My now-dead 22 year old Italian wife, just committed suicide today, she wrote that it was because I mistreated her and cooking for far too long. This is my last ever post, I will spend the rest of my life grieving and using her maternity leave money for emergency jet fuel, and my trip to the Cayman Islands (it was her dying wish)

Goodbye frens

>>509371056 (OP)
weirdo

>>509371056 (OP)
I hope that this is not true!

>>509371056 (OP)
Stop making shit up. Please /pol...I beg you. Reddit and twitter exist for a reason.

>>509371056 (OP)
Hey Elon.

>>509371056 (OP)
Moved on from the flight attendant v pilot schtick huh?

>>509371148
I swear, she would tell me that you guys were her only friends, so I've come to the only place that reminds me of her!

>>509371135
STOP BEIJG WEIRD, MY WIFE IS DEAD!

>>509371139
It’s a trollpost, of course

>>509371139
I hoped so too, after my dumb mother in law told me.

I finally saw my poor wife had jumped from the top of my house I bought for her, killing her instantly

>>509371377
You're the one who is trolling

>>509371227
Pilot? I'm an ATC technician, what the hell are you saying

I heard they have great French Toast in the Cayman islands.

Heres some more wife spam for anon's growing collection of spam

>>509371056 (OP)
This is a Mongolian basket weaving forum! Show wife’s dead tits OR GTFO

>>509372251
I know, but for some reason she grew fond of you guys I guess, she even said shed weave a basket for me.

Not sure why it had to be underwater, that's another 10k down the drain buying a pool

>>509372381
10k. Thats an interesting number. I wonder what else cost 10k

I don't like the violent episodes

>>509372456
A Garmin GTX 345, I just bought one! I CANT AFFORD THIS FUNERAL!

>>509371056 (OP)
goodbye Sundeep

>>509371056 (OP)
Good she had already reached her expiration date and solved the problem for you. Time for a new wife

>>509372857
Would you like an H-1B brownie?