American refugee in Scandinavia - /pol/ (#509379960) [Archived: 655 hours ago]

Anonymous ID: 5vrPQ+Oi
7/3/2025, 9:56:18 AM No.509379960
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I’m autistic, queer and chronically ill. I currently live in America and am petrified of being a victim of eugenics. The Trump administration has made it clear they do not want me or any of my other autistic comrades to exist. RFK will soon move forward in finding a way to eradicate autistics. Same thing with queer people. The big bill that was just passed also cuts Medicare, which is crucial to my survival.

Since I’m unable to work a real job or be politically active in the streets due to my autistic and disabled identities my best option would be taking refuge in one of the Scandinavian countries. I’m particularly drawn to Iceland and Finland. All Scandinavian countries have some of the best healthcare in the world. They have the best benefits and aid for disabled and chronically ill people in the world. Very mutual aid-based cultures. And they’re basically autistic utopias since Scandinavians don’t do small talk, are very quiet and reserved, and don’t look people in the eye when they talk. Their languages are also very direct and much less ambiguous. They’re also very solitary people. I know society is what disabled me so if I could move to a Scandinavian country my disabilities would no longer be a problem and I’d be free.

But Scandinavian countries have some the the tightest immigration restrictions in the world. They don’t allow refugees fleeing from wars in so of course they won’t allow autistic comrades fleeing eugenics in. I’m fucking livid about it. Moving to Iceland, Finland or any other Scandinavian country is my only hope and the only hope of millions of other autistics in America. We are literally on the verge of being exterminated and yet we still can’t take refuge in the only countries that can save us.

So is it possible I'll be granted asylum?
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Anonymous ID: BycWU33h
7/3/2025, 9:58:05 AM No.509380033
Fuck off were full mutt, but you should kys asap.
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Anonymous ID: 5vrPQ+Oi
7/3/2025, 9:59:26 AM No.509380097
>>509380033
Which country are you in? Show flag.
Anonymous ID: 25OoRGMG
7/3/2025, 10:00:10 AM No.509380127
>let me come parasite off your gibs
No. Stay there
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Anonymous ID: 5vrPQ+Oi
7/3/2025, 10:02:21 AM No.509380210
>>509380127
I'm going to be a literal victim of eugenics very soon. I have the right to seek asylum anywhere I please.
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Anonymous ID: 25OoRGMG
7/3/2025, 10:03:47 AM No.509380268
>>509380210
No you don't. And everyone is getting fucked over. Europe doesn't need parasites to fix it. Your best bet is a quiet comfy life in the American rust belt.
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Anonymous ID: 5vrPQ+Oi
7/3/2025, 10:04:53 AM No.509380315
>>509380268
How am I a parasite? Because I don't want to be eradicated by Trump's America which wants me and all other autistic people dead?
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Anonymous ID: ud88trS0United States
7/3/2025, 10:06:06 AM No.509380352
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>>509379960 (OP)
Haiiiii gay fed, I'm also autistic and gayyy, sowwy but RFK Jr told me in a dream he's gonna force all of us to fight to the death in a UFC promo, sowwy I don't make the wules :(
Anonymous ID: 25OoRGMG
7/3/2025, 10:06:20 AM No.509380359
>>509380315
Can you take care of yourself in all aspects of modern life? No? Parasite. Europe is full of them already.
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Anonymous ID: 5vrPQ+Oi
7/3/2025, 10:07:05 AM No.509380391
>>509380359
I have dignity as a human being as all disabled folks do.
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Anonymous ID: uzf/Ja+vDenmark
7/3/2025, 10:08:14 AM No.509380442
>>509379960 (OP)
I’m American voted for Trump then moved to Scandinavia because I like to see others seethe
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Anonymous ID: 25OoRGMG
7/3/2025, 10:09:02 AM No.509380477
>>509380391
I've seen disabled folks be upper middle class, not reliant on gibs.
Anonymous ID: 5vrPQ+Oi
7/3/2025, 10:09:43 AM No.509380508
>>509380442
How easy is it to move there?

Also how easy is life for autistic people?
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Anonymous ID: zkiaorC8United States
7/3/2025, 10:12:01 AM No.509380620
>>509380391
you seem capable of feeding yourself, clothing yourself, holding an argument online
you have no excuse, social inept or anxiety doesnt count as a disability worth getting a jobless life
you deserve the axe coming your way
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Anonymous ID: uzf/Ja+vDenmark
7/3/2025, 10:12:36 AM No.509380641
>>509380508
Hard unless your a straight white male
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Anonymous ID: WGHkJRqiSweden
7/3/2025, 10:12:58 AM No.509380658
>>509379960 (OP)
We're way better at eugenics than the mutts though. The ogs, actually, real forerunners. Anyway, you'll hate it here and everyone will hate you. Your image of "scandinavia" (in which neither Iceland nor Finland is included, RETARD) is 100% brainrotted online memes and propaganda. I hope you die.
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Anonymous ID: UKo25MF4United States
7/3/2025, 10:13:18 AM No.509380675
>>509380442
Holy based
Anonymous ID: 5vrPQ+Oi
7/3/2025, 10:13:25 AM No.509380684
>>509380620
Not all support needs are visible. I struggle tremendously in social situations and have never been able to work any job.

>>509380641
I'm white and assigned male at birth.
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Anonymous ID: Ep0XxBnHFrance
7/3/2025, 10:14:37 AM No.509380725
>>509379960 (OP)
White people are a scourge and you must flee them. They will never accept you.
I recommand Singapore or Morocco. Those places will value and cherish you. Don't forget to tell them how gay you are every time you speak.
Anonymous ID: 25OoRGMG
7/3/2025, 10:14:45 AM No.509380732
>>509380684
>assigned male at birth.
Kys
Anonymous ID: 5vrPQ+Oi
7/3/2025, 10:15:06 AM No.509380749
>>509380658
>We're way better at eugenics than the mutts though.

