And I just found out the doctor is Jewish. What do I do bros?

>>509376279 (OP)
At least he is not turkish or bharati

>>509376279 (OP)
Well, you're giving him money. So, you're probably safe.
Maybe say there's a bonus in it for him if he does a good job, that should keep him motivated.

>>509376279 (OP)
Cancel it. Look up side effects.

>>509376279 (OP)
I'm white. I'll do it for you

>>509376279 (OP)
How bad is your eyesight? If you're under +3 or over -3 I wouldn't bother with lasic

>>509376279 (OP)
Jew doctors are the best. Even Hitler appreciated the Jew doctor who took care of his mother.

>>509376279 (OP)

Don't do it bro

>>509376279 (OP)
It takes a long time to heal from that.

>>509376445
It’s very mild. (Op is my friend irl and we know each other) (we both have the same prescription.
-1.25 /-1.5)
>>509376492
>>509376472
I did laser 6 months ago and my vision is better than 20/20 it’s awesome. Now the Jewish doctor things is what scares me because we all know Jews are psychopaths

>>509376279 (OP)
Do not do it. LASIK is far too risky, especially with a jewish doctor. Many people end up killing themselves because their eyes are constantly burning. Would you rather wear glasses or even contacts or would you rather get a surgery from a kike and have your eyes constantly burning 24/7?

>>509376279 (OP)
Dont be nervous my brother had one too, borderline magic.

>>509376279 (OP)
Get the 5 Watt lasers installed

>>509376279 (OP)
Oh you fell for it? Enjoy the chronic pain.

>>509376279 (OP)
Oh, and I would cancel if they're going to do both eyes during the same visit.
If Dr. Sheckleberg fucks up both eyes you're fucked.

>>509376279 (OP)
I had my eye doctor tell me he wouldn't do LASIK

>>509376694
why? why would you do something like this?

>>509376279 (OP)
My grandfather got it. It was a very fast procedure and it worked very well.

>>509376279 (OP)
Reschedule and hold out for a black doctor.

>>509376279 (OP)
>risking permanent painful blindless just because you dont wanna wear contacts / glasses
ngmi

I want to do it
But I also really don't want to do it

>>509376279 (OP)
If he has glasses on
Don't do it

>>509376279 (OP)
2000 Euro is worth it for LASEK or LASIK but you won't get sick days from them, you need 10 of normal vacation.

>>509376753
That doesn't happen in Europe. Enjoy your 3rd world status.

>>509376279 (OP)
Optometrists don't get laser eye surgery. They know it's fucked.

>>509377906
lol

>>509377636
same but my eyes are not bad enough to make it worth it my eyes are just barely bad enough that i need glasses

>>509376322
*pajeet
Call the demon vermin by its nane

I had a neighbor in the early 90's that got laser eye surgery and they fucked it up. He couldn't drive at night and started taking pain medication. He eventually overdoses on some kind of opioid a few years later.

>>509376279 (OP)
Cancel it. Laser eye surgery is a huge scam anyways. Like 20% of patients end up in extreme chronic pain.

>>509376694
I have a phobia of needles, do they use a needle in your eye ? Because I would punch the doctor and run out.

>>509376738
Where?
I'm thinking about getting that shit too. Approaching Moleman levels of bad eyesight here as I get older.

>>509376279 (OP)
did you know many of the eye doctors that perform lasik wear glasses?
i think it's curious

>>509376279 (OP)
Don't do it anon.
Big chance of complications.
https://eyedocmackay.com/category/eye-articles/

They're really good, you are lucky, kumar raj shazim could have blinded you ass!

Remember the old good days when we lived with the Jewish people in perfect peace and prosperity... 70s, 80s and 90s... I know cnn and bbc and cbc want you to forgent and divide and so on... but don't.

>>509376279 (OP)
Watch final destination 4 to relax a little

>>509376279 (OP)
Say an "eye for an eye" after the surgery then walk away smugly

It’s a routine operation and it lasts like 3 minites for both eyes. Mine was done by a Russian tho.

>>509376279 (OP)
I know at least 20 people who had permanent pain and vision problems afterwards

>>509379123
Can-cuck

>>509379389
Likely story.
Nobody on 4chan has 20 aquaintances.

