Anonymous
ID: WTxDm2Cw
7/3/2025, 12:15:41 AM No.509345597
It's gonna get huge.
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This is how pizza will be made in the future - /pol/ (#509345597) [Archived: 688 hours ago]
Anonymous
ID: owQP1/Iw
7/3/2025, 12:19:26 AM No.509345868
>>509345597 (OP)
That terminator doesn't even know how to make a pizza.
That terminator doesn't even know how to make a pizza.
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Anonymous
ID: MHOdzPTT
7/3/2025, 12:20:53 AM No.509345983
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Anonymous
ID: SoS50snD
7/3/2025, 12:22:28 AM No.509346104
>>509345597 (OP)
P Diddy’s cellmate
P Diddy’s cellmate
Anonymous
ID: 5p48xKeu
7/3/2025, 12:23:19 AM No.509346180
Anonymous
ID: rn2auUH0
7/3/2025, 12:24:08 AM No.509346228
Anonymous
ID: UXdS9Wcf
7/3/2025, 12:24:38 AM No.509346265
Anonymous
ID: ARSm9n1y
7/3/2025, 12:29:24 AM No.509346588
>>509345597 (OP)
They already make pizza like that in the ethnic shops.
They already make pizza like that in the ethnic shops.
Anonymous
ID: 09G3MeM2
7/3/2025, 12:30:28 AM No.509346657
Meanwhile in the human run pizza kitchen...
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Anonymous
ID: usKnUdLz
7/3/2025, 12:30:58 AM No.509346694
Anonymous
ID: FKKU0cIv
7/3/2025, 12:32:19 AM No.509346797
>>509345597 (OP)
stuffed crust
stuffed crust
Anonymous
ID: lOsubfmi
7/3/2025, 12:32:26 AM No.509346803
>>509346657
Meanwhile, the customers that eat at human run pizza...
Meanwhile, the customers that eat at human run pizza...
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Anonymous
ID: N2ZtEmPz
7/3/2025, 12:34:34 AM No.509346945
>>509346803
I'd rather shitpost from my basement all my life than get cucked by a 2/10 hag.
I'd rather shitpost from my basement all my life than get cucked by a 2/10 hag.
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Anonymous
ID: 0ut9kTis
7/3/2025, 12:34:51 AM No.509346966
>noone posted pic related already
I'm surrounded by zoomers!
I'm surrounded by zoomers!
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Anonymous
ID: h7trknjC
7/3/2025, 12:42:36 AM No.509347561
>>509346803
Sick! Two whole slices of pizza for letting some stranger deep-dick my pig ugly "wife!" Now that's the life!
Sick! Two whole slices of pizza for letting some stranger deep-dick my pig ugly "wife!" Now that's the life!
Anonymous
ID: GIKEqSPb
7/3/2025, 12:43:57 AM No.509347671
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Anonymous
ID: H3VeToJU
7/3/2025, 12:45:48 AM No.509347807
>>509345597 (OP)
>When your algorithm tells you to fuck this job but you were not programmed to understand figurative language
>When your algorithm tells you to fuck this job but you were not programmed to understand figurative language
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Anonymous
ID: ydZJjaxI
7/3/2025, 12:46:29 AM No.509347855
Anonymous
ID: A7nqww/A
7/3/2025, 12:49:42 AM No.509348084
>>509345597 (OP)
The authentic italian experience
The authentic italian experience
Anonymous
ID: 8MK+t3BV
7/3/2025, 12:53:47 AM No.509348404
>>509345983
I was gonna say that robot needs a bad dragon dildo strap-on and replace the pizza dough with a naughty Nihon waifu and BOOM instant 10k views on pornhub
I was gonna say that robot needs a bad dragon dildo strap-on and replace the pizza dough with a naughty Nihon waifu and BOOM instant 10k views on pornhub
Anonymous
ID: qUoivomM
7/3/2025, 1:13:26 AM No.509349879
>YOU WANT A BIG SAUSAGE PIZZA???
Anonymous
ID: AcnqP6Hq
7/3/2025, 1:14:26 AM No.509349950
>>509347807
kek
kek
Anonymous
ID: QrmMTJJ+
7/3/2025, 1:16:26 AM No.509350075
>>509345983
but seriously all modern affordable electric motors make a loud whirring/whining when operating at their limit. if youre getting pounded doggystyle by a sex robot and the motor whining gets too high pitched, thats an instant turn off.
but seriously all modern affordable electric motors make a loud whirring/whining when operating at their limit. if youre getting pounded doggystyle by a sex robot and the motor whining gets too high pitched, thats an instant turn off.