How? Your country has some of the world's best healthcare and benefits for disabled folks. And your culture is extremely autistic-friendly.
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Anonymous ID: Ep0XxBnHFrance
7/3/2025, 10:15:47 AM No.509380778
>>509380684
I am a deranged skizo, I think you should be the one who go to industrial maintenance to pay taxes that make me live work free.
And I will vote to make you pay more taxes.
Anonymous ID: WGHkJRqiSweden
7/3/2025, 10:17:06 AM No.509380835
>>509380749
How what? The social democrats ran eugenics programs before it was cool and we're better race scientists than any atlantoid. There's no how, it's just what it is.
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Anonymous ID: Ep0XxBnHFrance
7/3/2025, 10:17:29 AM No.509380848
>>509380749
Are you aware that public healthcare is minimal in Sweden? You have to pay and to be accepted in what they call a syndicate to get a good one.

They are good because they can refuse you and are in competition with each other.
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Anonymous ID: 5vrPQ+Oi
7/3/2025, 10:19:01 AM No.509380904
>>509380835
>>509380848
I would never be oppressed for being autistic and chronically ill in Sweden like I currently am in America.
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Anonymous ID: WGHkJRqiSweden
7/3/2025, 10:19:59 AM No.509380947
>>509380904
Yes you would. By me. I'd make sure of it. Then I'd report you for sterilization.
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Anonymous ID: 5vrPQ+Oi
7/3/2025, 10:24:44 AM No.509381139
>>509380947
Proof the Swedish government sterilizes autistic folks?
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Anonymous ID: MvolqPiDNorway
7/3/2025, 10:25:13 AM No.509381157
>>509379960 (OP)
Don't come here we don't need your faggotry.


I feel actual pain at the idea of people like you coming here and spreading your gay ass ideologies. Voting against the interest of the natives which you inevitably will do.

If this is bait then congrats.
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Anonymous ID: Ep0XxBnHFrance
7/3/2025, 10:26:22 AM No.509381212
>>509380904
So, you don't know Sweden, but you are 100% sure it's the political system that you think is the best in the world. One that would give you everything for free for no reason.

Autists are logical. You are not. I think you are just a lazy idiot who want to put label on himself to justify their lazyness and ask for free money.
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Anonymous ID: Ep0XxBnHFrance
7/3/2025, 10:27:15 AM No.509381260
>>509381139
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Compulsory_sterilisation_in_Sweden
Anonymous ID: +ZCJ1fhYUnited States
7/3/2025, 10:27:25 AM No.509381269
>>509381157
Imagine falling for this fags bait.
Anonymous ID: 5vrPQ+Oi
7/3/2025, 10:28:12 AM No.509381301
>>509381157
Why should I be allowed to claim asylum in Norway or some other Scandinavian country?
Anonymous ID: 8RskvzTXUnited States
7/3/2025, 10:28:30 AM No.509381313
>>509379960 (OP)
Yes, good luck finding that home in Scandinavia!
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Anonymous ID: da/3AKoLNorway
7/3/2025, 10:31:10 AM No.509381427
If you can't take care of yourself, you're not meant to survive
That's the rule of nature
Anonymous ID: 5vrPQ+Oi
7/3/2025, 10:31:15 AM No.509381429
>>509381313
I would be an asylum seeker and they would provide me with housing.
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Anonymous ID: PClG+YAKAustria
7/3/2025, 10:31:39 AM No.509381446
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Anonymous ID: tgzAlvj+
7/3/2025, 10:32:28 AM No.509381486
>>509379960 (OP)
Untermensch faggots like you deserve to be gassed and skullcapped.
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Anonymous ID: Ep0XxBnHFrance
7/3/2025, 10:32:41 AM No.509381491
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>>509381429
One: you are white. Gibs are for non whites. Whites are just good enough to pay taxes.
Two: you would need a time machine to 2012.
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Anonymous ID: 8RskvzTXUnited States
7/3/2025, 10:33:08 AM No.509381516
>>509381429
Sounds like a plan!
Anonymous ID: QSeDtLl6
7/3/2025, 10:34:36 AM No.509381582
>>509379960 (OP)
go to university abroad so you can claim asylum when things go bad enough in the US to get it accepted (they aren't at that level yet)
Anonymous ID: hUCiBH6dSweden
7/3/2025, 10:35:03 AM No.509381602
Fuck of don't come here
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Anonymous ID: 5vrPQ+Oi
7/3/2025, 10:35:14 AM No.509381609
>>509381446
>>509381486
Autistic folks deserve basic human dignity.

>>509381491
Who is to say I would be living in any of those cities?
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Anonymous ID: YfShPaL6Sweden
7/3/2025, 10:35:43 AM No.509381637
>>509380210
We don't want niggers or muts, stay away
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Anonymous ID: TyaFLZKVNorway
7/3/2025, 10:36:13 AM No.509381665
Immigrating to Scandinavia? Extremely hard, if not impossible unless you're a Schengen member. Amerimutts have to compete with both locals AND before the rest of Europe before employers are legally allowed to hire you.

Realistically there are 2 options, marrying a Scandinavian or PhDing in a field there are few to none on the continent doing.

AKA, you're not coming in. But we already know you're in Scandinavia OP.
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Anonymous ID: 5vrPQ+Oi
7/3/2025, 10:36:26 AM No.509381682
>>509381637
I'm white though?
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Anonymous ID: 5vrPQ+Oi
7/3/2025, 10:37:26 AM No.509381724
>>509381665
I would be coming as an asylum seeker looking to escape from my pending extermination in America under the Trump eugenicist government.
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Anonymous ID: YfShPaL6Sweden
7/3/2025, 10:37:32 AM No.509381728
>>509381682
I doubt it
Anonymous ID: Ep0XxBnHFrance
7/3/2025, 10:40:22 AM No.509381871
>>509381609
You already have basic human dignity, but it's illegal to force me to work for free, at least in theory. It's time to put this into practice.

