LOL now he claims to be an ex Green Barret, says he escaped from a POW camp.
Actually compares himself to RAMBO.

>>509365183 (OP)
who

>>509365234
Styxhexenhammer666 is obsessed with free gaming laptops and devising schemes to fool people into sending him enormous donations and weekly tithes for his "Salvation Laptop Fund" which he uses to buy more expensive gaming laptops. He's running a big scam operation to fool all of you into sending him your life savings to buy yourself a place on his so-called "Salvation Laptop". In reality Styx will just type your name onto a list which he saves as a Word document on his "magical" laptop, that's your "place of salvation". He will then use your money to buy himself even more expensive gaming laptops that he'll play on his luxury yacht and private jet while plotting to rule the world through his laptop scam.

Styx Laptop pledge drive:
https://archive.org/details/youtube-xQNVgo5h-D4

>Petition to make Styx get a job
https://web.archive.org/web/20191218064242/https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/make-styxhexenhammer666-get-job

▶ Styx boasts about his "tech skills" but doesn't know how to transfer the data from his HDD
▶ Keeps replacing his microphones because the volume is always terrible (he doesn't know how to adjust it)
▶ He fails to properly install his Logitech peripherals on his other laptop and thinks they don't work simply because his other laptop is "too old" to work with Logitech software

>>509365183 (OP)
FUCK MY ASSHOLE STOLAS

>>509365183 (OP)
o7 people like him are why people like us get to sleep safely and express our rights

>>509365183 (OP)
All that dabbling with demons has probably cost him his sanity.

>>509365183 (OP)
I thought he was a warlock pirate casting black magic spells on his enemies. Didn't he claim to have been the cause of a couple of recent deaths of prosecutors involved in his domestic violence case?

>>509365480
My friend, who is a raving midwit autist, loves him, so I guess this fits.

>>509365758
He claims he killed Jimmy Swaggart with a magical curse.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVmAf7EouZY

>>509365183 (OP)
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

>>509365937
Kino Casino picked a bad time to take a vacation.

>>509365183 (OP)
thats funny but I dnt believe this guy at all

I would say why but it would upset others similar to him so I wont

>>509365183 (OP)
>memeflag pissraeli
>irrelevant jewtube cocksucker

Sage

>>509366166

>>509365183 (OP)
>posting your favorite e-celeb 24x7
Kill yourself.

>>509369468

>>509365183 (OP)
>Lolbertarian demon worshipper

>>509371824

Anyone who uses Nuttella is making weed poppers.

>>509365183 (OP)
What happened to that cute blonde he was with'? Anyone got details?

>>509374360

This guy was the first guy I listened to when I was starting to wake up to reality. Now he just seems like a naive narcissist. Then again when I was listening to his shit he wasn't livestreaming to a bunch of sycophant faggots, just making videos of himself calling politicians retards, which they are. Then he married that dutch whore and it was all downhill from there.
I mean, he still thinks trump is the only hope for saving america. He should probably call up one of his demon friends so they can tell him it's all fucked, but he's too lame for that now. Also he never talked about israel enough, which if he was more serious he would

>>509374360
They separated, I heard a rumor she cheated on him, but who the fuck knows. It doesn't matter that much, he was back to groping random bitches on his livestreams at the point I just said fuck it and stopped watching

Can anyone fill me in on Styx's past cosplay?

>>509376059
damn sad to say but it's basically the only thing I give a shit about relative to styx kek

I stopped watching him when he switched from talking about occult literature to playing minecraft.
I don't even know when he switched from minecraft to politics.

>>509376470

>>509365183 (OP)
>>509365480
>>Styxhexenhammer
More like jewishnosejobhonken
Amirite

>>509365183 (OP)
Why americans like this type of political streamer? He and Asmongold are like twin brothers. I think americans have a type.

>>509377694
>We don't have this kind of streamer in GERMANY

>>509376219
>>509376059
This is why Styx donned the Hitler mustache on March 22, 2021. He was shattered to learn that his 100k subscribers victory was a sham.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ou8nc0wha2U&lc=UgigGTy20jjxe3gCoAEC

He never dedicated the video to me which I required in order to share unto him only the Secret Knowledge.
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/118058957/

The video was:
Regarding Youtube's Adsense TOS Changes, Possible General TOS Changes, and Notification Throttling
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JU41_whsb3Y

>>509365937
He hates the guy for being a hypocrite? For preaching against sin while being a secret sinner? So adulterers should preach that adultery is good? Drug users shouldn't warn against drug use?

>>509377978
I mean those arent little kids they are degenerates.

Look at him, showing off in his fancy new tuxedo. It's not a funeral, Styx.
But he knows that. He's just buttering up the old ladies so they'll send him donations. His current parishioners are locked in weekly tithes, so he's branching out to fresh territory. His ultimate goal? Laptops, a never ending tidal wave of gaming laptops,
Styx preaches endlessly about "morality" and "scriptural guidance", but beneath that tailored garb, slicked back hair, and glittery facade lies a a man with perverseness is in his heart, walking with crookedness of speech, winking with his eye, making signs with his foot, making indications with his fingers.
He is fabricating something bad all the time. Laptop donation scams.

Has he done a garden update lately?

Styxhexenhammer666 ran his gaming laptop donation scheme and now he's literally transforming into a harpy destined for the netherworld of the damned.

SEE FOR YOURSELVES !!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3SuXXTQDHc&t=120

>>509365937
Wasnt this nigga 90 when he died

>be styx
>beat ex-wife and mother of child
>forced to flee the EU
>move back to the US
>get drunk and beat new girlfriend
>arrested and convicted, can no longer have guns
>is now a certified lolcow and drunk
That's about all, peace out

>>509378318
He can't garden for shit

>>509376219

>>509365183 (OP)
lolcow tier

>>509366065
Its strange a few in the grifter clipper community is seemingly on vacation at the same time

Kino boys
Doody Streams
Wings of Sigma

>>509386807
He is the voice of your generation

>>509365183 (OP)
Looks like timu roach king

>>509365183 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wjKiRuw0lg

>>509386888
It's because they k what's about to happen and they've gone overseas to avoid the coming catastrophe.

>>509386888(checked)
>>509386908
What the fuck is this flag?

>>509365183 (OP)
>LOL now he claims to be an ex Green Barret, says he escaped from a POW camp.
>Actually compares himself to RAMBO.
Are you sure you didn't just fail to get when he is joking?

>>509365183 (OP)
I don't know who are the bigger faggots
Styx or the idiots that actually listen to him.

>>509386958
>It's because they k what's about to happen
Yeah. YouTube is cracking down on ‘unoriginal’ content with a major monetization change

Starting July 15, channels that do not meaningfully transform clips risk losing monetization. That includes reaction channels, compilation pages, and more

>>509387077
Comoros

>>509387154
How else are you supposed to get your daily CLANK?

>>509365183 (OP)
kino aesthetics not gonna lie.
looks more like revolutionary than green beret tho.

>now he claims to be an ex Green Barret
link it, stolen valor is a crime, and im tired of seeing his faggot face and all of you faggots post his faggot face

post it and get rid of him once and for all

>>509371824
As opposed to migatard desert demon YHWH worshipper

Thank you for your service o7