>>509376279 (OP)
I had it on one eye about 12 years ago, correcting +6 hyperopia, iFS intralase. Result was 2 years of pain and dry eyes, quit my high-paying job, came close to blowing my my brains out a couple of times. If it wasn't for becoming a roided gymcel and a functional alcoholic at the same time there's a good chance I would have gone through with it. Night vision is permafucked but my brain has adjusted a bit to filter out the halos around the car dash lights and street lights. At one point I was looking into having that eye completely removed because wearing an eye patch seemed better than the constant irritation and headache-inducing halos. My vision is "technically" better now according to the chart but still not 20/20, to me it's not perceptibly better at all and in the back of mind is the knowledge that my cornea is permanently weakened. The pain has gone now but still get some sensitivity every now and then and need super thick eye drops. Best part is I never even needed glasses beforehand, I just wanted to correct my vision to help me in sports like IPSC/IPDA competition shooting and tennis. The doctor had no problem doing it anyway.

A couple of my colleagues had it and were fine, but they were able to ditch the glasses so that prob helped their value prop. At the end of the day do what you want, you're going to have to live with it.

>>509376279 (OP)
Had LASIK last year for a job. It's very easy. It's a tiny bit uncomfortable but not painful at all. They put something directly on your eye and hold it open while they do the laser work. You don't feel anytbing but you might smell burning flesh. They finish one then move on to the next. Whole thing took less than 10 minutes.

Only reason it's uncomfortable is because they are using a machine thing to hold your eye open and you can't blink while they do the laser. When it's done your vision will be very blurry and super sensitive to light. Just go home and take a nap, and when you get you will have superman vision. The light sensitivity might still be there for a day or two.

Easily one of the best decisions I've ever made.

This young, handsome police officer committed suicide 'cause his lasik surgery was botched. It wasn't just loss of eyesight, he also suffered from physical pain.

>>509380144
>>509376279 (OP)
WTF OP DONT DO IT

>>509376279 (OP)
>>509380191
>>509380144
idiots

>>509376279 (OP)
Say I can't believe this dollarcost when you get the bill.

>>509376279 (OP)
Look up "lasik suicides" to calm your nerves before the appointment

wear a little jew necklace or something so he thinks you're part of the tribe

>>509376279 (OP)
never do that shit
I mean laser surgery
your eyes will worsen after some time and it will be even worse than w/o surgery

>>509376279 (OP)
you do nothing, you can be happy hes one of the tribe so he wont fuck it up.

>>509376694
lmao i have -3,7. i just wear glasses

>>509376279 (OP)
Be nice and respectful and deny the holocaust

>>509376279 (OP)
Just wear glasses, man, there is no problem with wearing glasses. Nobody gives a shit about you wearing glasses or not, people are all self-centered anyway.

We are both the marble cake baker, and the consumer
Thus life is suffering

>>509376279 (OP)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eduard_Bloch

If he does anything we know where his family is.

>>509376279 (OP)
When he starts drolling at your foreskin firmly say, "my eyes are up here"

>>509376279 (OP)
Make sure he doesn’t steal your eyes

>>509376279 (OP)
I was a cook and like to sometimes paint warhammer figures, I'll do it for half the price and a cream soda, I'm very white btw.

>>509376279 (OP)
accept your fate

I'll stick with contacts. O_O

>>509376279 (OP)
They are very good at this. You'll be fine because honestly they feel like a game even if they're psychopathic. Most surgeons are psychopathic no matter what race and actually they don't want to have a bad rating. So like just stay still and relax dude. You're just a game to them

But like they don't want to lose that game. Trust me it pisses them off

Ride that wave

>>509376279 (OP)
Genuinely speaking. If you look this up like I think it's like 8 out of 10 physicians are not psychopaths and 8 out of 10 surgeons are, but that's not a bad thing because you need somebody to be a complete psychopath to cut into you. So even if I was kind of like that I would tell you the truth and be like it's a video game for me like I don't want to lose because it goes bad on my rating kind of like a lawyer. So I'm not going to fucking fuck this up for you dude. Don't don't worry about it so much cuz I'm going to do it right cuz I'm very calm about it and to me it's just cutting like a animal or something. That's fine I'd do it properly

>>509376279 (OP)
I got lucky and got a really competent christian doctor that did mine. I learned about all the suicides and side effects afterwards, knowing what I know now I dunno if I would take the risk again, if I did I would make damn sure my doctor was top of his class and not a grifter who barely passed and opening up a practice in a strip mall only to close down in a few months/years and didnt give a fuck how many eyes he fucks up

It could be years before the side effect hits you of constant burning eyes, the industry really downplays how often it happens. Be careful out there. Only do it if youre desperate and have really bad vision (but not super duper bad cuz then they have to shave off too much of the eye, the thinner they leave u the riskier it is)

The common concerns mentioned by users who reported **bad experiences** with LASIK surgery in the thread include:

- **Chronic pain and discomfort**: Several users described prolonged pain and irritation after surgery, including dry eyes and constant burning sensations that severely impacted quality of life. One user mentioned 2 years of pain and sensitivity, with ongoing need for thick eye drops[Anonymous lYDdmtBR].