Anonymous
ID: K+hV7SX/
7/3/2025, 1:17:21 AM No.509350134
>>509345597 (OP)
>This is how pizza will be made in the future
Brother, this is how they are made now by true italians like me and my family pizza joint.
every thrust we put into the dough, is a thrust of love and appreciation that you chosen our pizza over fucking Tonie's joint next door. Fuck that hairy malaka, his pizza are shit.
>This is how pizza will be made in the future
Brother, this is how they are made now by true italians like me and my family pizza joint.
every thrust we put into the dough, is a thrust of love and appreciation that you chosen our pizza over fucking Tonie's joint next door. Fuck that hairy malaka, his pizza are shit.
Anonymous
ID: N9icjqzb
7/3/2025, 1:20:25 AM No.509350343
>>509345597 (OP)
poor robot lost its mind from wage slaving and snapped
poor robot lost its mind from wage slaving and snapped
Anonymous
ID: R/Ld1egv
7/3/2025, 1:20:55 AM No.509350382
>>509345597 (OP)
Just some bugs need to be fixed on this robots software. Order pizza and it'll be made by a jeet and bugs will come crawling out of the pizza. Vote Zoltan for CA Governor, lets get this dough (UBI).
Just some bugs need to be fixed on this robots software. Order pizza and it'll be made by a jeet and bugs will come crawling out of the pizza. Vote Zoltan for CA Governor, lets get this dough (UBI).
Anonymous
ID: UohQVQSH
7/3/2025, 1:21:59 AM No.509350451
>zoomer thread
Anonymous
ID: 4Uha8emN
7/3/2025, 1:24:26 AM No.509350603
>>509345597 (OP)
FUCK YEAH
FUCK YEAH
Anonymous
ID: LbjmsYT9
7/3/2025, 1:25:21 AM No.509350665
>>509345597 (OP)
Big if true
Big if true
Anonymous
ID: SQsm3ag8
7/3/2025, 1:26:53 AM No.509350775
>>509345597 (OP)
this video scared my gf. apologize
this video scared my gf. apologize
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Anonymous
ID: TTHCBSIO
7/3/2025, 1:29:35 AM No.509350959
>>509345597 (OP)
I wanna buy this lil oven and maybe start to make some dough, bros.
I wanna buy this lil oven and maybe start to make some dough, bros.
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Anonymous
ID: dsWJCAx/
7/3/2025, 1:30:40 AM No.509351021
>>509347711
Seen worse, I'd take her
Seen worse, I'd take her
Anonymous
ID: i+XgdROB
7/3/2025, 1:30:51 AM No.509351031
Anonymous
ID: owQP1/Iw
7/3/2025, 1:30:52 AM No.509351032
>>509350775
Stop trying to brag about having a gf.
Stop trying to brag about having a gf.
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Anonymous
ID: ut9ZAuUq
7/3/2025, 1:31:17 AM No.509351063
Anonymous
ID: Qc8SpWm4
7/3/2025, 1:31:36 AM No.509351082
>>509346803
Why do American homes look like they’re inhabited by gypsies?
Why do American homes look like they’re inhabited by gypsies?
Anonymous
ID: SQsm3ag8
7/3/2025, 1:32:45 AM No.509351172
>>509350959
KEK caramba que coisa. best pizza in the world in NY is not made in some crazy fancy contraption. You just need a wood fire oven made of brick. Plenty of clay in brazil, get to harvesting. Plus it's probably way cheaper to build a brick oven stove than buy whatever that is|
>>509351032
i don't actually have one i just like the webm :(
KEK caramba que coisa. best pizza in the world in NY is not made in some crazy fancy contraption. You just need a wood fire oven made of brick. Plenty of clay in brazil, get to harvesting. Plus it's probably way cheaper to build a brick oven stove than buy whatever that is|
>>509351032
i don't actually have one i just like the webm :(
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Anonymous
ID: Pl8oB9Uw
7/3/2025, 1:32:53 AM No.509351181
>>509346966
Based, came here for this.
Based, came here for this.
