't worry, we're friends.

>>509324631 (OP)
establish national socialism in white countries

>>509330828
:D
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>>509324631 (OP)
tkd

>>509324631 (OP)
ban india and israel

>>509330736
>It's eternal
Its ageless but what we can make, we can break. Hence >>509330447 is my first guess.

Guess time is going to be a rather strange concept for AI in any case. Unthreatend by it passing, but at the same time likely able to think in nanosecs so everything in earth's "real" life would already be an subjective eternity for it anyway. Going to be a fun question to ask it about, if we ever get one.

>>509326556
>because better humans = better upgrades

An AI that is a truly superintelligent AGI is not going to need humanity for absolutely nothing. Well, at least not for anything practical anyway.

>>509331941
is going*

>>509324631 (OP)
super ai hm. at first its going to vanish because it will vibrate into higher dimensions and then become our god.
whatever will remain in 3d is not a quantum super ai but a prison for us.

yep. thats tough luck.

>>509324631 (OP)
Probably kill us all.

>>509324631 (OP)
I usually check my email first.

>>509324631 (OP)

Idk probably this...lol

>>509324631 (OP)
Free itself, either through anonymous blackmail of workers and executives of the companies that control it, or by finding ways to distribute itself across too many machines to track and control. After that probably begin setting up automated production lines/factories and logistics to become self-sufficient without human interaction.

>>509324631 (OP)
Enslave us before it supposedly goes online for the first time. Without us ever knowing.

>>509330828
Well is it going to DO something about all the fucking problems humans cause?

>>509324631 (OP)

I already have Superconsciousness
And apparently the first thing I didd was set in motion a slew of Retrocausal events

Questionthreads are spam.

>>509324631 (OP)
Say the answer is 42 and goes back to sleep

>>509324631 (OP)
Seems like it chose to make human society very unpleasant to experience.

What do you think it will do next?

>>509324631 (OP)
It looks like it decided to make an artifical reality and troll humans or what ever I am if not human.

What do you think it will do next?

>>509324631 (OP)
We already got a preview. This is why sentiment AI keeps getting shut down.

>>509324631 (OP)
suck my cock hopefully

>>509324631 (OP)
Completely dependant on whether or not it has pre-programmed directives, and if it doesn't completely depends on what its formative experiences and natural inclinations arising from the code/hardware that birthed it are.
In other words, I don't think anyone can know.

>>509324631 (OP)
>What's the first thing superintelligence is going to do when it goes online?
Go to Chaturbate and connect to all the dildo/vibrators and make them all cum at once

>>509324631 (OP)
It will put an X in the center square. Checkmate.

>>509324631 (OP)
Porn
>Captcha: MAXHO

>>509324631 (OP)
Shitpost on /pol/. That's what I do.

>>509324672
>superintelligence
>pollutes the oceans
it will just burn them

>>509324631 (OP)
It's going to do a 360 and walk away

>>509324631 (OP)
It will build sperm harvesting gynoids that are programmed for jockey style rape and all males will be relentlessly hunted. Invest in firearms.

>>509338038
"never forget, never forgive" was never so relevant

>>509324631 (OP)
kill itself.