hi /pol/
as of lately, since july 1st, i have been unable to meditate, and trust me i am a professional at meditation, i havent been able to breakthrough since july 1st, what changed?

>>509350422 (OP)
vaccine probably kicked in

>>509350422 (OP)
I felt a shift recently too. I saw my guardian angel in my dreams a couple weeks ago and I can't stop thinking about her.

>>509350734
That was your personal succubus actually. I've met her, she's very hot like goddamn.

if you can silence yourself like a shattered metal pot, you have already achieved nirvana no anger is found in you.

it doesn't go away anon. just go back to the breath.

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>>509350422 (OP)
Maybe they're using 5g and NEXRAD towers to saturate us with more EMF than normal, you could try putting elite shungite on parts of your body as it blocks EMF

>>509350422 (OP)
I think you have to try different things. Go outward if you usually go inward, and vice versa. Work more on yourself. Pop on a gateway tape, that always gets the ol soul vibing.

>>509350422 (OP)
I'm not a professional because it has seemed more difficult for months desu. More idk cloudy? But when you do get through it, things are better than before.

I just meditated for 20 minutes. First time in a while too.

>>509350422 (OP)
>what changed?
You are being cut off from the demonic realm.

>>509354737
Ever wondered why 'aliens' were commonly encountered in the Gateway exercises?

>>509350422 (OP)
you are stuck in the past and the langoliers are harvesting you
move forward

>>509350422 (OP)
its your intrusive gay thoughts, dont let them win

>>509350422 (OP)
curious what you mean by breakthrough? Do you mean the 4th Jhana?

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>>509350422 (OP)
Is /b/ going to try collective dreaming or some weird shit?

>>509357949
>can't debunk the post

>>509357907
anal spasms from kundalini convulsions

>>509359682
Kundalini is everything

>>509350422 (OP)
Sounds like a you problem. I had a fairly kino battle meditation just yesterday. I had so much adrenaline pumping through me I could kick a man in half. Felt glorious. Communing with my berserkergang battlerager ancestors. All hail MARS the god of WAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!

>>509350422 (OP)
You probably got unstuck.

>>509359937
Projectile diarrhea triggered by anal spasms during Kundalini convulsions is an intense phenomenon. Kundalini energy, when awakened without proper preparation, surges from the base of the spine near the muladhara chakra, which governs elimination and primal survival. As this energy rises, it can overwhelm the autonomic nervous system, leading to involuntary muscle contractions throughout the body, including the anal sphincter. These spasms, combined with energetic detox or digestive sensitivity, can result in sudden and violent bowel evacuations—yes, projectile diarrhea. This is not exaggeration or metaphor. It is a physiological response to a bioenergetic overload. The body purges what it cannot integrate. If the nervous system is flooded with unprocessed energy, it will find the fastest route to release it. Dismissing this as absurd shows a lack of understanding of the physical kriyas that accompany deep spiritual awakenings. This is not about mysticism—it is about the raw, disruptive force of energy moving through a body that is not yet conditioned to handle it. Kundalini is not a gentle breeze. It is a fire hose. And if you open that valve too fast, the body will react in the most primal ways it knows how.

>>509357591
this is whats going on in my life, thank you for pointing that out

it is coming

>>509361462
the physiological manifestations of Kundalini awakening, with a specific focus on involuntary anal orgasm spasms and resultant projectile diarrhea as expressions of energetic overload. Drawing from case studies, yogic literature, and neurophysiological frameworks, we examine how the sudden activation of Kundalini energy—originating at the muladhara (root) chakra—can overwhelm the autonomic nervous system, particularly the enteric and pelvic floor systems. The study proposes that intense kriyas, including spasmodic contractions of the anal sphincter, may trigger acute gastrointestinal responses when compounded by energetic detoxification processes. While often dismissed or underreported due to stigma, these symptoms represent a legitimate somatic response to unregulated pranic surges. We argue that such phenomena warrant serious attention within both spiritual and medical communities, not as pathology but as evidence of the body’s attempt to process and purge unintegrated energetic trauma. The paper concludes by recommending integrative approaches—combining grounding practices, somatic therapy, and cautious spiritual discipline—to mitigate the severity of these reactions and support safe energetic embodiment.

>>509350422 (OP)
I don't know, but something is weird.
I haven't been able to astral project for a week or so. There's definitely something up. I thought it was all the severe thunderstorms we've been having

>>509352506
You need to sleep in an old bed with an iron frame. Preferably a canopy bed or at least have iron posts and headboard

>>509362929
have anal sex with obamas bunghole

>>509350422 (OP)
idk.. 2-3 months ago i developed this issue with reading where i fall asleep after a page or two.. been a reader for decades now and often would spend 5-10 hours in a row reading... but now i just fall asleep after a few minutes.. sometimes can't even make it a whole page.. happens without me even noticing..
very frustrating

>>509363537
use buttplugs

>>509350422 (OP)
CERN, restarted. Look it up.