they said he’d come again

they didn’t say he’d never stop

>>509337573 (OP)
the jewish carpenter will descend from the skies and save us all in 2 more weeks

>>509337573 (OP)
Jesus boiling in his own excrement for all eternity:
>Dont worry guys! I’m nearly finished! I’m gonna cooooooooommm!!!!

>>509337573 (OP)

Yeshua sucks

>>509337573 (OP)
>Jesus is coming!
>He's coming soon!
>He's so close to coming!
>Be there when Jesus comes!
>He's coming for all of us!

>>509337573 (OP)
Al Mahdi aka the Great Monarch comes first and will pave the way to the Messiah as John the Baptist did
'Peter : Rabbi, how will we recognize you ?
Jesus : I will come back with Elijah, he will gather you together and will recognize me'

I kinda like this 'new age' theory that jesus already came back and that they're actively covering up the fact that jesus had a 1000 year reign in which things were utopian.

>Free energy
>Vibration healing technology

And now everything is monetized, and satanic.

>>509338434
Really? That's a whole level of cope I've never experienced.

>>509337573 (OP)
You lost

>>509337852
>It's a Talmudist