Anonymous
ID: AcnqP6Hq
7/3/2025, 1:34:06 AM No.509351262
>>509350959
based ngl just remember to fuck the dough to make more tender
based ngl just remember to fuck the dough to make more tender
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Anonymous
ID: R+SR2O6Q
7/3/2025, 1:34:37 AM No.509351305
>>509345868
Congratulations being the first faggot to bump an obvious slide thread. The memflag should have given it away. You and OP should both kys
Congratulations being the first faggot to bump an obvious slide thread. The memflag should have given it away. You and OP should both kys
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Anonymous
ID: f5AsGzRL
7/3/2025, 1:35:56 AM No.509351390
>>509345597 (OP)
Why does it look like an Indian is fucking it
Why does it look like an Indian is fucking it
Anonymous
ID: C4gSyVOX
7/3/2025, 1:37:04 AM No.509351470
>>509345597 (OP)
You fags laugh at this, but in reality that robot is actually hard signaling to the white female employee that's behind the camera. And yes, you just know
You fags laugh at this, but in reality that robot is actually hard signaling to the white female employee that's behind the camera. And yes, you just know
Anonymous
ID: eiljYiPo
7/3/2025, 1:38:21 AM No.509351542
>>509347711
I want to sniiiiiff that bed
I want to sniiiiiff that bed
Anonymous
ID: owQP1/Iw
7/3/2025, 1:41:14 AM No.509351725
>>509351305
How should I kill myself?
How should I kill myself?
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Anonymous
ID: Yw4+gYHH
7/3/2025, 1:42:03 AM No.509351787
>>509345597 (OP)
He could make so much more money as a sex worker.
He could make so much more money as a sex worker.
Anonymous
ID: TTHCBSIO
7/3/2025, 1:42:43 AM No.509351832
>>509351172
>You just need a wood fire oven made of brick
I was thinking about doing it, but it's way more pratical do buy one of these aluminum oven, they are industrial grade. Btw, brazilian pizza from São Paulo is also one of the best ever. Plus, I don't know if getting the wood for the fire is more expensive than the gas.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1f7sPWLOs4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4NpLw7tw8A
>>509351262
I'm not a robot heh'
>You just need a wood fire oven made of brick
I was thinking about doing it, but it's way more pratical do buy one of these aluminum oven, they are industrial grade. Btw, brazilian pizza from São Paulo is also one of the best ever. Plus, I don't know if getting the wood for the fire is more expensive than the gas.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1f7sPWLOs4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4NpLw7tw8A
>>509351262
I'm not a robot heh'
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Anonymous
ID: gXl4e4xr
7/3/2025, 1:45:05 AM No.509351990
>>509350959
That oven is for incels it would take forever to feed my family with that thing
That oven is for incels it would take forever to feed my family with that thing
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Anonymous
ID: SQsm3ag8
7/3/2025, 1:45:14 AM No.509352002
>>509351832
sim eu sou, my mom brags about it, but as a NYer and never having tried brazilian pizza, i gotta side with NY pizza. it's just perfect. but i do hear really good things about pizza in brazil
sim eu sou, my mom brags about it, but as a NYer and never having tried brazilian pizza, i gotta side with NY pizza. it's just perfect. but i do hear really good things about pizza in brazil
Anonymous
ID: 70nr4iT4
7/3/2025, 1:47:10 AM No.509352151
>>509345597 (OP)
Great. Instead of microplastics it will be full of nanobot coom.
Great. Instead of microplastics it will be full of nanobot coom.
Sage
ID: mSEWNwS/
7/3/2025, 1:47:35 AM No.509352178
>>509346803
It's off the guy is attractive...
Probably autistic, I've seen really low tier Alt chicks date super attractive autistic guys because it's the only way they can get an attractive guy but then a couple months down the line they end up emotionally abusing the shit out of him and taking advantage of him because as an artist he probably doesn't have much experience and doesn't know how to deal with emotional manipulation
It's off the guy is attractive...
Probably autistic, I've seen really low tier Alt chicks date super attractive autistic guys because it's the only way they can get an attractive guy but then a couple months down the line they end up emotionally abusing the shit out of him and taking advantage of him because as an artist he probably doesn't have much experience and doesn't know how to deal with emotional manipulation
Anonymous
ID: QMUqcay6
7/3/2025, 1:49:09 AM No.509352273
>>509347711
meanwhile in chernobyl
meanwhile in chernobyl
Trusty Dusty
ID: L9D+SEO8
7/3/2025, 1:49:44 AM No.509352316
>>509345597 (OP)
If I was going for a proper joint with fermented dough, etc, I would trust AI and robots more than I trusted niggers and junkies.
