Very soon within our lifetimes the world is going to end.

It begins with the asteroid, that causes the Muslims to view it as a sign to begin the Jihad, and it ends with us all here on 4chan, watching America turn into An apocalyptic battlefield, with zombies l, mass murder, and all sorts of fucked up crazy shit happening.

Why?

Because they nuked the planet 1,000 times, and said that Hitler killed the Jews when it was actually the Americans who did it.

>>509368393 (OP)
this thing?
it happened earlier this year iirc

>>509368393 (OP)
>The Americans did it.
On accident no less, who also saved world communism with lend lease. Is there a term for the perfect meld of comedy and tragedy?

>>509369421
Those are mirrors placed in the late 60s, only the US has systems able to use it.

mm

wtf?

>>509369554
You are retarded, that is not how retroreflectors on the moon work, and it was ranged before they went there via the same method...

Every generation thinks it's the last. There's decrepit anons in their 40s that thought the world was ending 20 years ago but they're still here. Now put down the bottle and go to bed, it's nearly 6AM.

Which country is gonna bring Freedom and Democracy to UsAmericans?
Besides ourselves. Or is that what we're waiting for.

>>509370764
You think "yeah, it's highly unlikely the world would end NOW" but it's got to happen eventually and it just so happens to actually be happening now in 20 years.

>>509370764
They also said we would have tennis courts on the moon by 2025 when I was a kid.