What would you do if you had superman powers, /pol/?

kill every single Jew in the world

lets just say murder

Leave Earth and never come back.

Leave this shithole. Never come back.

>>509350221 (OP)
i used to be a stereotypical /pol/ack (and there's nothing wrong with that) but i've evolved beyond that. i'm now a misanthrope (someone who hates humanity) and now see whites as just a slightly better nigger. so i would install myself as ruler of earth but make no policies because i dont give a fuck about humanity i only care about getting what i want so after declaring myself "the ruler of earth who doesnt do shit" i would start making demands for what i want (aka "USA government, give me 100 billion dollars right now) and start indiscriminately killing everyone and blowing shit up until they give it to me.

>>509350774
any time they dont give me what i want i would make it cost more for them to deny me than to just give it to me. if they satiate me they can keep ruling the world by proxy.

>>509350221 (OP)
viltrumite are the niggers of space

>>509350221 (OP)
Continue to use /pol/ and argue with chuds

>>509350221 (OP)
play videogames and then roleplay as Moon Man when a chimpout riot occurred.

>>509350221 (OP)
Probably go hit a bank. I would still save one of you ungrateful fuckers lives so it could balance out like that karma wise.

>>509350221 (OP)
Teleport every single jew to israel, then tsarbomb it

>>509350221 (OP)
Fly everywhere I've never seen. Go to places other people can't even dream of. Wait until people inevitably notice me. Wait until they beg me to solve their problems through violence. Tell them no. Laugh at their continuous seething. Go meet aliens once I've seen everything our solar system has to offer

>>509350221 (OP)
leave the planet

>>509350221 (OP)
Jarvis, how much time would it take me to kill 90% of the human population if I had Superman's powers?

>>509350221 (OP)
if im lying? use them to destroy the synagogue of satan, if im being honest though? rape

>>509350221 (OP)
Show all the Asian QTs why I’m called the Man of Steel.

>>509350221 (OP)
Clone Earth and move all Whites there

>>509350274
Fpbp
/thread

Make furry women real

I too would leave earth

>>509350966
>niggers conquering anything

>>509350221 (OP)
I'd fuck off from this planet and then occasionally come back to watch interesting media people made the last 5-10 years. Also tell them if they start nuking shit they will be coming with me into space, without a suit.

>>509351163
Based
I am with you

>>509350221 (OP)

>>509351069
No murder? What kind of a sociopath are you I bet you can't stand 9 out of 10 people you meet. Maybe their subscription to life has ended.

>>509351202
I don't think superman can do that.

>>509350221 (OP)
destroy everyone and everything

>>509351242
i would probably need to murder as part of the raping just a few at first to show them i have super powers so they are just gonna have to deal with the mass rapes

>>509350428
This, but I'd rape all women first.

>>509350221 (OP)
Dribble every leftist head off the ground like a basketball.

>>509350221 (OP)
>What would you do if you had superman powers

>>509350221 (OP)
I'd destroy Israel and New York and brussels, and Berlin and London and then visit every multi billionaires house and old money family and drop them from a great height. Then the world being saved I would fly to another planet.

>>509350221 (OP)
I would become the world's greatest rickshaw driver. Inclines would be nothing to me.

>>509350221 (OP)
Nothing much really, perhaps use my powers to get enough money to live the rest of my days as a wealthy person and keep my powers a secret just for personal gain.

>>509350221 (OP)
Play vidya, eat tendies, shit post on 4chins

I'd jerk off as fast as a speeding bullet

>>509350221 (OP)
Goon harder and play video games faster because I'll need neither sleep nor food.

>>509350221 (OP)
I will kill everyone who did me wrong, and then take over the world.

>>509350221 (OP)
throw earth at the sun and fly to another galaxy

>>509350221 (OP)
Kill non-Whites, adulterers, fornicators, thieves, scoundrels, thugs, and anglerfish.

Go to Maldives and force government to give me money to have a nice life on the beach
Humans will serve me drinks wash my clothes and all the basics stuff

i am not a psychopath i will only kill and hurt if they disobey
But they will have vacation and money for it i am not a psychopath

Obviously i dont give a shit about saving people and searching for criminals i am don't want to be police

I often fantasize about this. I will kill all the jews and their slave goyim. Then I will form a team which will rule the nation's around the world. I will nuke india, Israel, DC. Then I will force humanity to focus technological and science research. Find out true history of the world. Focus resources on immortality, genetic engineering, space research, ayys, metaphysics. Make laws based on morality, kill those who break it. Basically get rid of evil and stupidity and filth through might and fear.

>>509350221 (OP)
throw a meteorite at earth and then explore the universe

>>509351271
He has super intellegence too. That plus immortality means I will devote my life to this project until it is complete

>>509351232
they almost genocided the khoi san and pygmies from central and southern africa, look up the bantu expansion
they also expelled the french from haiti but they couldnt make it a non-shithole

I need to eradicate feminism from history entirely, make it so it never existed.
Not a simple task I was thinking 90% but I'll have to kill 95% of humans on the planet. Does Superman age?
I don't think one lifetime is enough, might have to say fuck it and eradicate humanity as a whole.