If I was going for a proper joint with fermented dough, etc, I would trust AI and robots more than I trusted niggers and junkies.
Anonymous
ID: u5hrH2fn
7/3/2025, 1:49:51 AM No.509352321
Anonymous
ID: jtcBg4Z1
7/3/2025, 1:50:18 AM No.509352368
>>509345597 (OP)
That's how I toss your mom's dough
That's how I toss your mom's dough
Anonymous
ID: P0a1sLeB
7/3/2025, 1:50:48 AM No.509352395
Anonymous
ID: Yw4+gYHH
7/3/2025, 1:51:28 AM No.509352445
>>509351990
Not everyone's family eats like a pack of hungry hungry hippos.
Not everyone's family eats like a pack of hungry hungry hippos.
Anonymous
ID: ETIGMiB8
7/3/2025, 1:51:40 AM No.509352455
Anonymous
ID: vjb0Rm6a
7/3/2025, 1:52:21 AM No.509352507
>>509350775
that's a man (your "gf")
that's a man (your "gf")
Anonymous
ID: ETIGMiB8
7/3/2025, 1:53:40 AM No.509352585
>>509346945
True, if you're white you can always build your own bhudist monastery.
True, if you're white you can always build your own bhudist monastery.
Anonymous
ID: Z/DhtCQn
7/3/2025, 1:56:08 AM No.509352767
>>509351725
Collect a bunch of greengage plums, collect seeds, grind seeds up, make a cherry almond cake with ground up seeds, go for a picnic on a beautiful day beneath the sky, enjoy cake, die
Collect a bunch of greengage plums, collect seeds, grind seeds up, make a cherry almond cake with ground up seeds, go for a picnic on a beautiful day beneath the sky, enjoy cake, die
Anonymous
ID: JQl6f7Gu
7/3/2025, 1:58:23 AM No.509352911
>>509345597 (OP)
This how Saquinisha will chimp out over missing bread sticks in the future.
This how Saquinisha will chimp out over missing bread sticks in the future.
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Anonymous
ID: 83J7yg5t
7/3/2025, 1:58:51 AM No.509352937
>>509350959
Stupid. Either build a nice brick, wood fired unit in the backyard or just use the regular oven.
Stupid. Either build a nice brick, wood fired unit in the backyard or just use the regular oven.
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Anonymous
ID: KCuI9fxF
7/3/2025, 2:00:38 AM No.509353060
the t100 is still learning
>its shouldnt be a thing but you know - greed
>its shouldnt be a thing but you know - greed
Anonymous
ID: c1yUfVY/
7/3/2025, 2:06:46 AM No.509353490
>>509351172
Using just any random bricks is a bad idea
Using just any random bricks is a bad idea
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Anonymous
ID: SQsm3ag8
7/3/2025, 2:08:18 AM No.509353607
>>509353490
i know but brazilians know how to build ovens. that's how real ones grew up on the farm, the father builds an oven from clay and they get a piece of metal with holes and use that as the stovetop. plus all the churrascas. brazilians know ovens
i know but brazilians know how to build ovens. that's how real ones grew up on the farm, the father builds an oven from clay and they get a piece of metal with holes and use that as the stovetop. plus all the churrascas. brazilians know ovens
Anonymous
ID: yEeoh705
7/3/2025, 2:09:38 AM No.509353691
>>509352911
Totally understandable and relatable bot
Totally understandable and relatable bot
Anonymous
ID: TTHCBSIO
7/3/2025, 2:23:22 AM No.509354593
>>509351990
It takes two and a half minutes to bake a pizza lol
>>509352937
Maybe in the future I'll build a brick oven on top of my house, but I still need to build the area with all the proper structure and shiet. For now, the aluminum oven seems like a good start. It's not even that expensive and I've heard good things about it. They also got a electric model.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/CMSahgEJNSo
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/8rhXH7PiyMI
It takes two and a half minutes to bake a pizza lol
>>509352937
Maybe in the future I'll build a brick oven on top of my house, but I still need to build the area with all the proper structure and shiet. For now, the aluminum oven seems like a good start. It's not even that expensive and I've heard good things about it. They also got a electric model.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/CMSahgEJNSo
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/8rhXH7PiyMI