Why is Christianity so backward?

Maria, who was ten years old and was married to an 80-year-old pedophile from Nazareth, was brutally raped by a 62-year-old Roman pedophile named Panther. Panther, unwilling to take responsibility for impregnating her, convinced Maria that Jesus was the son of God. The stupid little whore raised little Jesus from childhood, instilling in him the belief in his divinity, which is why this illegitimate bastard killed a little boy and tried to rape another boy in the garden. Why were all of Jesus' apostles young men? Why did the apostle John look like a femboy? Is it true that Jesus had a romantic relationship with the apostle John?

Christian fags will just walk past and ignore the subject. Why have artists always drawn Jesus and John like some kind of faggot couple. Did they know something?

Look at this gay shit

>>509345456 (OP)
woah like totally cool fanfiction anon you should write a book.

>>509345941
its like a Rorschach image - it says more about the viewer than the pic.

It looks like a faggot.

Tiberius Julius Abdes Panther, 62-year-old pedophile-rapist, father of Jesus