>>509350221 (OP)
If I had Omni Mans thighs and luscious rock hard back side I would just snap IG photos and chill

>>509351842
At that point I'd just terraform another planet far away from earth and make my own kemono paradise. A fully female race dependent on my semen to sustain population.

>>509351666
Oh shit. I forgot India. Yes I would also destroy all of India and every indian living overseas I could find in a short period of time. Not all of them ofcourse, but I'd visit the major cities and quickly wipe out the thousands I could find quickly. Just to clean the air a bit and make the world better.

Infinite food stampz

>>509351640
The duality of man lmao.
Imagine if powers were real and random people got them, if this dude got it nothing would change, if someone else got it literal end of the world scenario.

Intercept every migrant boat coming into Europe and physically lift out of the water and fly it to Brussels and drop it squarely on the European Parliament building. Thousands of "migrants" dropped from 10,000 feet on the cesspit of Europe, to form a melange of broken and twisted bodies

Play with lions tigers and bears and explore space.

>>509352191
Nah its no fun if they're 100% dependant on me. I dont want a slave (unless shes into that)

>>509351666
After building AI superintelligence and full-proof system of authority on Earth, I'll enjoy my time on earth wandering everywhere with my gf, family, eating food, doing cool things I've always wanted to and then finally I'll fuckoff forever to explore the universe alone in search of higher power or unknown things.

>>509350221 (OP)
Rape

I will have sexi sexo with all the milfs I've wanted to fuck. Starting with Rachel McAdams. After fucking millions of milfs I'll fuck hot females aged 18 and above.

>>509350221 (OP)
Turn omni-man into a corpse puppet.

>>509350221 (OP)
reply to this post or I'll yeet your mom at the moon in her sleep tonight

>>509350221 (OP)
1. Kill all jews
2. Kill all niggers
3. Violently destroy Mecca to show muslims their god isn't worth shit, then invite them to become Orthodox
4. Do the same with Vatican
5. Castrate all Indian males, troon them and give their women away to the Chinese and Russian, then watch them seethe. This includes all Indians, be they Pakistani, Bangladeshi or Gypsy.

>>509350221 (OP)
kill who needs to be killed

>>>509350274
fpbp

>>>509350221 (OP)
> What would you do if you had superman powers, /pol/?
I then summon forever-portals to the animu/vidya/hentai worlds.
And I then become the monarch of this country, as I create nukes which doesn't leave much radiation pollution.

I'd fly up to the moon and dredge a huge fucking swastika into the surface for the entire world to see.

>>509350221 (OP)
I wouldn't interfere with world affairs or anything like that. Randomly being powerful wouldn't make me qualified to be eternal king of the world. If anything, it'd be the opposite. I'd be detached from humanity and not know basic things like needs and fears. It would just create systems dependent upon being backed with overwhelming force, when a truly strong and virtuous society should be able to stand on its own feet.

I'd only interfere if the entire planet was fucked and humans couldn't dig themselves out of the hole if they wanted to.

Weep knowing I still can't fix everything. Focus on one thing and destroy data centers the world over and sever undersea communication cables.

>questionthread

>>509351232
>conquers your white womynz

Be the hero the world needs, and save my people.

>>509350274
This.

>>509350221 (OP)
>Tricking the superheroes into compromising their OPSEC
Nice try.

>>509357730
So you’d become exactly like what the ayys are now?

>>509350221 (OP)
kill everyone

>>509350221 (OP)
If I had those powers of Omniman I would become the next Hitler, I would gather support by exposing the lies of the governments around the world and expose the Jews. I would also Livestream flight to Antarctica

>>509350221 (OP)
>What would you do if you had superman powers, /pol/?
Pretend to be an angel, proclaim to the world Mohamed was an emissary of Satan, and then destroy every sacred Muslim site with my bare hands. 50% of Muslims would probably convert to Christianity overnight, though I imagine they'd still hate Jews.

>>509350221 (OP)
Nothing

>>509350428
This, but I'd kill the 1% first. :)

>>509350274
Fpbp

>>509350221 (OP)
I'll build a giant radio station on the moon, and use it to broadcast antisemitic and anarchist messages all day. Just collecting the most egregious facts about the elite and blasting them 24/7 to make people PISSED.
And when rich kikes and stuff decide to nuke the moon I just move my radio station atop a mountain on earth and do it again.
And so on and so on.

I don't care about fighting them myself I wanna see goys riot.
Rest of the time I guess I'll eat good food and smoke pot.

>>509350774
Why would you need to collect whichever currency is used where you live if you already make it a point to be a violent monkey who's gonna take whatever he wants from anyone anyway? You're gonna punch presidents in the face for cash only to later on go to Walmart and get the cashier to ring your shit so you can pay with the bills you just took by force, a force that's breaking the balance of power so much you could use it anytime with no blowback?
Bizarro superman.