>>509381609
Wait... On top of your idiotic and uneducated opinions you think that beggars are choosers?
How does it work in your head? You come at the airpost and tell them that they must give you a rural home and a livable income on top of a free healthcare?
Do you really think they won't laught at you?

You are white, you CAN NOT claim asylum. Why do you even think this racket exsit?
Anonymous ID: Ep0XxBnHFrance
7/3/2025, 10:41:05 AM No.509381907
>>509381724
White people don't have the right to claim asylum.
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Anonymous ID: 5vrPQ+Oi
7/3/2025, 10:46:22 AM No.509382098
>>509381907
Disabled people fleeing eugenics do.
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Anonymous ID: N84eS/3lNorway
7/3/2025, 10:48:40 AM No.509382198
>>509379960 (OP)
>So is it possible I'll be granted asylum?
Not as American and no visa if you don't work.
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Anonymous ID: 5vrPQ+Oi
7/3/2025, 10:49:00 AM No.509382209
>>509382198
I'm disabled and would be on disability.
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Anonymous ID: nuks7QJo
7/3/2025, 10:50:19 AM No.509382281
>>509379960 (OP)
>I’m autistic, queer and chronically ill
The Germans have a term for freaks like you "Lebensunwertes Leben". Try Iran. They will love you!
Anonymous ID: sOHoos56Sweden
7/3/2025, 10:51:13 AM No.509382318
>>509379960 (OP)
>>autistic
Ok
>>queer
Damn he fell for it.
>>and chronically ill.
now you are repeating yourself
Anonymous ID: mCjodj7gSweden
7/3/2025, 10:52:03 AM No.509382361
>>509379960 (OP)
>All Scandinavian countries have some of the best healthcare in the world.
asg
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Anonymous ID: 5vrPQ+Oi
7/3/2025, 10:53:09 AM No.509382394
>>509382361
"asg?"
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Anonymous ID: Ep0XxBnHFrance
7/3/2025, 10:53:30 AM No.509382404
>>509382098
WHITE disabbled people fleeing eugenics don't.

The only white people who ever got asylums were the South Africans ones who suffer an actual genocide and have been accepted only by Trump. Do you remember how everyone was mad that some white people got access to asylum too? Now imagine for a white American fleing a fisrt world safe country.

>>509382209
Black people who are sick are given imediate nationality, healtcare and live off benefit in social housing. You, you are white.
Somebody have to pay the taxes.
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Anonymous ID: 5vrPQ+Oi
7/3/2025, 10:54:20 AM No.509382446
>>509382404
I thought France hated PoC?
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Anonymous ID: mCjodj7gSweden
7/3/2025, 10:54:47 AM No.509382465
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>>509382394
Anonymous ID: SqFPSFlrSweden
7/3/2025, 10:56:10 AM No.509382525
>>509379960 (OP)
On the behalf of all scandinavian countries - WE DONT WANT YOU! My country already made the mistake of taking in hordes of fucking worthless people and it went straight down into the toilet.
Name one reason any of us would like to pay for and accommodate your worthless ass?
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Anonymous ID: Ep0XxBnHFrance
7/3/2025, 10:57:13 AM No.509382569
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>>509382446
If that was the case, we wouldn't be 30% PoC.
Anonymous ID: ICuHOYotNorway
7/3/2025, 10:57:35 AM No.509382584
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>>509379960 (OP)
Kill yourself faggot.
You will not be protected here the locals will bully you even more.
Anonymous ID: Ep0XxBnHFrance
7/3/2025, 10:58:08 AM No.509382610
>>509382525
>Name one reason any of us would like to pay for and accommodate your worthless ass?
He want free money. It mean you have the moral duty to give him free money.
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Anonymous ID: SqFPSFlrSweden
7/3/2025, 10:59:07 AM No.509382645
>>509382610
We dont really feel that way anymore
Anonymous ID: 5vrPQ+Oi
7/3/2025, 10:59:33 AM No.509382664
>>509382525
>Name one reason any of us would like to pay for and accommodate your worthless ass?

I would be an asylum seeker escaping eugenics.
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Anonymous ID: tgzAlvj+
7/3/2025, 11:00:03 AM No.509382686
>>509381609
The only thing you deserve is a revolver to give a blowjob to.
Anonymous ID: SqFPSFlrSweden
7/3/2025, 11:03:39 AM No.509382816
>>509382664
That is a net-drain on our society and our economy.
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Anonymous ID: Ep0XxBnHFrance
7/3/2025, 11:03:53 AM No.509382823
>>509382664
It would have worked if you were black or brown. You are white.
Now you go pay some taxes so protected people can live easy lives.
Anonymous ID: ofhGnqVRUnited States
7/3/2025, 11:03:53 AM No.509382824
>>509379960 (OP)
No, try Yemen.
Anonymous ID: 5vrPQ+Oi
7/3/2025, 11:04:17 AM No.509382841
>>509382816
Why wouldn't they take me in?
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Anonymous ID: XHhzo7W/Finland
7/3/2025, 11:04:48 AM No.509382860
>>509379960 (OP)
Stay in your own fucking country you brown immigrant fuck.
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Anonymous ID: SqFPSFlrSweden
7/3/2025, 11:05:15 AM No.509382878
>>509382841
You are bringing nothing of value and you cost a lot of resources.
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Anonymous ID: ckz+RRneUnited States
7/3/2025, 11:06:52 AM No.509382941
>>509379960 (OP)
If you can’t fogure out how to move there in spite of the high bars and restrictions that then you aren’t actually white and so I won’t help you.
Anonymous ID: 5vrPQ+Oi
7/3/2025, 11:07:06 AM No.509382961
>>509382878
Scandinavian countries have plenty of resources. They have the best disability care in the world.