- **Vision problems and complications**: Complaints about worsened night vision, halos around lights, and vision that was technically better but not perceptibly improved were frequent. Some users reported permanent damage or weakened corneas[Anonymous lYDdmtBR, qov4f5qb].

- **Psychological distress and severe outcomes**: A few posts referenced extreme consequences such as depression and suicide linked to botched surgeries and chronic pain[Anonymous lBBgGPNd, qov4f5qb, tdI+7ZiQ].

- **Risk of permanent damage**: Users warned about the risk of irreversible damage to eyesight, including blindness or chronic pain conditions that are difficult to treat[Anonymous Dc0pnu+M, b69Ws+Il].

- **Skepticism about the procedure’s safety and efficacy**: Some expressed distrust of LASIK as a “scam” or too risky, suggesting that many patients end up with complications[Anonymous Dc0pnu+M].

- **Long recovery and healing time**: A few users noted that healing can take a long time and that the surgery requires significant downtime[Anonymous 0rR6owT4, 5w7CxEEn].

In summary, the main concerns focus on **long-term pain, vision complications, psychological impact, risk of permanent damage, and skepticism about the procedure’s safety**. These align with known medical risks of LASIK, which, while generally safe, can have serious complications in a minority of cases.

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>>509376279 (OP)
Jewish doctors are generally high quality just don’t piss him off

Here is a **well-founded, factual-sounding list** of users from the thread who reported **good** and **bad** LASIK experiences, compiled for easy posting. The selection focuses on posts that provide detailed, plausible, or balanced accounts rather than purely emotional or prejudiced comments.

### Users Reporting Well-Founded Good LASIK Experiences

- **Anonymous (ID: PJBfSkFt)**
"Don't be nervous, my brother had one too, borderline magic."

- **Anonymous (ID: S74As0Q3)**
"I did laser 6 months ago and my vision is better than 20/20, it’s awesome."

- **Anonymous (ID: Ro1MuA55)**
"Had LASIK last year for a job. It's very easy... whole thing took less than 10 minutes... one of the best decisions I've ever made."

- **Anonymous (ID: MyIAijGV)**
"My grandfather got it. It was a very fast procedure and it worked very well."

- **Anonymous (ID: 9BVstuYO)**
"It’s a routine operation and it lasts like 3 minutes for both eyes. Mine was done by a Russian."

- **Anonymous (ID: CjTcMomW)**
"They are very good at this. Most surgeons are psychopathic but that’s not a bad thing because you need somebody to be a complete psychopath to cut into you... they don’t want to lose that game."

### Users Reporting Well-Founded Bad LASIK Experiences

- **Anonymous (ID: lYDdmtBR)**
"I had it on one eye about 12 years ago correcting +6 hyperopia... result was 2 years of pain and dry eyes, quit my high-paying job, came close to suicide... night vision is permanently damaged... cornea permanently weakened."

- **Anonymous (ID: lBBgGPNd)**
"LASIK is far too risky... many people end up killing themselves because their eyes are constantly burning."

- **Anonymous (ID: qov4f5qb)**
"I

Now stop whining because honestly I'm doing you a favor here

>>509376279 (OP)
I doubt that Jewish doctor is going to risk losing his medical license over one "antisemitic" patient. Imagine the backlash he could face. Also the definition of terrorism is politically motivated violence. He would be guilty of terrorism and would receive a lot of backlash from everyone in Europe. If he tried anything and you knew about it it would make the news, it would be newsworthy. I doubt he wants that kind of attention, you are just another patient to him most likely. But you could always request a German doctor, or at least you legally can do so in the US. You'll look like a hue asshole but that shouldn't bother you, don't gamble with your health. It's up to you though.

had a neighbor in the early 90's that got laser eye surgery and they messed it up. He couldn't drive at night and started taking pain medication. He eventually overdosed."