>>509351235
He meant to talk about the effect of his actions on his fellow men in the context of his relatively small lifespan you pretentious blue schmuck.

>>509350221 (OP)
ur mom

>>509350221 (OP)
Establish my own territory and live off the land. I wouldn't hide it but be warned if you pissed me off you could very well be turned into red mist.

I'd do this simply because I know how much it would piss people off that I wasnt bending over backwards to be some typical hero shit and be at the beck and call of humanity

>>509350221 (OP)
Go on a training arc to get even stronger and understand the limits of my abilities, then start traveling the universe. Doing anything to change the world is pointless, unless I could somehow teach or otherwise I still these powers into others.n

>>509350221 (OP)
>Expel all nonwhites from white countries
>Destroy the entire middle east
>Destroy the entire Indian subcontinent
>Declare myself Emperor of Humanity
>Find virtuous people and put them in charge of every country
>Once things stabilize, remain mostly hands-off, occasionally giving pointers whenever I get a good idea.

>>509350221 (OP)
Help Jewish, Black, and Trans people. Promote diversity and race-mixing.

Shit on people from sky

>>509350221 (OP)
Sadly I'm a faggot and would do my best to help people
Oh and reveal to the world what the fuck is actually at Antarctica

id use my xray vision to look at girls weiners

>>509350274
FPBP

>>509350221 (OP)
build really cool shit
cause flying and super strength would be one hell of a useful thing

>>509350221 (OP)
I've thought about this a lot.
>First: Do nothing.
>Wait for Pope to die.
>Pope dies.
>During Papal Conclave, enter (they can't stop me) and demonstrate my powers
>Obviously this means I'm chosen
>They unanimously vote for me.
>Even if they don't want to they still do it because of the implication
>Now I am immortal Pope with super powers
>Start by saving drowning people and cats from trees and shit by day
>By night, inconvenient people just disappear.
>Because I keep throwing them into deep space.
>Then comes the big stuff
>Italy merges with us and becomes the Vatican State
>Then Poland
>Eventually, other nations bend the knee
>I steal a few nukes even though I don't really need them
>I am wielding spiritual, political, economic, and military power, and am also an invincible immortal alien
>Once the world is conquered we move to the Moon and then Mars
>Also TND and TKD obviously
What can I say except you're welcome. Christ is Lord.

not work that's for damn sure

>>509357730
This anon has good ideas, maybe the wisest thing to do is become a historian. Sit back and watch the history of humanity unfold

Depends. If I have no reason to be a bitter evil asshole then I’d just have a family. that’s it. I would need to be a literal Superman to feel safe enough to actually marry a woman
If I was kicked in the balls by life and wanted to be evil, I’d just wait until all my family died of natural causes, then am maybe after 30 years beyond that, I would go completely wild. In ways o don’t even feel like describing

>>509350221 (OP)
Explore every off-limits and prohibited area in the world because who the fuck is going to stop me?

Outposts in Antarctica, top secret military bases, secluded unexplored parts of the world etc

I would treat it as if I was in Creative Mode in minecraft documenting my findings and posting them online for the whole world to see.

>>509350221 (OP)
Get rid of trump and his whole administration

>>509350221 (OP)
Carry car batteries to the bottom of the Marianas trench.

>>509350274
fpbp

Dig a hole to China.

>>509350221 (OP)
Fly back in time like Superman '78 and fuck Kate Upton when she was in her prime.

I'd hurl the moon into the Earth.

Laser eye vision 'The Amish were right about religion' in English, Latin, and German on the surface of the moon, visible from earth.
Fuck with earth's rotation just slightly so each day is exactly 24 hours long and leap years no longer exist. A perfectly useless act of god that should be impossible, but will effectively change nothing after GPS adjusts.

Wait for World War Amish.

>>509350274
nice. but how? superman has near infinite powers of violence but how do you direct those powers specifically at jews? lets say you're also clark kent working at a major newspaper surrounded by jews, even then how do you kill all the jews in the world? assuming you want to minimize collateral damages and not just kill the whole world

>>509350274
This is the only real answer. Kill every last jew. Become the hope of humanity. Cosmic Armor Ubermensch. After every jew is gone, I will relax with my multiple wives and enjoy my godhood.

>>509350221 (OP)
RAPE
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>>509377992
superman is as fast as the flash. He could kill 1000 kikes in the blink of an eye

Fly back in time, Help Uncle Adolf.

>>509350221 (OP)
Vaporize all the alcohol in the universe

>>509350221 (OP)
I would kill every single person on the planet except 100 high IQ, 10/10 looking, tall, blonde, blue eyes Scandinavians. 50/50% men and women, and I would move them all together on the same village.

Then I would explore the galaxy for 1000 years.