What’s the single best thing these guys sell?

green and purple

>>509363391 (OP)
There was this italian sandwich sub wrap they used to sell that I would dunk in italian dressing.
The best.

Real ones know it

>>509363391 (OP)
>Bourbon vanilla syrup
>Umami mushroom powder
Mine also has gooseberries and kumquats on the regular, and I fucking love those

It's not about that. Trader Joe's is best for mid-tier social functions. They private label and suck people into a career ending job. Multiculturalism in a food store.

>>509363391 (OP)

get the wildberry cheesecake ice cream bro, trust me.

>>509363937
forgot picrel

>>509363391 (OP)
i went into either that place or maybe a whole foods and saw a mason jar with 4 asparagus spears for $6 (2015 prices) and decided i have no need to go back

>>509363391 (OP)
Onions protein

>>509364048
Soi protein

access to 17-21 year old cute cashiers :3

The hash brown patties!

>>509364046
oh how jewish of me. i forgot to mention that the jar was full of water as well.

>>509364046
That’s a Whole Foods thing, TJ’s sells cheap things

The Portuguese custard tarts

>>509363646
>Bourbon vanilla syrup
I have a jar of this, what do i do with it?
Got it when helping a friend move.

>>509364046

Former wholefoodsfag here, we sold that asparagus. Unfortunate that you didn't see our cucumber water. it was like 8 bucks for a bottle of water with cucumber slices thrown in.
Hilarious to watch these pretentious douchebags on the rich side of town coming in because they just had to have their magical elixir.

>>509364091
My 3yo son fell in love at first sight with one in my neighborhood that looks EXACTLY like the girl in pic related. I'm pretty sure he developed his type right in that moment.

>>509363391 (OP)
Everything at trader Joe's is meh. I hate going to their tiny stores filled with sois and whores

>>509363391 (OP)
hands down the best lube on the planet. I've bussy railed so many troon negresses with this shit. Sometimes I catch a glimpse of this little bad boy on the counter and get bricked up like I'm an Israeli settlement on Palestinian land.
Don't tell me you don't know what happens next. I plunge a fist scoop of that white gold, slap it as hard as I can onto my coon demolisher, and fucking crank it, Indian style, until my blood clots dislodge. The ejaculate is immaculate; launched clear across the room.

My boys and I call it the deposit destroyer, now you know why.

frozen deep fried mac and cheese

>>509363391 (OP)

foreign stuff repackaged to look domestic

>>509363391 (OP)
Two buck chuck but they don't sell it anymore

>>509364230
i worked at starbucks in the mid late 00s in a 'rich' area. i should've figured out that people paying $15 for large onions caramel frappucino macchioto, 3 times a day was a bubble (2008 prices). comprehension of such shit came much much later

>>509363391 (OP)
I'm not gonna tell, because that might betray my personal politics. But it might rhyme with Bandarin Urange Bicken

>>509363391 (OP)
The heavy cream. It's a convenient source of cream that isn't dogshit. The French butter in the blue wrapper is good too.

>>509364101
Wife loves those.

>>509364487
This but unironically.

>>509363391 (OP)
Almost nothing to be quite honest. Their fresh produce is too expensive. Other kits are sloppily made. I can make their shit myself, and it tastes ten times better. I used to go there for their dried mangoes, but they started selling a smaller version that is just pathetic. So, pretty much no reason to go there.

>>509363391 (OP)
I used to get cases of sparkling water from them

>>509363391 (OP)
Cookies and cream pretzels
Plain potato chips
Everything but the bagel but mix
Brookie
Salsa
Cookie butter ice cream

>>509363391 (OP)
Consumer products duh

>>509363391 (OP)
The orange chicken.
Or the cinnamon alphabet cookies.

>>509363391 (OP)
Oh, yeah... Their cheese isn't too bad in price. I buy their mozzarella to make caprese salads.

my weekly TJ's shopping list:
bananas
apples
mandarins
onions
yukon gold potatoes
carrots
celery
Kerrygold Dubliner cheese
Cheddar-Gruyere blend cheese
dry salami
pickles
strawberries
blueberries
mango kefir
non fat greek yogurt
granola
coconut milk chocolate ice cream
scandanavian swimmers
curry packets
anchovies

>>509363391 (OP)
Italian sasages, those little peanut butter cups, and those little qucumbers.

>>509363391 (OP)
Dried foreskins from Israel , salty , crispy
Great trail snack

>>509363391 (OP)
habnero sauce

>>509363391 (OP)
Dried cherries

>>509364543

the good ol' days, anon. Before politics and contempt for the world became the central focus of our lives.

Their bacon is pretty good, the basic uncured kind

Dark chocolate lover's and peruvian chocolate bars

Dark chocolate peanut butter cups

Peanut butter pretzels (other places are expensive af)

The frozen French tart with caramelized onions and ham

Thomson organic raisins

>>509363391 (OP)
Hashbrowns. Close second is their specialty sodas. FUCK I love those hashbrowns. Great chocolate too I got a 1kg swiss chocolate bar once it was amazing.

>>509363391 (OP)
Their beer and wine is cheap and good