>>509382860
I'm white.
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Anonymous ID: bWTplHvpSweden
7/3/2025, 11:07:51 AM No.509382991
>>509379960 (OP)
Finland and Iceland aren't Scandinavian, retard mutt. You don't know anything about the world outside America. Stay there and die slow.
Anonymous ID: bcbWGtlPUnited States
7/3/2025, 11:08:08 AM No.509383003
>>509379960 (OP)
>I’m autistic, queer and chronically ill.
You were born for the gas chamber
Anonymous ID: ckz+RRneUnited States
7/3/2025, 11:09:24 AM No.509383058
>>509381313
You can buy a home in Scandinavia without any sort of real restriction, actually. My dad owns a cabin up near the subarctic in Sweden.
Anonymous ID: mCjodj7gSweden
7/3/2025, 11:09:44 AM No.509383071
>>509382841
För din blöja läcker, dags att byta
Anonymous ID: ckz+RRneUnited States
7/3/2025, 11:10:18 AM No.509383098
>>509381665
>unless you're a Schengen member.
Anon shhh don’t let OP know what the solution is!
Anonymous ID: bWTplHvpSweden
7/3/2025, 11:10:21 AM No.509383100
>>509380749
You don't have any idea what you are talking about, retard kys
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Anonymous ID: 5vrPQ+Oi
7/3/2025, 11:11:29 AM No.509383144
>>509383100
Explain it then.
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Anonymous ID: bWTplHvpSweden
7/3/2025, 11:11:41 AM No.509383155
>>509381212
Based analysis, might buy a pain riche later in reverence
Anonymous ID: Ep0XxBnHFrance
7/3/2025, 11:11:51 AM No.509383161
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>>509382961
>Scandinavian countries have plenty of resources.
Again, you need a time machine for 2012. Times have changed, Sweden is an impovershing country now, like every single country that have accepted millions of poor people with no skills and a tendency to violence.
Google "Sweden grenade attack"

You wish you lived in a nigger free world, and trust me, so do I. But we don't.


>I'm white.
And this is why you can't use the illegal immigration system.
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Anonymous ID: yfc3tKLoUnited States
7/3/2025, 11:13:55 AM No.509383229
>>509379960 (OP)
Honestly it sounds like your only option for getting in to one of those places is if you marry a local. Being a fag works out in your favor here since men are more likely to take on a charity case as long as you're attractive enough and dtf regularly. Is there an international version of grindr you can sign up for?
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Anonymous ID: bWTplHvpSweden
7/3/2025, 11:14:07 AM No.509383237
>>509382394
You don't know the first thing about us lmao
Anonymous ID: 5vrPQ+Oi
7/3/2025, 11:14:27 AM No.509383255
>>509383161
>Sweden is an impovershing country now,

So why do they continually rank as one of the greatest countries in the world for healthcare and disability care?
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Anonymous ID: bWTplHvpSweden
7/3/2025, 11:15:44 AM No.509383310
>>509383144
No.
Anonymous ID: hVY741raUnited States
7/3/2025, 11:16:31 AM No.509383341
>im done shitting up america now that it's 50% white
>im ready to ruin Europe can I come over bro?
lol
nah you will stay and live with your violent nigger pets until they impulsive kill you. prost!
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Anonymous ID: 5vrPQ+Oi
7/3/2025, 11:18:58 AM No.509383449
>>509383341
I'm autistic, highly vulnerable and need to claim asylum. Trump's administration wants me dead.
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Anonymous ID: SqFPSFlrSweden
7/3/2025, 11:19:01 AM No.509383453
>>509382961
So? Why the fuck do we want to give it to you?
Anonymous ID: hVY741raUnited States
7/3/2025, 11:19:15 AM No.509383461
>>509381609
>Autistic folks deserve basic human
Only apolitical or nazi ones. Leftist communist variant are barely fit to be fertilizer.
Anonymous ID: bjnkzrgyUnited States
7/3/2025, 11:20:36 AM No.509383510
>>509383229
He could just find a fellow shut-in autist in Sweden who can't attract a woman and is willing to get gay married. Do immigration authorities make you sodomize each other in front of them to prove it's a real gay marriage?
Anonymous ID: hVY741raUnited States
7/3/2025, 11:20:49 AM No.509383519
>>509383449
You should ask the black or latinx community to look after you. I bet they have goodwill towards a white down on xis luck.
Anonymous ID: OjG5gOq2Sweden
7/3/2025, 11:21:25 AM No.509383549
>>509380749
>And your culture is extremely autistic-friendly.
It's not friendly to any sort of original or unique individualist expression. Defy any social norm, share any unconventional opinion or question the values imposed by the rulers and you'll be hated. You'll have to be a complete subjugated NPC with no real thoughts or desires of your own to get by.
Replies: >>509383647 >>509386037
Anonymous ID: bjnkzrgyUnited States
7/3/2025, 11:22:37 AM No.509383600
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>>509383449
>Trump's administration wants me dead.
That part is true. They want autists dead, especially antisemitic ones.
Replies: >>509384470
Anonymous ID: hVY741raUnited States
7/3/2025, 11:23:44 AM No.509383647
>>509383549
Youre right, but also so is he, because introverted autistic types are at least left alone to work and live their lives. In Amerikek even the jobs that should be solitary involve some oversocialized niggerfaggot saying all kinds of meaningless phrases at you in their misguided, poorly socialized attempt at being social.
Replies: >>509383728
Anonymous ID: WGHkJRqiSweden
7/3/2025, 11:26:21 AM No.509383728
>>509383647
Maybe as some kind of senior IT guy. The rest? Shit out of luck.
Replies: >>509383867
Anonymous ID: ofhGnqVRUnited States
7/3/2025, 11:27:30 AM No.509383775
>>509383449
You're at the top of their list. You should just get it over with and kys. Your poc "allies" hate you.
Anonymous ID: A6FH83FxFinland
7/3/2025, 11:29:42 AM No.509383861
>>509379960 (OP)
You have the freedom to buy a revolver shooting yourself in the head. Use it.
Anonymous ID: Js+4Hvc7United States
7/3/2025, 11:29:52 AM No.509383867
>>509383728
I believe that you genuinely think that, but from the perspective of an American the baseline socialization is much different. This is why you get even the whitest Americans who go to central/northern Europe and think everyone is standoff-ish and cold. There is no personal sovereignty in the US. Everyone is constantly up in your business trying to reenact their shitty socialization they received from kikewood movies they mistake for reality.
Replies: >>509384003 >>509385890
Anonymous ID: pDK3St6SUnited Kingdom
7/3/2025, 11:30:58 AM No.509383903
>>509379960 (OP)
>RFK will soon move forward in finding a way to eradicate autistics.
*cure. There was literally just some research linking it to fucked up gut microbiome and that they were actually able to help people greatly reduce their autism scores. Is that something you would be happy to try? It might even help your other health conditions.
Replies: >>509383995 >>509384122
Anonymous ID: 5vrPQ+OiCanada
7/3/2025, 11:33:37 AM No.509383995
>>509383903
>There was literally just some research linking it to fucked up gut microbiome and that they were actually able to help people greatly reduce their autism scores.

