>be me
>porn addict
>really political likes debates
>Likes to be patrionized by Conservatives
>The ideal conservative in my mind is one who spreads his goals and fucks mom
>I meet this conservative on /soc/
>he seems well versed can type a sentence
>I enjoy him slowly patrionizing me but not in a sexual way, I do imagine him fucking my mom
>I ask him if it's okay that I imagine him fucking my mom
>He says uhhhh sure I guess, but I'm into younger
>FIRST RED FLAG
>I chuckle it along and say, okay want to watch some porn what do you wanna watch?
>I prefer petite younger girls
>SECOND RED FLAG
>I say okay.....at this point soft as fuck, there has to be another way
>I finally get him to watch some Brazzers, Mike Adriano literally porn personified
>he says eh it's okay
>he then tells me
>"Maybe it will be better if you jerk me for me"
>BEEP BEEP THREE STRIKES
>"It's not gay, if you do it with a fleshlight"
>BEEP BEEP
>Disgusted leaves the call
>blocks him

Why are conversatives like this, aren't they supposed to be macho, who watch a lot of straight porn, why are they closeted gays, why me as a left winger I'm more homophobic than them

You're the "conservatives". You're who people mean when they talk about "the conservatives". Every time someone criticizes "the conservatives" they're criticizing you and every other nazi retard who posts frogs on 4chan. Jesus fucking Christ fuck off retards with your endless attempts to shapeshift yourselves. Nope. You're not different or special from any of the other conservatives. You're the base of conservatism.

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That's why i date conservatives

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