>be me
>wageslave drowning in fiat clownworld
>central banks cranking their BRRRR machine like degenerate gamblers
i>nflation gangbanging my savings, 12% evaporated yearly, thanks (((elites)))
>scroll /pol/, same low-IQ threads
>muh voting
>muh woke nonsense
>muh gold bug larping
>meanwhile, Monero flexing like a based crypto-overlord
>100% private, untraceable, tells KYC to go pound sand
>glowies throwing tantrums, their chain analysis cucked
>Bitcoin shills seething, "bUt iT’s nOt oN cOiNbAsE"
>Monero laughs, ducks tracking like an anon dodging feds
>score XMR on some obscure P2P, feels like dunking on the system
t>fw my money’s a fortress, no bank can freeze me for spicy memes
>tfw Monero spits on CBDC dystopian garbage
>anons still reeing over left vs right like programmed drones
>stop sucking fiat dick, stack XMR, exit the plantation
>mfw Monero’s the true /pol/ weapon against ZOG
get in or stay pleb, you mouthbreathing retards

god dammit I fucked up the greentext

>>509361723
hello anon how do i get my hands on monero with no KYC? i can't figure out how to

I mean

I have to buy it anyway sometimes for my TOR purchases lol

>>509362763
there are decentralized exchanges you can buy monero with bitcoin like bisq, although it's not a terrible thing to buy from a KYC exchange and move to another wallet. After you're in monero from another wallet your transactions are untraceable essentially regardless and can always say you lost it.

>>509361597 (OP)
It is the de facto black market crypto for a reason.

>>509363468
for some reason the logic isn't translating to whales and shitcoin gamblers

>>509361597 (OP)
gl hf when governments force isp compliance locking down hub port traffic

>>509363971
they'd have to cancel cash and gold if they went after monero

>>509363816
That is because crypto became the de facto techbro scam, grifters favorite get rich quick scheme, and bankers new favorite means of hiding inflation. Realistically, there are only 3 kinds of crypto that have value. 1 Privacy coins(aka Monero) valued because the black market backs it with goods and services. 2 Data crypto due to its value in securing/transferring of data like protecting whistleblowers. 3 Contract Cryptos aka what 'blockchain' is supposed to be for authorizing and backing contracts and other agreements.

Everything else is a scamcoin.

Crypto is a ponzi scam but Monero is legit because its actually used and isn't shilled as an investment.

>>509361597 (OP)
Yeah pretty much.

>>509361597 (OP)
I own ???? XMR

will this shit ever moon