Proof?

Also taking away autism is literally taking away who I innately am. That IS eugenics. Trying to "cure" autism is eugenics. It is extermination.
Replies: >>509384496
Anonymous ID: bWTplHvpSweden
7/3/2025, 11:33:52 AM No.509384003
>>509383867
The honorifics and tipping culture alone seem like hell
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Anonymous ID: 5vrPQ+Oi
7/3/2025, 11:35:21 AM No.509384122
>>509383903
What's the evidence autism has been "cured?" Do they not realize that's eugenics? Remove autism and you're removing who I innately am.
Replies: >>509384470 >>509388320 >>509389145
Anonymous ID: bjnkzrgyUnited States
7/3/2025, 11:37:13 AM No.509384192
>>509384003
>honorifics
Like what? People want to be called by nicknames now, even if they have a Ph.D. Unless you're talking about women.
Anonymous ID: AYV9szENUnited States
7/3/2025, 11:40:15 AM No.509384315
>>509379960 (OP)
Why Scandinavian? Are you ethnically Scandinavian? Wouldn’t you be better off in Tel Aviv, the gayest city on earth?

T. Ethnic Scandinavian.
Replies: >>509384417
Anonymous ID: /WIVQVE6United States
7/3/2025, 11:41:23 AM No.509384367
>>509380442
you need to go back republicoid
Anonymous ID: 5vrPQ+Oi
7/3/2025, 11:42:29 AM No.509384417
>>509384315
Scandinavia is the most autism-friendly and has the best healthcare.
Anonymous ID: Ep0XxBnHFrance
7/3/2025, 11:43:33 AM No.509384470
>>509383255
As I said before, because their health insurance isn't payd for with the free money of the taxpayer. They coexist in a sane competition market and have to be cost effective and to ive something to their clients for their money.

NOT because they give free shit to everyone.

>>509383600
I like the trick of this guy. He undestand the hate boomers have for young peopleand he frame medicaid cuts as being anti young to get the support of the boomers, who will be the ones who will eat the loss.
Clever.

>>509384122
Autism is considered cured when you become a productive member of the community. Giving you free money won't do that.
You get what you pay.
You pay people for being autists, you get more autists. You, for instance, aren't an autist.
Replies: >>509385032
Anonymous ID: wJgZkfK0Germany
7/3/2025, 11:44:04 AM No.509384496
>>509383995
kek
Anonymous ID: buMMAV1TSweden
7/3/2025, 11:45:10 AM No.509384535
>>509379960 (OP)
We don't want any libtards or trumptards here. The only ones welcomed are the enlightened centrists.
Anonymous ID: KO4K5zokLatvia
7/3/2025, 11:45:14 AM No.509384538
>>509379960 (OP)
Go Finland. They're so socialist you can't even comprehend it.
Anonymous ID: vSVMhu6RUnited States
7/3/2025, 11:45:21 AM No.509384545
>>509384003
Yeah tipping is awful. It is guilt tripping and you feel pressured by them. It's awful and I can't stand this country.
Anonymous ID: yIadrFKIFrance
7/3/2025, 11:46:20 AM No.509384579
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>>509379960 (OP)
You can't emigrate to a country if your only plan is to be a drain on society you retarded faggot.
Also stay where you are we're full fuck off. If you still try to come you'll end up sucking ahmed dick for 10 euros.
you're so weak and pathetic. All your "illnesses" are probably self created
Replies: >>509384804
Anonymous ID: bjnkzrgyUnited States
7/3/2025, 11:51:45 AM No.509384804
>>509384579
>You can't emigrate to a country if your only plan is to be a drain on society
You can here. There's a law that says they can reject you for being a public charge, but it hasn't been used in decades.
Replies: >>509385309
Anonymous ID: 5vrPQ+Oi
7/3/2025, 11:56:38 AM No.509385032
>>509384470
>They coexist in a sane competition market and have to be cost effective and to ive something to their clients for their money.

