Gentlemen, it was nice knowing you.

>>509362573 (OP)
>space
is fake and gay

>>509362573 (OP)
what am I looking at here?

>>509362759
a big fat nothingburger

>>509362759
Interstellar "object"

>>509362759
interstellar object entering our solarsystem

>>509362831
yeah, happens all the time
and it's going to miss us
what's the big deal
>inb4 this one is actually a spaceship for real this time guise
no just another rock sorry

>>509362573 (OP)
it's just saying hi :)

>>509362573 (OP)
You hitchin a ride outta here?

>>509362976
Maybe

>>509362806
likely
>>509362831
>>509362923
how big is this "object"? how much is known about it?
I'm curious

>>509362573 (OP)
Why is it always like on a plane? Shouldn't stuff be flying at other angles?

I’ve got time

>>509363087
20km moving at .025% the speed of light, just discovered yesterday.

fuck off space

NIGGERS
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>>509362573 (OP)
>>509362759

>>509362573 (OP)
>me as mercury

>>509363116
It's that most telescopes point at the plane because almost every object in the solar system is somewhat on the plane. So things entering at weird angles are harder to detect. ʻOumuamua and 2I/Borisov, the first two interstellar thingies, entered at a steep angle from above though. So this is actually the first interstellar comet on the plane.

>>509363087
>>509363257
>>509362573 (OP)
as much as I want nothing more than for a meteor to wipe out all life on earth, it's never going to happen

>>509362573 (OP)
>A11pl3Z
>Ayy please

ok

>>509363257
very interesting and unsettling at the same time
I'm going to hope it turns

>>509363636
>unsettling
why, bitch

>>509362573 (OP)
Why do you plan to kill yourself or something?

Like this took me less than a second man. Just like it took you less than a second to decide to make the thread. You're just wasting everybody's time man, fucking Dilbert over here.

>>509362573 (OP)
Is the Earth really flashing blue?
I'd look out the window but cba right now.

>>509363087
It's not going anywhere near us. That chart shows it's not going to, and it doesn't even show space is a 3D space and the object isn't on the same exact plane as us.

>>509362573 (OP)
First La Palma failed us, then nuclear war hasn't occurred with Russia OR Iran, and now this??? Will we two week brothers EVER catch a break????

>>509362726
What's outside the atmosphere? Pray tell...

>>509363724
>found yesterday
>speed and trajectory indicates that it has been in our solar system for months
I find that unsettling, if not slightly disturbing
something that large can be within our solar system for months without our noticing

>>509363415
>meteor colliding with Earth is never going to happen
TWO MILLION MORE YEARS. Trust the plan

>>509363940
Are you aware how large our solar system is?

>>509362759
every time an object comes through there is a non zero chance it could be ayys
so some people take liberties

>>509364127
Estimated is a few thousand interstellar objects every year tho :^)

>>509363279
Why in the year of zeus MMXXV do you faggots still use pony based checkpoints. Fucking disgusting teeth, eyes, jaw, ears. It doesn't have to be this way.

>>509364338
I'm not getting on the fucking ships.

>>509364467
Absolutely, do not get on the ships, no matter what.

>>509364105
yes and?
interstellar objects should be detected and noted much more quickly than several months after they enter our solar system

>>509362573 (OP)
It collected some Jews
It is already in the air we breathe

>>509364431
>year of zeus MMXXV
Noticed turn of phrase there friend

>>509363116
Minor gravitational interactions between bodies and conservation of angular momentum tend to pull everything to roughly the same inclination relative to the center of gravity.

>>509364467
It's easy with some Kool aid.

Heavensgatedotcom

>>509364628
See >>509363323

>>509362759
planet X nibiru psyops, pops off every few years. allegedly there is this planet with a much larger orbit that enters our solar system every 26k years causing a catalysm. heard about it first around 2008

>>509362573 (OP)
I do NOT consent to any alien rectal probing whatsoever!

>>509362573 (OP)
See you in a few millions years chum

>>509362573 (OP)
Incoming
Any idea when it will hit?

>>509364861
it's missing us by a huge distance

>>509363168
It's not, do the "envision a 3d apple thing", just find it's trajectory and where it's going, it prolly has an angle but to what is the question

>>509364981
It has yet to pass through the asteroid belt. Who knows what space debris it could pick up from there

>>509365193
not how it works, sorry

>>509365193
>Who knows what space debris it could pick up from there
99.999% chance it picks up nothing

>>509363415
>never
Probably not in our lifetime.
There is a non-zero chance it could happen. Law of probability and all that.
It's just incredibly unlikely to happen while you or I are breathing air.

>>509364603
damn its him, John Ship

UFO bumping some late summer jams
https://files.catbox.moe/22j019.mp4

>>509362573 (OP)
What Atari game is this?

>>509362726
Minor misuse of green text

>>509363276
>we’re full
>you can crash on the moon tho

>>509362926
It's all fun and games until the fucker starts decelerating and inserts itself into orbit around the sun.
Then the looting starts and for once the nothing doesn't happen.

>>509363116
>>509363168
It’s true though that we’d probably expect interstellar objects to come in at an ecliptic angle and not directly dead flat with the plane - very low odds of that.

Also, OP, the trajectory has been updated and it’s now expected to come within 2m km of a direct hit with mars.

>>509362573 (OP)
Wow who fucking cares faggot

>>509362573 (OP)

literally just a fucking asteroid getting pulled slightly by mars gravity

nothing burger back to xfiles with you

>>509366475
That would suck.
Just get robbed and freeze to death.

A11pl3Z is a little pussy ass bitch

>>509363116
>Why is it always like on a plane? Shouldn't stuff be flying at other angles?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T58lGKREubo

Totally different mechanism but a little bit like that.

>>509366475
yeah that'd be crazy, like a movie or something
so it won't happen

>>509365997
I'll see that
https://youtu.be/1fHko792iCo?si=VgTWv0jqKJbMCAyd

>>509363922
The unmasphere, which stretches for at least several miles in all decisions, and may be infinite, but we can't know for sure because no one has ever been that determined to leave the map.

>>509362573 (OP)
theyre coming back