Look at this stupid report, it’s filled with lies. SHE FREAKING STABBED ME and she gets away with it with her stupid female lawyer? God I hate women

>>509343352 (OP)
Is she hot though? Post nudes if so

>>509343432
Obviously she’s hot. And I wouldn’t ever do that FAG

>>509343352 (OP)
Wait…
What kind of trolling is this?
Why do you “two” keep making threads about this?
I’m baffled but somewhat amused

>>509343352 (OP)
OP is a fag
Pesto is besto
I'm gonna fuck your wife after she makes you an arsenic pasta.

>>509343657
I’m his wife here. We’re not trolling. This is our real life. I guess you can say he’s an oddball and sees /pol/ as his therapist

>>509343657
I think its part of the tests they do on us to see if we read past the headline to see its talking about pesto. Those glowie researchers always does tests like that here

>>509343771
>>509343352 (OP)
>>509343760
YOU SERVA THE PESTO
YOU GETTA MOLESTO

FUCK PESTO. GRAVY OR GO FUCK YOUR MOTHER.

>>509343352 (OP)
wait.... you got stabbed because of pesto ?

i hecking hate when that happens !

>>509343352 (OP)
This is why I married a Mexican woman that’s mostly illiterate. I can threaten to deport her, her family if she gets uppity.

>>509343432
le kek tabernac

>>509343352 (OP)
>Cst. Kumsoc
>Sgt. Mcmuffins

>>509343352 (OP)
you cocksmoker.
sgt McMuffins the mountie?
kek.

>>509344029
This... KEK

>>509343932
Op is my husband and I am his wife. I DIDNT STAB HIM. HE THREW MY LASAGNA ON THE FREAKING FLOOR AND BEHAVED LIKE A BABY and thought I was part of some “Jewish conspiracy “ to poison him. He’s the one who tried to hurt me

>>509343352 (OP)
Be careful... She could try to poison the brakes of your car. WITH A SHOVEL!

>>509343760
pesto is delish....
read the officer's name
... this is gayer than the actual mounties

>leaf pilot larper is back

>>509343352 (OP)
You know, this does bring up a moral conundrum. She fed him pesto against his will.
Can we use deception to secretly put things in our spouse's body?
I'd just tell my wife I plan on doing her most hated sex act for that.

>>509344029
They're French

>>509344235
>>509344199
>>509344134
Omg I’m so sorry for my husband outburst. He always throws temper tantrum. I promise you he isn’t a bad guy but you guys convinced him in somehow a fake wife sponsored by the Jews. You made him gone mad and I pay the price

>>509343352 (OP)
>RCMP
>Calgary
Otherwise would have believed it.

>>509343352 (OP)
>Culinary retaliation

Kekius

>>509343352 (OP)
I got a good laugh from an obvious troll post. 10/10 keep up the good work OP and OP’s UK friend. Also hello pilot anon if you’re here(you’re not)

>>509343657
They hate women THAT MUCH

>>509343352 (OP)
If you hate pesto you are not white, there, I said it. Go be subhuman somewhere else.

Calgary has its own police force you fucking idiot. The RCMP wouldn’t be the ones to respond if you put in a call about not liking lasagna. 3/10 for making me respond.

Weird shitposts.

my first wife I was married to for 16 years tried to kill me with a machete, bit I blocked it with a swedish bank blade. it fucki g sparked like in a Kung fu movie. I told her "woah bitch you almost cut off my arm, chill out!" she responded in the most psychotic voice I've ever come out of a woman- " I was aiming for your neck!" I wrestled the machete from her, called the cops and they hauled her to a mental ward for a 3 day hold. she didn't get out for 2 months because she kept saying when she gets out she was gonna kill me. this was because I got home from work earlier than her and had drank the last beer. we had plenty of money for more, and the loquor store was a block away. shes just bp. she ended up doing 4 years for something completely unrelated not too long after I divorced her. luckily my second wife was alot better looking and a much sweeter person. sorry you gotta deal with a crazy bitch, it ain't easy. Chun up, hang in there.

>509343352
forgot to change your flag, vpn shill.

>>509343657
A week ago he sperged out and spammed the catalog with pic related

>>509343657
And a few days ago the same happened, except he started spamming interracial porn instead:
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/509212567/
Notice the colored background grid, similar to >>509346349

The same filter-evading background grid + VPN flags were used in pic related

>>509346446
The image without the filter-evading background

>>509346535
That image + the same VPN behavior is used by the faggot who spams dozens of "DEATH TO WHITE WOMEN" threads every fucking day

>>509343655
>Stabs you
>Poisons you
>Creates fake police report and lies

>Wont post her nudes
You deserve everything you get faggot cuck

He also uses the same VPNs to spam threads with the same topic as pic related

And he's also known to spam this pedo shit

>>509346446
You just got served. See you in court. SHLOMO

>>509343352 (OP)
I put some eggs in my meal they were not expired but one of those eggs was not like the other it the egg yellow instantly was liquified?

His personality rotates between
>spamming "pilot leaf" + "femanon here" larp garbage
>spamming interracial porn
>spamming Elliot Rodger
>spamming "DEATH TO WHITE WOMEN"
>spamming "women are livestock"
>spamming "Eglin general"
>spamming "It's okay to xyz white women"

He also namefags sometimes
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/username/chad%20shoplifter/
https://archived.moe/_/search/boards/_/username/chad%20shoplifter/

>>509346782
Pilot leaf has nothing to do with those posters

This is literally my favorite show now

i know /pol/ is overrun with filthy kikes, stinky pajeets and mentally ill shemales, but feeding this troll is pRedditor tier
you're all faggot retards

>>509343352 (OP)
People who waste cops time like this should be fined 5x to 10x the cops hourly salary x hours wasted
What a waste of everyones time you massive sissy

>>509347122
Fuck you you faggots aren't even fun anymore. I'm convinced the Chinks invaded oz and killed all the white men and nobody knows about it yet because you used to be the life of the party.

>>509347141
That is what tradies ask for in terms of your own wage.

>>509343352 (OP)
kek

>>509345300
at least he's making OC