It's still free. I won't have to pay anything. Especially as a disabled person.
Anonymous ID: DXUxKnBgFinland
7/3/2025, 11:57:15 AM No.509385060
>>509379960 (OP)
Without reading I can say, we are full, fuck off and Nordic countries are among most racist in Europe.
Replies: >>509385283
Anonymous ID: GMxrPZgAMexico
7/3/2025, 11:59:13 AM No.509385130
>>509379960 (OP)
>queer and chronically ill.
You don't need to repeat yourself.
Anonymous ID: +ywWXVPLBelgium
7/3/2025, 12:00:32 PM No.509385177
>>509379960 (OP)
You would fit right in Belgium, may I suggest you you come to Brussels, might even be able to grant you asylum.
Anonymous ID: 5vrPQ+Oi
7/3/2025, 12:02:42 PM No.509385283
>>509385060
I'm white.
Replies: >>509385670
Anonymous ID: yIadrFKIFrance
7/3/2025, 12:03:17 PM No.509385309
>>509384804
that's only possible when you're a brown anti white subhuman.
Since he is a white faggot, he will never be allowed to stay, never receive 1 euro from the government, and let's be serious he can't ask for political asylum so his only chance is to stick with brownies and let's just say he won't live very long if he tries that
Being a rapefugee isn't as easy as you might think, you need a minimum of stamina, violence, and racial community to support your ass
Anonymous ID: DXUxKnBgFinland
7/3/2025, 12:10:58 PM No.509385670
>>509385283
And you speak either Norwegian, Swedish, Finnish or Danish? If not, you will get your fair share of racism.
Replies: >>509385750
Anonymous ID: 5vrPQ+Oi
7/3/2025, 12:12:40 PM No.509385750
>>509385670
Not yet but I can learn.
Replies: >>509386000
Anonymous ID: KeHvkggXUnited States
7/3/2025, 12:15:57 PM No.509385890
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>>509383867
Correct.
I work on a Class I railroad and my line of work attracts all sorts of weirdos: autists, angry drunks, "glory day" old heads, and much more. Your anecdote of American socialization is spot on at times with a few engineers I work with. Workplaces in the US are littered with people who cannot seem to shut the fuck up, babbling some niggerfaggot nonsense/irrelevance based on a social engineered "reel", and seemingly missing very obvious body language cues to pipe down. I enjoy the coworkers where we can chat briefly before the shift, here & there during transit, and overall keep things strictly work business at times rather than babbling some niggerball "scores" & " DID YOU SEE DESHAUN QUARATIN GET DRAFTED BY THAT TEAM!!?"

I have to hide my power level quite a bit and play along with "socialization" to a degree; but it is mega exhaustion.
Replies: >>509386750
Anonymous ID: Ss32P/RQHungary
7/3/2025, 12:16:12 PM No.509385896
>>509379960 (OP)
>I’m autistic, queer and chronically ill >The Trump administration has made it clear they do not want me
Who the fuck would want you?! You are utter garbage, completely worthless.
>autistic
Mentally deficient
>queer
Morally deficient.
>chronically ill
Physically deficient.
You. Are. Trash.
Anonymous ID: DXUxKnBgFinland
7/3/2025, 12:18:35 PM No.509386000
>>509385750
You also have money and employer? Without those you are not even going to get a visa to stay. Language is also nowadays mandatory requirement. Also you are not going to get any social benefits as long as you only have normal tourist visa.
Replies: >>509387383
Anonymous ID: Ss32P/RQHungary
7/3/2025, 12:19:21 PM No.509386037
>>509383549
>You'll have to be a complete subjugated NPC with no real thoughts or desires of your own
Have you seen his flag?
Anonymous ID: sTq8VMI7United States
7/3/2025, 12:24:33 PM No.509386282
>>509380442
You're implying an American would choose Denmark rather than Norway and Sweden. Denmark sucks theres zero nature left.
Replies: >>509395983
Anonymous ID: BNwNvfIQUnited States
7/3/2025, 12:35:20 PM No.509386750
>>509385890
Very relatable and thanks for sharing fren. Im actually considering becoming a trucker because I cant find a job where I can just be left alone to handle things. People keep telling me not to, but I want to give it a go as I like driving and listening to books/music/podcasts.
Replies: >>509387305
Anonymous ID: KeHvkggXUnited States
7/3/2025, 12:47:39 PM No.509387305
>>509386750
Railroading isn't a bad gig. I will warn it comes with a steep learning curve, surrounded by hyper socialized folks in some areas, and must be mentally sharp due to the dangers (ie: dangerous chemicals that can evacuate a town in a 5 mile radius)

The most comfy jobs on the railroad is RCO (remote control engineer) think of it like having a giant RC car box strapped up to your vest, you control a 329,000 lb GP38-GP40 engine, and work on "drills" known as switch lists puttering rail cars around the yard during your shift with you fully in charge 100% of your "zone" (you can lock out the babbling niggerfaggots on the road trains while you switch your cars out safely)

The best gigs on the railroad for fellow introverts is RCO, road boards (taking long haul trains across the state - the engineers/conductors are usually tired as fuck and want to get work done to get a quit), and locals (you're on the ground a lot as a conductor working industrial customers and away from your engineer only communicating on radio)

