Anonymous
ID: DTqDX3ow
7/3/2025, 9:56:58 AM No.509379989
>Be American
>Be overweight, retarded and diabetic
>Your most masculine past time is sitting on the couch with your fat buddies admiring black men throw a ball around on TV while drinking highly estrogenic beer and eating junk food which clog your arteries and give you ED and man tits
>You go to church in a giant sports arena where you pay money to insanely rich boomer psycho preachers who tell you to worship Jews and Israel
>You get your political takes from silly looking bimbo blonde women with fake tits because they wear a MAGA hat
>You have an arsenal of guns in your shed that you'll never ever use because you are too passive and full of estrogen
>You hate liberals, but are too dumb to realise that you have the exact same opinions as a liberal from the early 2000s.
>You have no sense of style, you dress like a slob, wearing baggy cargo shorts, a T shirt with some silly political slogan and wear a baseball cap all the time
>You haven't read a book in your entire life
>You spent most of your life savings paying for your daughter to go to college where she'll do nothing except party all the time and get railed by niggers
>You consider random smelly ass third worlders as your "fellow Americans" because the government gave them a piece of paper
I hate Americans so much, it's unreal. A nation of fat, worthless nigger and Jew worshipping retards.
>Be overweight, retarded and diabetic
>Your most masculine past time is sitting on the couch with your fat buddies admiring black men throw a ball around on TV while drinking highly estrogenic beer and eating junk food which clog your arteries and give you ED and man tits
>You go to church in a giant sports arena where you pay money to insanely rich boomer psycho preachers who tell you to worship Jews and Israel
>You get your political takes from silly looking bimbo blonde women with fake tits because they wear a MAGA hat
>You have an arsenal of guns in your shed that you'll never ever use because you are too passive and full of estrogen
>You hate liberals, but are too dumb to realise that you have the exact same opinions as a liberal from the early 2000s.
>You have no sense of style, you dress like a slob, wearing baggy cargo shorts, a T shirt with some silly political slogan and wear a baseball cap all the time
>You haven't read a book in your entire life
>You spent most of your life savings paying for your daughter to go to college where she'll do nothing except party all the time and get railed by niggers
>You consider random smelly ass third worlders as your "fellow Americans" because the government gave them a piece of paper
I hate Americans so much, it's unreal. A nation of fat, worthless nigger and Jew worshipping retards.
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