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Anonymous (ID: x1uYS0w8) 7/2/2025, 10:31:31 PM No.509337573 [Report] >>509337690 >>509337852 >>509337895 >>509338029 >>509338403 >>509338642
he’s been cooming for 2000 years
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they said he’d come again

they didn’t say he’d never stop
Anonymous (ID: y0Wi4WZc) United States 7/2/2025, 10:33:01 PM No.509337690 [Report]
>>509337573 (OP)
the jewish carpenter will descend from the skies and save us all in 2 more weeks
Anonymous (ID: saGM2YAv) 7/2/2025, 10:35:19 PM No.509337852 [Report] >>509338667
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>>509337573 (OP)
Jesus boiling in his own excrement for all eternity:
>Dont worry guys! I’m nearly finished! I’m gonna cooooooooommm!!!!
Anonymous (ID: Zuzogtfl) United States 7/2/2025, 10:35:49 PM No.509337895 [Report]
>>509337573 (OP)

Yeshua sucks
Anonymous (ID: lMu9qMRL) United States 7/2/2025, 10:37:37 PM No.509338029 [Report]
>>509337573 (OP)
>Jesus is coming!
>He's coming soon!
>He's so close to coming!
>Be there when Jesus comes!
>He's coming for all of us!
Anonymous (ID: 4xTyqWHy) France 7/2/2025, 10:42:40 PM No.509338403 [Report]
>>509337573 (OP)
Al Mahdi aka the Great Monarch comes first and will pave the way to the Messiah as John the Baptist did
'Peter : Rabbi, how will we recognize you ?
Jesus : I will come back with Elijah, he will gather you together and will recognize me'
Anonymous (ID: pYgKG+TO) United States 7/2/2025, 10:43:05 PM No.509338434 [Report] >>509338576
I kinda like this 'new age' theory that jesus already came back and that they're actively covering up the fact that jesus had a 1000 year reign in which things were utopian.

>Free energy
>Vibration healing technology

And now everything is monetized, and satanic.
Anonymous (ID: lMu9qMRL) United States 7/2/2025, 10:45:13 PM No.509338576 [Report]
>>509338434
Really? That's a whole level of cope I've never experienced.
Anonymous (ID: PB9urTAW) 7/2/2025, 10:46:05 PM No.509338642 [Report]
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>>509337573 (OP)
You lost
Anonymous (ID: hMJHrj6I) United States 7/2/2025, 10:46:26 PM No.509338667 [Report]
>>509337852
>It's a Talmudist