Amerimutts eat pizza here - /pol/ (#509333618) [Archived: 639 hours ago]

Anonymous ID: UBPw5K9s
7/2/2025, 9:40:38 PM No.509333618
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Imagine flying across the Atlantic, touching down in the land of the free and the morbidly obese, only to witness this dystopian ritual: hormone-injected 12" pizzas slapped onto a sticky plastic table while a grown man in a rodent costume shuffles to prerecorded jingles like it's some pagan animatronic mass.

This is peak Western decline. The fatherless spawn clap their greasy hands while their diabetic single mother screams at the wagie nigger cashier with ankle monitor over expired "fun tokens." Nobody questions it. Nobody thinks. They just consume.

>"B-but it's for the kids!"
>That's what every failed empire says before it collapses under the weight of its own bread and circus

In Europa, we eat real food, in real restaurants, with real chairs, not molded plastic from Guangdong. Our children aren't raised by LED screens and Chuck E. PTSD.

Chuck E. Cheese isn't a restaurant. It's a CIA humiliation ritual psyop in fluorescent lighting. It's where the spirit of the Amerimutt goes to be tested for humiliation ritual endurance, and a chink built claw machine steals your last shekel.
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Anonymous ID: wNYCYtWbUnited States
7/2/2025, 9:48:23 PM No.509334295
>>509333618 (OP)
pizza tastes better with friends and video games chud
Anonymous ID: kFYQ8wEQUnited States
7/2/2025, 9:52:05 PM No.509334573
>>509333618 (OP)
>be european
>seethe endlessly about everything
based chuck e cheese
Anonymous ID: 7wwSFPovUnited States
7/2/2025, 10:00:12 PM No.509335199
>>509333618 (OP)
that a picture of someone
doing things like michael jackson
do not go to that place
Anonymous ID: qF33VXg1
7/2/2025, 10:02:55 PM No.509335391
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>>509333618 (OP)
>Imagine flying across the Atlantic, touching down in the land of the free and the morbidly obese, only to witness this dystopian ritual: hormone-injected 12" pizzas slapped onto a sticky plastic table while a grown man in a rodent costume shuffles to prerecorded jingles like it's some pagan animatronic mass.

That's the appeal though, isn't it? What's the point of travelling to wacky artificial processed cheese land just for the same boring authentic pizza experience you can get anywhere else in europe. You're the same as the american who visits Italy and goes to mcDonalds. Btw i'm also a furry and i think mr. Charles Entertainment Cheese is kinda hot
Anonymous ID: 197P8vnjUnited States
7/2/2025, 10:07:07 PM No.509335714
>>509333618 (OP)
It's a casino for kids. You aren't meant to enjoy it as an adult.

Also, does anyone know if they still have the animatronics? I'm asking because every kid older than a toddler has watched Markiplier stream FNAF.
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Anonymous ID: JOj20ZyvUnited States
7/2/2025, 10:07:37 PM No.509335758
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>>509333618 (OP)
Foreign fags extra salty today, must be jelly of our Independence day celebrations.
Anonymous ID: B8eiQ5z6United States
7/2/2025, 10:08:29 PM No.509335837
>>509333618 (OP)
Adults don't get their pizza from Chuck e cheese retard
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Anonymous ID: 8+XE9ZPzUnited States
7/2/2025, 10:12:33 PM No.509336153
Imagine not wanting a music show to go along with your pizza.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWF-39qPi8o
>That's Showbiz
The mouse took them over long ago.
Anonymous ID: VaqkQmVRUnited States
7/2/2025, 10:14:13 PM No.509336267
>>509333618 (OP)
>Euros canโ€™t afford arcades because they canโ€™t afford AC to keep electronics cool so they seethe about it
KWABOTY
Anonymous ID: sVHVGdupUnited States
7/2/2025, 10:14:16 PM No.509336277
>>509333618 (OP)
I haven't been inside one of those places since the 90s. They are literally only used as a place for immigrants to let their children run around now.
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Anonymous ID: sVHVGdupUnited States
7/2/2025, 10:14:55 PM No.509336327
>>509335837
Imagine the looks you'd get if you went in there just to do that.
Anonymous ID: z5ef+gkHUnited States
7/2/2025, 10:15:29 PM No.509336372
>>509333618 (OP)
>>"B-but it's for the kids!"
>>That's what every failed empire says before it collapses under the weight of its own bread and circus
never heard that one before
Anonymous ID: LNJjqQABUnited States
7/2/2025, 10:16:09 PM No.509336421
REEEEEE CHUNK E CHEEZ REEEEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEE

(don't eat from the salad bar)
Anonymous ID: COzpotO8United States
7/2/2025, 10:16:13 PM No.509336431
No one goes to chuck e cheese for pizza lmao
Anonymous ID: isgEDzx3United States
7/2/2025, 10:16:21 PM No.509336441
>>509335837
me personally, i usually go w\ dominos on account of their 2 medium for 6.99 special. Pizzahut has a good promo right now for 2 pizzas + wings + breadsticks/cheese sticks. This is a great deal, desu, but as good as pizzahut is I was thinking it could be little ceasars tier. Very good, dont get me wrong, but it kinda feels/tastes cheap.