Check out a few Class I's (hint - big shield with yellow paint engine) they're always hiring North Platte, Kansas City, and a few other hotspots. If you don't spend your money like a retard you can easily build a beefy 401k, good union benefits, and easily fuck off innawoods in a matter of 10 years.
Anonymous ID: 5vrPQ+Oi
7/3/2025, 12:49:35 PM No.509387383
>>509386000
I would be applying for asylum to escape the genocide of autistic and disabled people that Trump and RFK are currently trying to carry out.
Anonymous ID: 4z5f2qYeUnited States
7/3/2025, 12:51:16 PM No.509387460
>>509379960 (OP)
If this was 300 years ago, you'd be dead. The worst aspect of industrialization of the world has been that weak people can survive by being dependent on those that are better equipped to survive. Any other time period and they would starve to death.
Anonymous ID: GyFEeZX4United States
7/3/2025, 12:51:55 PM No.509387493
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>>509379960 (OP)
Jesus Christ. Drink and smoke yourself to death.
Anonymous ID: GyFEeZX4United States
7/3/2025, 12:53:13 PM No.509387559
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>>509379960 (OP)
>Be politically active in the streets
There is no way this is an organic thread.
Anonymous ID: KtrElj2MNetherlands
7/3/2025, 12:55:25 PM No.509387648
>>509379960 (OP)
> Im an infantile child incapable of maturation who needs to intellectualize my own dysgenics through false labels of mental illness
> I could cure all of this by taking hrt of my biological gender but i need to be disabled so i can be a lazy parasite
> Dear anons please tell me what european nation which i wont provide shit to can parasite off the best because im afraid my own nation will force me to pay the consequences of my soulless omvolker actions
> Yes i do replace my own people with endless immigration
Why dont you just kill yourself absolute dysgenic parasite
Replies: >>509387762
Anonymous ID: KtrElj2MNetherlands
7/3/2025, 12:55:58 PM No.509387686
>>509380210
Nothing ever happens you dramatic toxic feminine faggot
Replies: >>509387762
Anonymous ID: c2Peqsc8Germany
7/3/2025, 12:56:55 PM No.509387730
>>509379960 (OP)
will probably not work when youre white, thats only for brown people, solly.
Anonymous ID: 5vrPQ+Oi
7/3/2025, 12:57:48 PM No.509387762
>>509387648
>>509387686
Trump and RFK want me dead. I have the right to seek asylum in an autism-friendly nation.
Replies: >>509388801 >>509389089
Anonymous ID: GyFEeZX4United States
7/3/2025, 1:01:15 PM No.509387946
AmericanHomeless
AmericanHomeless
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>>509380210
>Victim of eugenics
Who the fuck talks like this??
What are you afraid of?
No more meds?
No more food?
No more shelter? Homelessness?
It is nearly impossible to starve to death in this country. Granted the food is fucking poisonous.
You won't actually die without meds. Which are also poisonous.
Homelessness is unlikely because you are fucking retarded, so there's that I guess.
Anonymous ID: pDK3St6SUnited Kingdom
7/3/2025, 1:08:57 PM No.509388320
>>509384122
I can't find the paper I read, here's one on the link.
https://www.nature.com/articles/s41598-023-50601-7
The experiment was on younger kids with autism. They replaced some of the missing microbiome and their scores on several autism tests decreased for all of them. Some were considered still autistic but less severe than they were before, and others no longer met the criteria for a diagnosis. Search autism and microbiome. It's a relatively new discovery but the science seems legit.

>Remove autism and you're removing who I innately am
OK, no cyberbully, think very seriously about why you believe this to be the case. Because you're used to thinking from an autistic mind and so you think you won't be the same person if you were to supplement probiotics? That it will just be another problem if you had to adjust to a new mindset? But you'd still be you. Same hobbies, same likes and dislikes, just without or with less of the problematic sensory issues that disrupt your life. Again, you said you have a chronic illness, and a fucked up microbiome can also contribute to chronic illnesses like intestinal illnesses and lowered/ineffective immune responses. Stop thinking from psychology and think biology, if there are things that cause you issues and pain it is OK to try to heal from them. Just the simple fact that you may be missing strains from your microbiome doesn't make you want to replace them to be healthier? It is not eugenics to try to overcome health problems. Please, don't see it through that lens.
Replies: >>509388373
Anonymous ID: 5vrPQ+Oi
7/3/2025, 1:09:57 PM No.509388373
>>509388320
This is biological essentialism to the fullest.
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Anonymous ID: y2IcogBRUnited States
7/3/2025, 1:17:55 PM No.509388801
>>509387762
There not going to take you retard two main reasons one your not being targeted for murder two your a cracker.
Replies: >>509389154
Anonymous ID: pDK3St6SUnited Kingdom
7/3/2025, 1:22:56 PM No.509389056
>>509388373
That's a tiny little one sentence cop out and you know it. You get a sore arm or sore liver or sore kidneys, it is OK to go to the doctor and get medicine or treatment to heal the issue, but if someone gets anxiety or depression or some shit, which CAN be caused by fucked adrenals, hormone problems or viral infections then everybody loses their God damn minds. Nobody is saying it isn't shit to suffer from those things, but they are not always purely due to psychological factors. Autism was thought to be genetic, but now we can measure that autistic people lack certain things from their microbiome that others do not. How is it in any way bad to help restore that?
Anonymous ID: CI8Q1WUMUnited Kingdom
7/3/2025, 1:23:44 PM No.509389089
>>509387762
There is no autism friendly nation anon. We do not have the right to live in one. We are mocked dispised and hated the world over. You must learn to mask if you wish to survive. even ultra tollerant New Zealand does not give residency to diagnosed Spergs who despite not needing any care right now might one day be a burden on the system, europe will be no different and to them you will have the added stigma of being a ignorant american. god forbid you go to another country and be politcally active in their affairs. you will not win any allies telling them how to run their countries.
Anonymous ID: KeHvkggXUnited States
7/3/2025, 1:24:39 PM No.509389145
>>509384122
I've been railroad posting but this thread has me hooked (European posts are insightful to read) Anon, my daughter is diagnosed autism in the form of aspergers (elementary school aged) She is very smart, non-medicated, and still has friend groups that come over to our house to play. I suspect myself of being the autism spectrum due to my interests (trains, aircraft, cars, attention to detail, hyper-analyzing things, struggled in the past with relationships/friendships, and other signs of aspergers) You absolutely need to 100% embrace yourself playing devils advocate, while also embracing that the world we live in is pure manipulated slop hyper socialized. If true: most NPC's cannot fathom/connect to us neurodivergent folks. Most of us on this Hawaiian rock painting forum have a couple screws loose compared to the norms of society and being a total dramatic (gotta be blunt with you OP) spazz will get you absolutely nowhere. It doesn't matter who is in office - Trump, Biden, Bush, Clinton, Obama, etc... they're all bought out shabbos goyim by Israeli/MIC/Rothschild/NWO/WEF/whatever entity you want to blame.

The point is that you need to stop running from your problems as many folks do here in the US and worldwide. We are so overloaded with constant information from slop media, scroooling on screens for hours, negative manipulated jewish puppet media, and much more. Yes, the world is absolutely controlled by satanic kid fuckers flooding the western world with jeet's, arabs, africans, etc... and to be very honest you spazzing out is WHY they keep doing it: you want to give up on a very internal level rather than fight for your own self... what makes you think boogeyman like Trump and his kike handlers will stop? We can't even fight back because of our own self doubt.