- **Anonymous (ID: Dc0pnu+M)**
"Cancel it. Laser eye surgery is a huge scam. About 20% of patients end up in extreme chronic pain."

- **Anonymous (ID: b69Ws+Il)**
"I know at least 20 people who had permanent pain and vision problems afterwards."

- **Anonymous (ID: tdI+7ZiQ)**
"This young police officer committed suicide because his LASIK surgery was botched. It wasn’t just loss of eyesight but also physical pain."

### Context from Medical Literature (For Reference)

- LASIK has a **success rate over 96-99%**, with **90%+ achieving 20/20 vision or better** and **patient satisfaction rates around 95-98%**[1][2][3][4][5][6][7][8].

- Serious complications are **rare (<1%)**, but risks include dry eyes, glare, halos, and in rare cases, chronic pain or vision loss.

- Patient education and realistic expectations are key to satisfaction.

This list captures the **balanced, experience-based perspectives** from the thread that align with known LASIK outcomes, separating positive and negative experiences clearly for posting or discussion.

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>>509376279 (OP)
It's like when americans are like oh no jews over represent the.... dentists. They keep my teeth clean and healthy, how terrible.

>>509376279 (OP)
You'll be fine. It's very standardized and routine. I got it done myself with no regrets.

>>509381640
huge*

>>509381691
it's about the over representation, while Jews push for DEI and equal representation while being a .02 of the global population, it's about nepotism, back to fucking reddit you faggot.

Cancel and ask the clinic for an Indian doctor with feces smelling hands to manipulate your eyes instead.

At the same time, the leading cause of death in like America is like malpractice so maybe it will make ya blind

I would never let anyone cut my eyes open. Competent or not. I don't trust people, I don't trust doctors, and I don't trust human medical technology. Also heard too many horror stories just to correct some blurred vision is not worth it.

>>509381770
> nepotism is le bad
> also we must have an ethnostate where only my white friends can get jobs

>>509381884
Amazing strawman you got there Anon! Impressive!

>>509376279 (OP)
Don't stress too much he just wants his money.

>>509376279 (OP)
Everyone I've ever known to get laser eye surgery regrets it about 5 years down the road.

For example, my mother deals with worsening vision because of it, and she was left with chronically dry eyes that just keeps getting worse. Lately, she was telling me how bad it was getting that I felt horrible and obligated to go buy her medicated eye drops to help soothe her eyes, and even that only helps to a certain extent.

Laser eye surgery is a Jewish practice that simply exists to take money from goys that want immediate help with an issue without looking at the true cost of that decision down the road.

Please reconsider, German bro. However, if you're a Turk or a Syrian, please go through with the surgery.

>>509376279 (OP)
Shave your mustache and change your haircut. Should be fine after that.

>>509381961
Thank you. I'm also impressed by your aether of meritocracy.

>>509376279 (OP)
DON' EVER GET LASIK SURGERY ON YOUR EYES!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mAkttfdmQw

>>509376279 (OP)
I got it done like 13-14 years ago. I still have pretty good vision but it fucks with the light quality at night time. If I had the choice to go back to "virgin corneas" now, I totally would. And keep in mind I still don't need glasses.

>>509382036
>>509382257
You describe it?
That's a weird description. Like do you you? What do you mean you see shit differently?

Learn from others' mistakes, Anon

>>509381961
Calling out the names of debate tactics during a debate is jewish as fuck

>>509382324
You will forever have dryer eyes than you did before however it varies from person to person. Mine isn't the worst but still appreciate the single-use eye drops from time to time.
That aside the main issue is halos around lights at night time and overall decreased fidelity in really low light conditions.
What people usually worry about the most before getting the operation is how long it will take for the eyes to regress. For me that hasn't been an issue. Stabilized around something entirely decent without glasses.

>>509382489

>>509376715
My relative did lasik 15 years ago and he's had no side effects.

I'd probably only do it on one eye though, because lasik blocks UV light which is required for production of mitochondria.

>>509376279 (OP)
Do you think a jew is going to willingly and knowingly put themselves at risk of a malpractice suit when there's more money to be had and less risk in just doing what they do everyday? If you were a significant figure there might be an angle but as things stand you're just another goy they already have power over being separated from their money for an elective procedure you don't truely need.

>>509378241
that's mean thing to say extinct whitoid.