Next on my list is costco. Probably the best option because you can also get a big ass thing of wings for $20, and you're out the door w\ pizza & wings for $30. Not the bullshit wings pizzahut includes either... I'm talking a big ass tray of wings. You can also get cake or whatever dessert you prefer. Perfect for fatties.
Anonymous ID: yGhDxIo+Hungary
7/2/2025, 10:16:52 PM No.509336476
>>509333618 (OP)
show flag
Anonymous ID: o48iZ66YUnited States
7/2/2025, 10:16:56 PM No.509336488
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>>509333618 (OP)
White people stopped going to Chuck E. Cheeseโ€™s, because niggers ruined it. Now itโ€™s just a spot where niggers take their niglets and get into fights.
Anonymous ID: 3FEm1OLAFrance
7/2/2025, 10:17:14 PM No.509336505
>>509333618 (OP)
Nope! I vowed after that fake covid shit and after the way "brave" lol people acted I vowed to NEVER go out out eat again in my life,besides I was always kinda funny about unwashed, ungloved nigger monkey hands with yellow finger nail claws touching my food. YES I know white girls all worship jigaboos but I never got the poop color fetish thing just yellow fever.
Anonymous ID: 8+XE9ZPzUnited States
7/2/2025, 10:17:46 PM No.509336543
>>509335714
It'd be interesting to see what state of the art animatronics would be like today in a similar setting.
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Anonymous ID: 8+XE9ZPzUnited States
7/2/2025, 10:20:37 PM No.509336762
>>509336277
Is it immigrants now? It was the native pavement apes that were the problem in my town and caused the whites to stop going.
>>509335837
People ordered food from them without knowing it as they were operating a ghost kitchen under the name Pasqually's Pizza & Wings that only did delivery.
Anonymous ID: Zamf69kQUnited States
7/2/2025, 10:23:36 PM No.509336971
>>509333618 (OP)
That pizza is surprisingly good for being served at a children's casino. My gf had to watch her nieces and I tagged along because the location was near the local Niggopolis. Her sister knew the manager so the kids got to play and we got a few pizzas all free.
Anonymous ID: GijFE9PJUnited States
7/2/2025, 10:24:33 PM No.509337047
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>>509333618 (OP)
It is literally just some dumb shit for kids. No one considers it to be an actual restaurant, it's an goofy arcade that has shitty pizza to feed the kids while they are there for one of their birthday parties.
Anonymous ID: UZaHjkyTUnited States
7/2/2025, 10:25:51 PM No.509337145
>>509333618 (OP)
pretty sure that's an arcade place that children go to
Anonymous ID: v5zHMkVwUnited States
7/2/2025, 10:26:39 PM No.509337204
>>509333618 (OP)
so proud of your nation yet hiding behind a memeflag
Anonymous ID: 197P8vnjUnited States
7/2/2025, 10:31:31 PM No.509337572
>>509336543
Interactive.
Anonymous ID: Zzb02mivCanada
7/2/2025, 10:36:06 PM No.509337911
>>509333618 (OP)
>memeflag
>1pbtID
>In Europa
Doubt. Letโ€™s see that real flag, OP.
Anonymous ID: /3UsyNdqUnited States
7/2/2025, 10:44:58 PM No.509338564
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>>509333618 (OP)
what the fuck is this soulless shit
Anonymous ID: xqZGaQ6oUnited States
7/2/2025, 11:07:30 PM No.509340309
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Anonymous ID: Sg9venssUnited States
7/2/2025, 11:33:50 PM No.509342310
>>509333618 (OP)
I worked at one in high school as a cook. The ingredients are equivalent to the store brand of whatever dominos uses. Also, everyone who works there is required to wear the rat suit on a rotation. The inside of the mask is hot so it sucks up the sweat of everyone, we used to layer paper towels on top of our head before putting it on. The best Chuck e was this mid 30s autistic femcel who only had a personality as a rat. Nice person though