TL;DR get a fucking grip and seek methods to embrace.
Anonymous ID: 5vrPQ+Oi
7/3/2025, 1:24:45 PM No.509389154
>>509388801
RFK has plainly said he wants to eradicate autism.
Replies: >>509391904
Anonymous ID: eBWodtrnAustralia
7/3/2025, 1:25:52 PM No.509389220
>>509388373
Maybe it is, but constructivist insanity is only making you weak and sick. Get well soon!
Anonymous ID: 95FCxJoLUnited Kingdom
7/3/2025, 1:27:50 PM No.509389335
>>509379960 (OP)
>We are literally on the verge of being exterminated
Lol. Lmao.
Replies: >>509395815
Anonymous ID: 95FCxJoLUnited Kingdom
7/3/2025, 1:32:51 PM No.509389593
>>509380684
>I'm white and assigned male at birth.
Kek
>>509381157
I'm a transgender black lesbian midget with cystic fibrosis
I'm emigrating to Norway in 2 more weeks
Anonymous ID: 95FCxJoLUnited Kingdom
7/3/2025, 1:35:28 PM No.509389737
>>509381602
>>509381665
I'll be marrying a local Swedish/Norwegian fella called Ombenge Mustafa Mohammad
Anonymous ID: pDK3St6SUnited Kingdom
7/3/2025, 2:16:49 PM No.509391904
>>509389154
As a 'disease'. People wanted to eradicate polio and smallpox as well. They didn't off they people who caught those illnesses, they went to hospital and got the best treatments they could for the day. Likewise no one was saying these things when they thought autism was genetic. They were sending you to psychologists to help you try to treat the worst symptoms so it wouldn't be so bad for you when you went outside to noisy environments and had to talk to people. Now there is evidence that something environmental is causing an increase in autism. So they are trying to eradicate that. Not autistic people. And, probably the best news to come out of all of this, it doesn't appear to be a case of the damage is done... people who already have autism can benefit in a reduction of their symptoms too. Just try to stop stressing your self out and focus on your yourself and your health, bro. Read the new articles, look for links between the conditions you have. It's also looking more likely that if you have multiple issues going on with it they may be caused by the same thing, and so you can reduce all your symptoms.
Anonymous ID: KkwT+YocFinland
7/3/2025, 2:26:18 PM No.509392379
I'm a middle class white man living in this "utopia". I receive no benefits while 60% of my wage is tax raped to support single moms and drugged up autists. If our paths cross op I will kill you with my bare hands.
Anonymous ID: MlbOAP5PGermany
7/3/2025, 2:28:16 PM No.509392490
>>509379960 (OP)
>I’m autistic, queer and chronically ill. I currently live in America and am petrified of being a victim of eugenics.
Quintessential mutt.
>slur of [current thing], [currenz year] slop
You're terminally domesticated, propagandized and (develop)mentally stunted. I suggest you taper off (parasocial) media and touch grass, so you may atleast find some peace and enjoyment before you invetiably commit suicide.
Anonymous ID: Ap1BAlQ4Finland
7/3/2025, 3:07:06 PM No.509394440
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>>509379960 (OP)
It's other way around. Scandinavian countries are among the least restrictive for immigration globally its a literal circus here.

But still fuck off.
Anonymous ID: +oKcScbENetherlands
7/3/2025, 3:10:33 PM No.509394667
>>509380210
lmao stop eating plastics and get a wife you retard
Anonymous ID: ZzmdPB09Poland
7/3/2025, 3:25:46 PM No.509395550
baitmad
baitmad
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>>509381446
Anonymous ID: 5vrPQ+Oi
7/3/2025, 3:30:18 PM No.509395815
>>509389335
This is already happened.
Anonymous ID: FMHKTiyxDenmark
7/3/2025, 3:33:22 PM No.509395983
>>509379960 (OP)
>Moving to Iceland, Finland or any other Scandinavian country
Iceland and Finland are not in Scandinavia, so your ‘refugee request’ is revealed as fake.

>>509386282
>Denmark sucks there’s zero nature left.
Danmark has 8,750 kilometers coastline with pure sandy beaches and dunes - how is that “zero nature” compared to gravel, stones and rocks?
Anonymous ID: JrhIV1ofNorway
7/3/2025, 3:39:42 PM No.509396357
>>509379960 (OP)
Kor e min gondol opp på sulafjelle gutta.
Anonymous ID: 33xnegZoSweden
7/3/2025, 4:01:20 PM No.509397655
>>509379960 (OP)
>But Scandinavian countries have some the the tightest immigration restrictions in the world. They don’t allow refugees fleeing from wars in so of course they won’t allow autistic comrades fleeing eugenics in. I’m fucking livid about it. Moving to Iceland, Finland or any other Scandinavian country is my only hope and the only hope of millions of other autistics in America. We are literally on the verge of being exterminated and yet we still can’t take refuge in the only countries that can save us.
>So is it possible I'll be granted asylum?

I'll simply say what american usually say to outsiders : fuckoff we're full.

And in our case, I think we are full, at least in terms of retards and schitzos.

But cheer up bucko - america is still an amazing country if you just drop the schitzo traits of yours.

A dream of mine if i was american would be to slave away a few years, then move to alaska or montana and buy a piece of land for cheaps and put a cabin on it. You have no idea what youre missing out on in life.
Anonymous ID: dl/7qVVUUnited States
7/3/2025, 4:08:11 PM No.509398034
>>509379960 (OP)
kys autistic queer faggot they don't want your genetic failure ass either
Anonymous ID: dl/7qVVUUnited States
7/3/2025, 4:14:37 PM No.509398590
>>509381429
>Hey country give me a house, citizenship, and neetbux because ummm i am autistic!!!
There is no way you are being serious